Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I’m not so fucking clueless I’m pointing out a tattoo or body hair. If you go to the original video, you will see the rash on his flank about 42 seconds in.
 
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Rope Salesman said:
I’m not so fucking clueless I’m pointing out a tattoo or body hair. If you go to the original video, you will see the rash on his flank about 42 seconds in.
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That's definitely his chest hair. Up the playback quality or look at it on a bigger screen.

u know content is dry when we are playing "rash or body hair" lol
 
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We need some red circles toobz, cause I'm not seeing anything
 
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crying and shidding said:
guys what do you think all that black shit on his chest is? is he growing mold or barnacles????? lol what a boglim right guys?? it's even spread to his armpits! I have no clue what that could be...
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I get that it's chest hair, but why starting from the brown spot at the bottom of the picture does it go up and form a question mark?
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
I've always loved Warlord, both as a source of raw uncut cringe, and his ability to irritate Josh to an incredible degree. But I don't think there's an independent thread's worth of content. What is that creep even doing lately?
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Yeah, its a fascinating combination of being one of the few people that Josh can legitimately look down upon (and the POS does constantly), while also simultaneously being a source of constant jealous rage. It's still hilarious how passive aggressively upset Josh was that Warlord wasn't even a week out of prison and was already getting laid, even if it was taking it up the ass.
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
Why am I ranting all this nonsense? Because I think that Clint wasn’t a bad father. Clint did the best that he could (lol) and sometimes thats all you can ask for. Maybe cobra is the way he is not as a consequence of Clint’s bad parenting but because of his good parenting. Has anybody considered that Josh could have been much MUCH worse?
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I know a guy much like Cobes and Cobes could be much worse. I started passing Cobra vids around my old friend group from high school because the guy we all know is like a failed version of Cobes. Even down to the autism, goffick bad boy, unhinged gender rants, inflated ego, and wanting to have a successful craft people would pay for but instead his life is a complete trainwreck and he has managed to throw away every lucky break he ever got by being exceptional. His parents coddled him to nearly Chris-chan levels of arrogance and incompetence.

Just for a quick rundown of how Cobes is better than his failed counter part Fakebra:

- Doesn't have a job. Played up "MUH AUTSIM" to get on disability even though he is perfectly capable of working and has held jobs in the past. He turned down a very sweet gig pushing a button in a factory, salary, and benefits, all because the job was "too boring". Hasn't even attempted to work since.
- Has been talking about getting into forging and making swords to sell for over 15 years but has never even signed up for a blacksmithing class.
- Has a girlfriend but she is a coke whore stripper who screams at him, makes him raise her kid from an even bigger POS guy that went to our high school, and frequently gets cucked by her to said baby daddy and her coke dealer.
- Lives in an even shittier apartment with girl friend and kid
- Too poor for internet. He gave it up so that his girl friend would have more money for drugs.
- No transportation. Too lazy and stupid to get a bike. He thought he could just lease a car month-to-month when his finally crapped out on him and just never got around to dealing with it.
- Can't play any instruments or sing. No artistic skills to speak of.
- Too poor to afford alcohol, smokes, and all the food Cobes is always getting.
- Gave up on gothic bad boy look and chose to go back to the shitty clothes his mom would buy for him growing up like cheap walmart jeans and bland gray shirts. Can't even afford to go to a goth club now anyways.
- Zero internet presence and routinely mocked by all who know him. At least Cobes is some what beloved and important enough to even have trolls.

We're always joking about how Fakebra wishes he was Cobes, drinking and smoking all day, thinking he's a hot goth, no kid or druggy girl friend, successful Etsy store, and internet famous.
 
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