Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

RollingRock said:
Fresh guitar noodle. Cobes barely streams anymore. At least not to his fans and TNWU.
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First idiot I've seen button mashing on a guitar. You know he can hear himself, he records that shit. Those delusions of his are as thick as his fat gourde skull. It's honestly impressive how badly he sucks after all this time. He doesn't even 1/4 ass it. Bill and Ted are more goth AND play better than cobes and those fools are the epitome of lame. I would pay like a dollar at the door to watch cobra humiliate himself in public but he'll never play anywhere he can't just turn off the comments. His ego couldn't take it toobs.
 
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Eurofag new to Lolcow watching...

Dr. Boglim King Cobra - wholesome trolling?

While I dont see the fun in constantly threatening a broken mans livelihood due to some shitty things he said years ago, obviously in jest like Wings....
and I dont really think it is okay to ruin and control the life of a mentally handicapped psychotic manchild like Cyrax...

... I somehow like the trolling of our Goth-Overlord and it seems kinda wholesome! He got dealt bad cards starting out in life and most likely would have had to live a sad and boring live in poverty until the end of his days but since he got discovered by the Internet he can feel like some kind of low tier Internet rock-star, believe that he has a real fanbase on the Internet and even has a more or less stable income due to his wand business.

He offers A LOT of entertaining content, created mostly independent of his trolls and since he doesnt constantly get pushed to the edge of suicide by his trollbase I can really enjoy his content without feeling bad about it!
The only thing I feel bad about is his slow suicide and constant decline due to his alcoholism and tobacco abuse! I guess his life would be better if Clint would handle his internet money....

(dont complain about my english, I am regarded AND english is not my native language)
 
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So I was playing the Sims Medieval and made a cobes character as the town wizard. Just got a debuff called "dry spell" and my jaw dropped. Praise cobra's magic!
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daKazze said:
Eurofag new to Lolcow watching...

Dr. Boglim King Cobra - wholesome trolling?

While I dont see the fun in constantly threatening a broken mans livelihood due to some shitty things he said years ago, obviously in jest like Wings....
and I dont really think it is okay to ruin and control the life of a mentally handicapped psychotic manchild like Cyrax...

... I somehow like the trolling of our Goth-Overlord and it seems kinda wholesome! He got dealt bad cards starting out in life and most likely would have had to live a sad and boring live in poverty until the end of his days but since he got discovered by the Internet he can feel like some kind of low tier Internet rock-star, believe that he has a real fanbase on the Internet and even has a more or less stable income due to his wand business.

He offers A LOT of entertaining content, created mostly independent of his trolls and since he doesnt constantly get pushed to the edge of suicide by his trollbase I can really enjoy his content without feeling bad about it!
The only thing I feel bad about is his slow suicide and constant decline due to his alcoholism and tobacco abuse! I guess his life would be better if Clint would handle his internet money....

(dont complain about my english, I am regarded AND english is not my native language)
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Shut up faggot
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
also, he door dashed it. that will add 10+ to it and the tip is nothing since he doesn't tip. I say 25-30 for it.
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I know he is lazy as fuck but how much of it is social anxiety? I’m thinking 80% lazy and the rest is afraid to talk to people. He may be delusional but you know he sees their reactions to his appearance
 
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Rope Salesman said:
I know he is lazy as fuck but how much of it is social anxiety? I’m thinking 80% lazy and the rest is afraid to talk to people. He may be delusional but you know he sees their reactions to his appearance
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I read on reddit from someone who lives in the same general area as him and has come across him in the wild he mumbles his replys mostly unless he's drunk already and it's just slured, I'm not sure how much we can trust that becuase well Reddit and Retardation, but I could see that being how it goes when out and about.
 
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Rope Salesman said:
I know he is lazy as fuck but how much of it is social anxiety? I’m thinking 80% lazy and the rest is afraid to talk to people. He may be delusional but you know he sees their reactions to his appearance
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No, he use to go out to get shit. he’s just lazy bastard.

Phalanges Mycologist said:
I read on reddit from someone who lives in the same general area as him and has come across him in the wild he mumbles his replys mostly unless he's drunk already and it's just slured, I'm not sure how much we can trust that becuase well Reddit and Retardation, but I could see that being how it goes when out and about.
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I don’t trust anything “lolcow” related on Reddit. If we’re true, everyone knows cobra personally and all of them talk to him daily. His Reddits are full of shit.
 
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Bros... it turns out Josh has been a sicko all along, I feel betrayed



These are some of the first proper "youtube poops" I've actually seen of Cobra, despite him always talking about people like bitesize supposedly making YTPs out of his videos via editing (they don't). I wonder what he would think of them
 
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Potion_Time said:
I wonder how much his "custom" taco bell burrito ended up costing since he added literally every ingredient too it.
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I was wondering that too the other night when he kept going on about it being custom and showing the cross section.

I might download the taco bell app later and just test out to see how much it would cost and post it.

E. Decided to do it now and yes this is the Casper Taco Bell near him so the prices should be accurate.

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This is just for the beef burrito..
Too lazy to do the other stuff he mentjoned.

E. Someone below this mentioned he used door dash and I didn't take that into account. The user who pointed it out has a better idea what he spent.
 
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Thirteenfifty said:
Bros... it turns out Josh has been a sicko all along, I feel betrayed



These are some of the first proper "youtube poops" I've actually seen of Cobra, despite him always talking about people like bitesize supposedly making YTPs out of his videos via editing (they don't). I wonder what he would think of them
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He has no fucking clue what a youtube poop is, it's just fuckin funny to hear him say it though
 
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