Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
I'm not sure of a full list, but my favorite by far was his guitar that he smashed because a fruity Sprite didn't "taste right".
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after he talks for several minutes about how important the guitar is, and how much it meant to him, only to reluctantly smash it into pieces because the sprite didn't taste the way he 'remembered'. also he was remembering 'sprite remix tropical' from when he was younger, the soda he was tasting in the video is 'sprite tropical mix', they aren't even the same soda so obviously it tastes different. I think he even says that the soda isn't that bad and maybe he overreacted.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
does anyone have a full list of objects (excluding warlord) that Josh has tard raged at and smashed?
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If there's anything missing, lemme know and I'll update it.

Honorable Mentions:​
  • Scotty got into an argument in Josh's house over a pipe and proceeded to repeatedly stab the shit out of Josh's floral print chair. There's a police report of the incident for your perusal and personal curiosity.​
  • Consider Josh's history of self-abuse for whatever reason, his frequent albeit more hidden rage and his random injuries that always pop up, I'm inclined to believe he regularly punches/headbutts his walls. I've been told a couple of times that he does that, just flips out and finds the nearest thing to torment.​
  • Attempted to destroy his vice clamp in a rage.​
  • Pair of glasses on his way home from the Sand Bar Lounge. He DIY fixed them and it looks about as hilarious as you'd imagine. Debatable if he broke them in a rage or just fell, it's Josh so it's a 50/50 on that.
  • I think there was an expensive pipe he had and it broke for some reason. Again, 50/50 with him.
  • Somehow broke his shotgun. Again, 50/50 on him being clumsy or angry.
  • Clint's hopes and dreams.

Tard Rage:​
  • His 1st BC Rich Warlock, I believe it was a Bronze Series. Everyone's seen the video but I might as well link it here for posterity.
  • A pocket pussy. He tried repairing it for some reason after.
  • A sex doll.
  • He punched his first iMac to death because the alarm kept going off and he couldn't shut it off. Couple of weeks later, after finding out he couldn't transfer the old data to the new iMac he eventually got, he just beat the shit out of it some more.
  • Punched a hole through his chair. He was mad about not having a job and other things.
  • Destroys another sex doll.
  • Couple of bald caps.
  • An anal douche.
  • Stabbed a pizza box to death.
  • A cigarette roller.
  • Summer Moon's throat with his infected cock.
  • He put Alex's phone in a vice and smashed it.
  • His hat. Likely multiple hats.
  • A couple of "Chalices."
  • His cane.
  • God knows how many cigarettes'.
  • Multiple lighters.
  • A pipe tool.
  • Last, but not least......I wanna say four iPhones. Possible it's five.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
If there's anything missing, lemme know and I'll update it.

Honorable Mentions:​
  • Scotty got into an argument in Josh's house over a pipe and proceeded to repeatedly stab the shit out of Josh's floral print chair. There's a police report of the incident for your perusal and personal curiosity.​
  • Consider Josh's history of self-abuse for whatever reason, his frequent albeit more hidden rage and his random injuries that always pop up, I'm inclined to believe he regularly punches/headbutts his walls. I've been told a couple of times that he does that, just flips out and finds the nearest thing to torment.​
  • Attempted to destroy his vice clamp in a rage.​
  • Pair of glasses on his way home from the Sand Bar Lounge. He DIY fixed them and it looks about as hilarious as you'd imagine. Debatable if he broke them in a rage or just fell, it's Josh so it's a 50/50 on that.
  • I think there was an expensive pipe he had and it broke for some reason. Again, 50/50 with him.
  • Somehow broke his shotgun. Again, 50/50 on him being clumsy or angry.
  • Clint's hopes and dreams.

Tard Rage:​
  • His 1st BC Rich Warlock, I believe it was a Bronze Series. Everyone's seen the video but I might as well link it here for posterity.
  • A pocket pussy. He tried repairing it for some reason after.
  • A sex doll.
  • He punched his first iMac to death because the alarm kept going off and he couldn't shut it off. Couple of weeks later, after finding out he couldn't transfer the old data to the new iMac he eventually got, he just beat the shit out of it some more.
  • Punched a hole through his chair. He was mad about not having a job and other things.
  • Destroys another sex doll.
  • Couple of bald caps.
  • An anal douche.
  • Stabbed a pizza box to death.
  • A cigarette roller.
  • Summer Moon's throat with his infected cock.
  • He put Alex's phone in a vice and smashed it.
  • His hat. Likely multiple hats.
  • A couple of "Chalices."
  • His cane.
  • God knows how many cigarettes'.
  • Multiple lighters.
  • A pipe tool.
  • Last, but not least......I wanna say four iPhones. Possible it's five.
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I hadn't seen that broken glasses pic before that's golden
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mars said:

He claims he lost his sim card while trying to transfer it to the new phone, given his clumsiness that's not unbelievable. However I bet after he broke his old phone he just threw it away with the card in it because he forgot sim cards are a thing.
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fucking lmao. he dropped his sim card, probably somewhere within 3 feet of him, and now instead of just finding it he is either going to get a new one, or just 'go phoneless' and not use the phone he spent hundreds of $ on.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
If there's anything missing, lemme know and I'll update it.

Honorable Mentions:​
  • Scotty got into an argument in Josh's house over a pipe and proceeded to repeatedly stab the shit out of Josh's floral print chair. There's a police report of the incident for your perusal and personal curiosity.​
  • Consider Josh's history of self-abuse for whatever reason, his frequent albeit more hidden rage and his random injuries that always pop up, I'm inclined to believe he regularly punches/headbutts his walls. I've been told a couple of times that he does that, just flips out and finds the nearest thing to torment.​
  • Attempted to destroy his vice clamp in a rage.​
  • Pair of glasses on his way home from the Sand Bar Lounge. He DIY fixed them and it looks about as hilarious as you'd imagine. Debatable if he broke them in a rage or just fell, it's Josh so it's a 50/50 on that.
  • I think there was an expensive pipe he had and it broke for some reason. Again, 50/50 with him.
  • Somehow broke his shotgun. Again, 50/50 on him being clumsy or angry.
  • Clint's hopes and dreams.

Tard Rage:​
  • His 1st BC Rich Warlock, I believe it was a Bronze Series. Everyone's seen the video but I might as well link it here for posterity.
  • A pocket pussy. He tried repairing it for some reason after.
  • A sex doll.
  • He punched his first iMac to death because the alarm kept going off and he couldn't shut it off. Couple of weeks later, after finding out he couldn't transfer the old data to the new iMac he eventually got, he just beat the shit out of it some more.
  • Punched a hole through his chair. He was mad about not having a job and other things.
  • Destroys another sex doll.
  • Couple of bald caps.
  • An anal douche.
  • Stabbed a pizza box to death.
  • A cigarette roller.
  • Summer Moon's throat with his infected cock.
  • He put Alex's phone in a vice and smashed it.
  • His hat. Likely multiple hats.
  • A couple of "Chalices."
  • His cane.
  • God knows how many cigarettes'.
  • Multiple lighters.
  • A pipe tool.
  • Last, but not least......I wanna say four iPhones. Possible it's five.
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Don't forget the the chips video where he drank two monsters and kicked the living shit out of his stove.
 
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crying and shidding said:
fucking lmao. he dropped his sim card, probably somewhere within 3 feet of him, and now instead of just finding it he is either going to get a new one, or just 'go phoneless' and not use the phone he spent hundreds of $ on.
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It’s okay. A pay piggy will buy him a new one. “I should have went to the store and have a professional take out the SIM card”. Lol why? You just pop it out. Even a kid can do it. Oh,I’m toddler? Honey, I’m a toddler.
 
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