Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Xenomorph]

His anger issues are really disturbing and porkney saying shes gonna give him another phone.. god can she fuck off already?

 

[Thirteenfifty]

I think Jord might be proof Karma exists. He cheats on stephanie and ends up becoming an incel for the next decade, breaks warlord's phone and loses his own a few months later, etc.

 

[crying and shidding]

idk what to say, pure cobra here. the thunderstorm has awoken something inside of him, whole lot of just silent staring up at the camera in this one.

 

[Bogliacci]

idk what to say, pure cobra here. the thunderstorm has awoken something inside of him, whole lot of staring up at the camera in this one.

its almost like old cobes is back if you lay back and close your eyes

 

[daBonehead]

Serial killer Edmund Kemper tipped Cobra a dollar and told him to lay off the booze. Of course this annoyed Cobra who immediately justifies it by saying he's not as angry as he used to be and the booze helps him with his autism because it gives him dopamine dood! He hasn't even drank any alcohol today, "yet".

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

His anger issues are really disturbing and porkney saying shes gonna give him another phone.. god can she fuck off already?

I mean… her giving him the phone in the first place led to this hilarity. I hope she DOES send him a new phone and I hope he breaks that one too and we get a fb status like “so I got a taxi to the groshery store to get shrimp ring and I forgot my phone in the taxi and then I called the taxi compeny they said that car crashed into a lake and sunk to the bottom but the driver sirvived buy a shirt”

 

[Xenomorph]

its almost like old cobes is back if you lay back and close your eyes

If only, hell Id take grease lens saga over this

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Better not jump scare kiwifarms posters when they’re scrolling BOY

 

[Bogliacci]

Bitesize with the excellent little montage of him destroying shit fans have sent him, classic.

its been a good day for cobra content compared to the past few months fellow cobras

 

[ShiningBrightly]

lol he really is just awful at lying. i wasn't up to date but watched this video and it was so obvious he was bsing that whole story. "i took out my phone to listen to some ozzy" ya ok boy when do you ever actually listen to music

 

[TurdFondler]

Kinda looks a bit like psoriasis, but I doubt it. Most likely just some kind of infection from his nasty ass shoes.

I still think it's fungal, it looks like psoriasis but a lot of skin conditions look similar. He had the exact right lifestyle to really aggravate psoriasis but I feel it would be popping up all over.

 

[daBonehead]

Bitesize with the excellent little montage of him destroying shit fans have sent him, classic.

its been a good day for cobra content compared to the past few months fellow cobras

"I'm going to destroy this pocket pussy on camera....and not with my dick either." unintentional comedy gold

 

[Bogliacci]

lol he really is just awful at lying. i wasn't up to date but watched this video and it was so obvious he was bsing that whole story. "i took out my phone to listen to some ozzy" ya ok boy when do you ever actually listen to music

ITs good for baby cobras to see what he sounds like when he's lying, this is a perfect cobra lie. Super detailed and its got all the random shit that a goth bad boy would do, ozzy, smokin, laughing at someone elses misfortune. He fits all the signs of a liar to a T.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

It’s actually getting really concerning. What the fuck is it? It’s forming a dark brown circle in the middle of it.

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Contrary to the consensus, that looks like it’s getting better to me. The large dark area is where he originally scratched it raw; it’s in the final stages of healing/beginning stages of scarring. If you’ve ever had road rash from a skateboarding/biking fall, you know what i’m talking about. It will lighten up over time. Not saying it looks good, but I do think the cream clint got him is working.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

"I'm going to destroy this pocket pussy on camera....and not with my dick either." unintentional comedy gold

One of the all time greatest cobra quotes

 

[Duck Duck No]

I question if he really did feel badly about the people telling him to start a GoFundMe and if an outside force (Homedad Clint?) got him to admit the truth.

 

[Bogliacci]

Contrary to the consensus, that looks like it’s getting better to me. The large dark area is where he originally scratched it raw; it’s in the final stages of healing/beginning stages of scarring. If you’ve ever had road rash from a skateboarding/biking fall, you know what i’m talking about. It will lighten up over time. Not saying it looks good, but I do think the cream clint got him is working.

Wish we had a better pic of it, if we could see if it were dry or not I think that'd convince me one way or the other.

 

[Potion_Time]

Serial killer Edmund Kemper tipped Cobra a dollar and told him to lay off the booze. Of course this annoyed Cobra who immediately justifies it by saying he's not as angry as he used to be and the booze helps him with his autism because it gives him dopamine dood! He hasn't even drank any alcohol today, "yet".

He's deleted two videos today already. Hopefully he doesn't become self aware and delete the whole channel.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

re upload

Lol

 

[Potion_Time]

Lol

It's clear his trolls aren't getting to him, bud.