Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[RollingRock]

Lol

Only 799 more shoutouts to mass murderers and sickos and he'll have a new iphone TWU

 

[Bogliacci]

Lol

Im thinkin he's starting to google people's names before he shouts them out lmfao

 

[Clint's Burden]

Wow I can't believe our boy lied

I never would have expected him to treat us fans like this...

This is a fuckin' good example of how little accountability Josh has in his life and why he feels it's acceptable to just break his own shit.

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I'd get it if the buddy trolls were sending it to him to encourage more cooking videos, you can kinda tolerate that shit in the name of more content but there's no point anymore. He doesn't put effort into things relative to before, it's just the same mundane lazy incel shit that it's always gunna be. I can't imagine the absolute fuckin' loser that unironically wants to see more of what Josh currently brings to the table.

 

[Potion_Time]

This is a fuckin' good example of how little accountability Josh has in his life and why he feels it's acceptable to just break his own shit.

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I'd get it if the buddy trolls were sending it to him to encourage more cooking videos, you can kinda tolerate that shit in the name of more content but there's no point anymore. He doesn't put effort into things relative to before, it's just the same mundane lazy incel shit that it's always gunna be. I can't imagine the absolute fuckin' loser that unironically wants to see more of what Josh currently brings to the table.

I feel like people bitch about cobra's content more than necessary. Just a few days ago we had a really solid stream with homefelon ian rapping. Sure cobes isn't churning out banger after banger, but at least there's a chance of greatness.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

I feel like people bitch about cobra's content more than necessary. Just a few days ago we had a really solid stream with homefelon ian rapping. Sure cobes isn't churning out banger after banger, but at least there's a chance of greatness.

It was definitely more interesting when he treated YouTube as a vlog and wasn’t at all self aware. Now he’s far too cautious to do anything interesting or funny. People milked way harder than was necessary and now the udders are dried and shriveled. Now there’s so many baby cows fighting over one another for the chance to desperately suckle on a flaccid raw teat and lap up each single drop of lulz the minute they’re produced but the days of those teats producing buckets of rich, creamy, frothy, and warm lolmilk have long passed. The audience knows this, and some who were late to the party and can only enjoy the aged lolcheese sitting in the caves of lolcheese makers like bitesize are frustrated they can’t get the fresh from the teat cream of the crop stuff are getting mad. They’re standing by with their forks and knives hoping the lolcow will croak and they can get a piece of that lolbeef. Me? I think it’s a shame but it is what it is. All things run their course, and when I want to relive the good ol’ days? Well, ain’t nothing like a piece of fine aged lolcheddar with some crackers and other accoutrement’s

 

[Joey42069666]

re upload

Doctor boglim

 

[Clint's Burden]

It was definitely more interesting when he treated YouTube as a vlog and wasn’t at all self aware. Now he’s far too cautious to do anything interesting or funny.

I can't really blame him for being cautious, honestly.

His older trolls would plan things out with some degree of care. Sometimes things would take months and there wasn't any promise of results, but when it did bear fruit it was hilarious and it didn't scare him away much. When he was flooded with viewers it brought along a lot of people who didn't care much for that, they spent a good two or three years just firing off whatever low hanging fruit they could and it damaged his ego so much that he's terrified of being who he is. It was bound to happen eventually, sometimes I just wish it didn't.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Im thinkin he's starting to google people's names before he shouts them out lmfao

he always said he will, but never does. he gave shout outs to Eric Harris at least five times. lol
"I just got a cash app dono from my fan Joseph Mangala, and he asks for a shout out. You rock, Joseph. keep on keeping on"
*five minutes later"
"doooood, I didn't know he was a FOOOOOKIN' nazi. I FOOOOOKIN' hate 'em....... My trolls are the biggest faggots on the planet, toobz"

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Cobra won. We are collectively sitting here watching a man bend over and push his ass up to a webcam in thin pajama pants and fart before proudly declaring it “wet & juicy”. At this point we are tuning in to watch some guy fart. The joke is officially on us now. He’s unintentionally made a complete mockery of all of us. Sure before we were tuning in to watch a retarded guy act retarded but you could say it was comedic in some ways or you were watching “ironically”. Now? Now we’re taking an L by being a cobra viewer. Think about it, I mean really think about it. We are watching and discussing a guy farting.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Cobra won. We are collectively sitting here watching a man bend over and push his ass up to a webcam in thin pajama pants and fart before proudly declaring it “wet & juicy”. At this point we are tuning in to watch some guy fart. The joke is officially on us now. He’s unintentionally made a complete mockery of all of us. Sure before we were tuning in to watch a retarded guy act retarded but you could say it was comedic in some ways or you were watching “ironically”. Now? Now we’re taking an L by being a cobra viewer. Think about it, I mean really think about it. We are watching and discussing a guy farting.

you do know he gets off by farting. it's on both parties now lol

 

[Big Nasty]

Fart faggots used to be all over YouTube back before 2010 or so, just fat hairy homos ripping ass in speedos and such.
I feel like Cobra is turning into one of those.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Fart faggots used to be all over YouTube back before 2010 or so, just fat hairy homos ripping ass in speedos and such.
I feel like Cobra is turning into one of those.

I forgot about "women" farting for cobra. I guess farting is an essential part of his life.

Spoiler: DON'T OPEN

 

[Bogliacci]

I'm amazed he doesn't fart MORE with how shit his diet is. All those processed carbs.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I'm amazed he doesn't fart MORE with how shit his diet is. All those processed carbs.

I'd imagine he never has a "proper" gut chemistry to brew any up, I imagine with what he eats it's almost immediately a spicy lava that he has to evacuate immediately, lest he add more colors to the dead dog throne.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I’d love to see the results of a proper doctor visit. Diabetes is probably the number one issue I would be concerned about. His teeth alone are a good indictator of his sugar intake and lack of hygiene.

Another distant and never to be achieved dream, would be seeing how doing some sort of physical test. Run a mile, do some push-ups, try some sit-ups. It would challenge his idea of being a strong muscle man when he can barely knock out a push-up nor finish half a mile without throwing up.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I’d love to see the results of a proper doctor visit. Diabetes is probably the number one issue I would be concerned about. His teeth alone are a good indictator of his sugar intake and lack of hygiene.

I'd pay to see some dental x-rays, I'd imagine a panoramic one would look like insane.

 

[The Milkman]

I'd like my first thread here to be a Warlord one, he's the closest thing to a secondary cow in the CobraVerse and funnier than Josh at this point. I can think of a couple highlights: Josh getting sent the shirt with Alex's gay porn on it, the fight with Josh a few months ago, and just a few weeks ago when he showed up out of nowhere during the CoolTaste reconciliation stream acting like a Seinfeld character. What are some other top Warlord moments?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I'd like my first thread here to be a Warlord one, he's the closest thing to a secondary cow in the CobraVerse and funnier than Josh at this point. I can think of a couple highlights: Josh getting sent the shirt with Alex's gay porn on it, the fight with Josh a few months ago, and just a few weeks ago when he showed up out of nowhere during the CoolTaste reconciliation stream acting like a Seinfeld character. What are some other top Warlord moments?

Do one on Porkney if you actually want to contribute. I suspect that rabbit hole goes pretty deep

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I'd like my first thread here to be a Warlord one, he's the closest thing to a secondary cow in the CobraVerse and funnier than Josh at this point. I can think of a couple highlights: Josh getting sent the shirt with Alex's gay porn on it, the fight with Josh a few months ago, and just a few weeks ago when he showed up out of nowhere during the CoolTaste reconciliation stream acting like a Seinfeld character. What are some other top Warlord moments?

People hated his "Morning Bean Juice" era, and in all fairness they generally were quite boring, but I'd like to see a way to have someone really get in him a tangent and go lives with some of those stream of consciousness lies he tells. His infamous unpopularity among the Cobraverse always baffled me, the little faggot is nearly as funny as Cobes.

 

[charlesdickens]

People hated Alex Anderson too with a passion back before he biffed it. Little did they know what they had! Anyone who tries to take over camera time too much from Josh and is too frequent begins to annoy people, especially if they're stimulant-addled and not really entertaining. Same with Scotty who probably was the worst friend overall to Josh. From gaslighting Josh into thinking he got laid to getting arrested in the old place when he wasn't there, it is better Scotty is gone. Same with the people around him, but everyone has some tenuous relationship. It's telling Warlord is hated by Scotty on who is a bigger piece of shit. I think Warlord sometimes has good intentions but obviously is fighting a lot of his own demons and that comes at Josh's expense sometimes. Scotty not so much, just seemed like a manipulative asshole fairly constantly.