Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Thirteenfifty]

I'd like my first thread here to be a Warlord one, he's the closest thing to a secondary cow in the CobraVerse and funnier than Josh at this point. I can think of a couple highlights: Josh getting sent the shirt with Alex's gay porn on it, the fight with Josh a few months ago, and just a few weeks ago when he showed up out of nowhere during the CoolTaste reconciliation stream acting like a Seinfeld character. What are some other top Warlord moments?

When he tried to start his own wand & staff store to directly rip off Josh, and Josh helped him. His intrest in warhammer 40k and excessive hornyposting are also really interesting. If you do end up making a thread on him his solo videos, various bastard children, Facebook content, etc. Should also be included


I think a Warlord thread would be a great idea, it's hard to keep up with him because he's an elusive methhead

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I'd like my first thread here to be a Warlord one, he's the closest thing to a secondary cow in the CobraVerse and funnier than Josh at this point. I can think of a couple highlights: Josh getting sent the shirt with Alex's gay porn on it, the fight with Josh a few months ago, and just a few weeks ago when he showed up out of nowhere during the CoolTaste reconciliation stream acting like a Seinfeld character. What are some other top Warlord moments?

I've always loved Warlord, both as a source of raw uncut cringe, and his ability to irritate Josh to an incredible degree. But I don't think there's an independent thread's worth of content. What is that creep even doing lately?

 

[The Milkman]

I've always loved Warlord, both as a source of raw uncut cringe, and his ability to irritate Josh to an incredible degree. But I don't think there's an independent thread's worth of content. What is that creep even doing lately?

I've started writing the thread and I'm shocked by how much there is. In the first ten minutes of research just watching the Bitesize doc, there's footage of his shotgun wedding, performed around a Christmas tree, to a pregnant woman, while her father breathes heavily in the background.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

I've started writing the thread and I'm shocked by how much there is. In the first ten minutes of research just watching the Bitesize doc, there's footage of his shotgun wedding, performed around a Christmas tree, to a pregnant woman, while her father breathes heavily in the background.

Sure, but his homosexual homelessness and general radio silence is going to be a hinderance going forward

 

[Potion_Time]

I've started writing the thread and I'm shocked by how much there is. In the first ten minutes of research just watching the Bitesize doc, there's footage of his shotgun wedding, performed around a Christmas tree, to a pregnant woman, while her father breathes heavily in the background.

Just make sure to fully explain the concepts of smooth muscle control. It's necessary.

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I've started writing the thread and I'm shocked by how much there is. In the first ten minutes of research just watching the Bitesize doc, there's footage of his shotgun wedding, performed around a Christmas tree, to a pregnant woman, while her father breathes heavily in the background.

I think you won't have a problem writing a really good OP but he's legit homeless and since Josh massacred his old phone he doesn't post to FB or anywhere else too often (as far as I know). Unless Josh squashes his beef with warlord don't expect too much action.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Do one on Porkney if you actually want to contribute. I suspect that rabbit hole goes pretty deep

She’d finger blast her arbys roast beef and cheese screaming “FAAAAAACK I’M GONNA- I’M GONNA- SQUEEEEEEEEEELL!!!!” At the attention she’d get. You guys gotta clue in that the only way to stick it to Courtney is to pretend she doesn’t exist and not acknowledge her in any way

 

[Bogliacci]

I'd imagine he never has a "proper" gut chemistry to brew any up, I imagine with what he eats it's almost immediately a spicy lava that he has to evacuate immediately, lest he add more colors to the dead dog throne.

Gotta imagine just how much he suffers from malnutrition from his lack of a proper gut biome and the actual food with 0 nutritional value. I'd like to know hwo much he's actually sleeping throughout the day, like he probably just wakes up to stream for a bit then he masturbates and goes back to sleep.

She’d finger blast her arbys roast beef and cheese screaming “FAAAAAACK I’M GONNA- I’M GONNA- SQUEEEEEEEEEELL!!!!” At the attention she’d get. You guys gotta clue in that the only way to stick it to Courtney is to pretend she doesn’t exist and not acknowledge her in any way

Relegated to only being mentioned in other peoples threads.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

She’d finger blast her arbys roast beef and cheese screaming “FAAAAAACK I’M GONNA- I’M GONNA- SQUEEEEEEEEEELL!!!!” At the attention she’d get. You guys gotta clue in that the only way to stick it to Courtney is to pretend she doesn’t exist and not acknowledge her in any way

She is a middle aged woman who tard wranglers for her own personal laughs. One off orbiter of a cow is nothing but she’s been involved with a few of the lolcows.

No matter how much she wants attention, a thread here is not something ANYONE wants. People literally appeal to Null to get them removed.

Only big objection is she doesn’t personally do lolcow shit. She hangs out with her burnout friends, manipulates lolcows for long term laughs, and generally breaks a lot of the ‘rules’.

I don’t know that much about her but I bet some shit out there that she would rather stay hidden concerning her tard wrangling for entertainment

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I'd imagine he never has a "proper" gut chemistry to brew any up, I imagine with what he eats it's almost immediately a spicy lava that he has to evacuate immediately, lest he add more colors to the dead dog throne.

I’d love to see the results of a proper doctor visit. Diabetes is probably the number one issue I would be concerned about. His teeth alone are a good indictator of his sugar intake and lack of hygiene.

Gotta imagine just how much he suffers from malnutrition from his lack of a proper gut biome and the actual food with 0 nutritional value. I'd like to know hwo much he's actually sleeping throughout the day, like he probably just wakes up to stream for a bit then he masturbates and goes back to sleep.

TBH I think his Gut Biome is fucked before you add Alcohol and his poor diet, apparently Autism has a high relationship with a poor microflora biome in general the jury is still out if this is natural or through other factors having a imact on it but a lot of the microbes and bacteria we have in our system produce compounds that we need and can lack in autistic people, it's not a cure all obviously but it can certainly help.

I've said it before but he's missing Iron, B, Folic acid and Thiamine at a bare minimum because they are the substances the body uses to perform self repair not just for big stuff but for everything and Alcohol does a serious number on your system when it comes to small accumulative damage especially when your perpetuality drunk.

Another distant and never to be achieved dream, would be seeing how doing some sort of physical test. Run a mile, do some push-ups, try some sit-ups. It would challenge his idea of being a strong muscle man when he can barely knock out a push-up nor finish half a mile without throwing up.

Oddly I'd just like to see him just try and run, we've seen videos of him walking outside and he has a odd gait that just goes beyond him wearing the wrong footwear, there are several pictures of him just walking around where he's doing that Dinosaur arm thing and that's because a lot of Autist's have poor balance and he's in the close and tight school of walking like a early hominid or ape walking upright today.

His intrest in warhammer 40k and excessive hornyposting are also really interesting.

IRC his 40k Lore knowledge is laughtable, he's never even read or listened to the the De-Facto basis of Space Wolf Lore Prospero Burns https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Prospero_Burns_(Novel) or even read the Wiki on them other than the introduction.

She is a middle aged woman who tard wranglers for her own personal laughs. One off orbiter of a cow is nothing but she’s been involved with a few of the lolcows.

No matter how much she wants attention, a thread here is not something ANYONE wants. People literally appeal to Null to get them removed.

TBH She's not that interesting I know she's Josh's Kengle but somehow manages to be even more dull than him and isn't really worthy of a thread.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

She is a middle aged woman who tard wranglers for her own personal laughs. One off orbiter of a cow is nothing but she’s been involved with a few of the lolcows.

No matter how much she wants attention, a thread here is not something ANYONE wants. People literally appeal to Null to get them removed.

Only big objection is she doesn’t personally do lolcow shit. She hangs out with her burnout friends, manipulates lolcows for long term laughs, and generally breaks a lot of the ‘rules’.

I don’t know that much about her but I bet some shit out there that she would rather stay hidden concerning her tard wrangling for entertainment

regardless the more people that know of her the more people that tune in to her shitty streams and give her channel engagement

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

I'd like my first thread here to be a Warlord one, he's the closest thing to a secondary cow in the CobraVerse and funnier than Josh at this point. I can think of a couple highlights: Josh getting sent the shirt with Alex's gay porn on it, the fight with Josh a few months ago, and just a few weeks ago when he showed up out of nowhere during the CoolTaste reconciliation stream acting like a Seinfeld character. What are some other top Warlord moments?

Man dood, he looks so fucking kewl!!

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

I'd like my first thread here to be a Warlord one, he's the closest thing to a secondary cow in the CobraVerse and funnier than Josh at this point. I can think of a couple highlights: Josh getting sent the shirt with Alex's gay porn on it, the fight with Josh a few months ago, and just a few weeks ago when he showed up out of nowhere during the CoolTaste reconciliation stream acting like a Seinfeld character. What are some other top Warlord moments?

Stealing Josh's lighter, rant about 9/11

 

[RollingRock]

Saving up for a phone coming in nicely

 

[G.Rapefruit]

Omg I was just listening to his “comedy album” on Bandcamp and he did not disappoint. I am left stunned and unable to express my feelings after listening to the whole album. If I don’t make it I’ve always hated you all.

 

[Potion_Time]

Saving up for a phone coming in nicely

He's saving trole, if you haven't noticed he's eating little caesers which is a step below gas station pizza.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Feel like a fucking weirdo, but check out that shitty rash under his arms. Is it possibly bed bugs? Is he going the route of Ole' Bob Chandler?

 

[RollingRock]

That's just body hair, Cobes has a hairy chest

 

[ComeOnDuder]

Feel like a fucking weirdo, but check out that shitty rash under his arms. Is it possibly bed bugs? Is he going the route of Ole' Bob Chandler?


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If you look closer you'll see a strange black mark on his arm too.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

If you look closer you'll see a strange black mark on his arm too.

it’s called a tattoo bro