Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

I’m always confused how his hats turn out like that. Even if you don’t wash them for a month, just how? I know he beat his old one before, but how? Grime? Grease? Cum? Only cobra can kill a hat within a month.

I'd like to think that he's a servant of Chaos who has pledged his loyalty to grandfather Nergle, and that's why everything around him rots and decays.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'd like to think that he's a servant of Chaos who has pledged his loyalty to grandfather Nergle, and that's why everything around him rots and decays.

His hat is also covered in something that’s white. Like a mixture of dead skin cells and cum….

 

[daBonehead]

I’m always confused how his hats turn out like that. Even if you don’t wash them for a month, just how? I know he beat his old one before, but how? Grime? Grease? Cum? Only cobra can kill a hat within a month.

Pretty sure he passes out/sleeps with it on and it just gets fucked up that way. I kinda like the way it looks, I wouldn't wear it like that but it really completes his rancid demented goth cowboy look.

 

[Potion_Time]

Pretty sure he passes out/sleeps with it on and it just gets fucked up that way. I kinda like the way it looks, I wouldn't wear it like that but it really completes his rancid demented goth cowboy look.

That hat would look bad on literally anybody else who wears it. But on cobes, "pie high" hats tie his entire look together. He's not a complete boglim without it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Some people say the hat makes the man, I think the man makes the hat.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Just realized how bad his hat is now. It’s only been like one month lol wtf View attachment 3616613

Pie High 2: At The Drop of a Hat

 

[eaglesfan665]

Just realized how bad his hat is now. It’s only been like one month lol wtf View attachment 3616613

It's not "bad", it's customized™.

 

[Big Nasty]

Give it another month and that hat is going to look like a bison took a shit on his head.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Pretty sure he passes out/sleeps with it on and it just gets fucked up that way.

That's exactly hoe it's happening, I wear hat's and flat caps but Cobes buy's hats that are little better than costume grade so they are already beyond the maximum expected use after a few weeks - I've fell asleep in my hats good quality one's and they don't end up like that even with a modicum of care a hat designed to be worn regularly wouldn't go like that.

Just for reference - https://gambleandgunn.com/product/gamble-gunn-kilburn-brown-leather-button-top-cap/ I wear that 5 day's a week when working either at a forge or some other rather mucky environment

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That's my hat after 3 years+ of abuse, getting wet in the rain, forcibly dried out, soot coal an charcoal dust, sparks, metal filings, wood shavings, wood dust and god knows what else and it's only had a few light wash's in Water with Baby shampoo and regularly knocking the dust off and it's in amazing condition for all that, compare that to Cobes's hat's cheap, poorly if not badly fitted and he doesn't even try to take care of them that's why they have a life expectancy managed months rather than years.

/hat sperg.

 

[Bogliacci]

That's exactly hoe it's happening, I wear hat's and flat caps but Cobes buy's hats that are little better than costume grade so they are already beyond the maximum expected use after a few weeks - I've fell asleep in my hats good quality one's and they don't end up like that even with a modicum of care a hat designed to be worn regularly wouldn't go like that.

Just for reference - https://gambleandgunn.com/product/gamble-gunn-kilburn-brown-leather-button-top-cap/ I wear that 5 day's a week when working either at a forge or some other rather mucky environment

View attachment 3618896.

That's my hat after 3 years+ of abuse, getting wet in the rain, forcibly dried out, soot coal an charcoal dust, sparks, metal filings, wood shavings, wood dust and god knows what else and it's only had a few light wash's in Water with Baby shampoo and regularly knocking the dust off and it's in amazing condition for all that, compare that to Cobes's hat's cheap, poorly if not badly fitted and he doesn't even try to take care of them that's why they have a life expectancy managed months rather than years.

/hat sperg.

The faux felt and cardboard of Cobes' hats never stand a chance, nothing can withstand daily boglim activity.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

That's exactly hoe it's happening, I wear hat's and flat caps but Cobes buy's hats that are little better than costume grade so they are already beyond the maximum expected use after a few weeks - I've fell asleep in my hats good quality one's and they don't end up like that even with a modicum of care a hat designed to be worn regularly wouldn't go like that.

Just for reference - https://gambleandgunn.com/product/gamble-gunn-kilburn-brown-leather-button-top-cap/ I wear that 5 day's a week when working either at a forge or some other rather mucky environment

View attachment 3618896.

That's my hat after 3 years+ of abuse, getting wet in the rain, forcibly dried out, soot coal an charcoal dust, sparks, metal filings, wood shavings, wood dust and god knows what else and it's only had a few light wash's in Water with Baby shampoo and regularly knocking the dust off and it's in amazing condition for all that, compare that to Cobes's hat's cheap, poorly if not badly fitted and he doesn't even try to take care of them that's why they have a life expectancy managed months rather than years.

/hat sperg.

Lol. Bit of a cheeky peaky blinder are we guv? Workin' in the Forge and sweepin' the chim chimneys. Where do you live? 1885?

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The faux felt and cardboard of Cobes' hats never stand a chance, nothing can withstand daily boglim activity.

That’s probably the main reason they turn to shit in like a week. They are basically halloween costumes that he wears all year and cums on.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Lol. Bit of a cheeky peaky blinder are we guv? Workin' in the Forge and sweepin' the chim chimneys. Where do you live? 1885?

No I'm a Metalworker and Woodworker specialising in restoration and reproduction, I also have a interest in older styles of dress and they fit with my traditional work style better than modern safety wear does, that cap I wear is as much a safety item as it is a fashion statement.

I'm going to a Wartime Dance night tomorrow and my Better 3/4 has made a suit for me based of WW2 Civilian rationing patterns, and she's wearing a similar dress.

That’s probably the main reason they turn to shit in like a week. They are basically halloween costumes that he wears all year and cums on.

That's exactly what I said before his stuff isn't designed to last it's costume stuff, he's never got his hands on anything ment to last more than a few events and he abuses the fuck out of them. If I knew his hat size i'm tempted to send him a copy of my cap just to see how he manages to fuck it up.

 

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

That's exactly hoe it's happening, I wear hat's and flat caps but Cobes buy's hats that are little better than costume grade so they are already beyond the maximum expected use after a few weeks - I've fell asleep in my hats good quality one's and they don't end up like that even with a modicum of care a hat designed to be worn regularly wouldn't go like that.

Just for reference - https://gambleandgunn.com/product/gamble-gunn-kilburn-brown-leather-button-top-cap/ I wear that 5 day's a week when working either at a forge or some other rather mucky environment

View attachment 3618896.

That's my hat after 3 years+ of abuse, getting wet in the rain, forcibly dried out, soot coal an charcoal dust, sparks, metal filings, wood shavings, wood dust and god knows what else and it's only had a few light wash's in Water with Baby shampoo and regularly knocking the dust off and it's in amazing condition for all that, compare that to Cobes's hat's cheap, poorly if not badly fitted and he doesn't even try to take care of them that's why they have a life expectancy managed months rather than years.

/hat sperg.

TWU , I digress

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

He paid less than $200 for an iPhone from a website called “backmarket” and it came in a decidedly not-Apple box with clearly a not-Apple charger. How bad did our boy get scammed?

Better not have bought a lead painted Chinese knockoff iPhone BOY

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He paid less than $200 for an iPhone from a website called “backmarket” and it came in a decidedly not-Apple box with clearly a not-Apple charger. How bad did our boy get scammed?

Better not have bought a lead painted Chinese knockoff iPhone BOY

I’m just waiting for the shitty charger to spark and catch his place on fire. Can’t wait for our boy to scream at the electrical fire to stop. TWU toobz

 

[Bixby Snyder]

How long is this one going to last?

How is it going to break this time? Flew into helicopter blades? He fought a biker who hates ‘gowths’? His cobra demon comes out after a troll runs his mouth?!

 

[OK_Cogitator]

That ain't Mickey Mouse, that's just titdirt!

View attachment 3601019

Best I can do, I'm regarded when it comes to photoshop.

 

[Potion_Time]

That ain't Mickey Mouse, that's just titdirt!

A big long line of tit dirt starting from his belly button and going upward? Compare the two pictures, it's not a spot, it's a long line of what almost looks like braided chest hair.