Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ManThisIsDumb]

I have a feeling this might happen in the future and, sadly, someone will buy it.

You wouldn't buy magical wizard farts?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You wouldn't buy magical wizard farts?

I would but Courtney would buy the whole stock before anyone could get a chance to get some.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

How can one’s teeth even look like this? Horrifying

A diet of Mountain Dew, alcohol, and severe self-neglect would do it.

I wish he knew about pixie sticks

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I wish he knew about pixie sticks

And rock candy

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

I would but Courtney would buy the whole stock before anyone could get a chance to get some.

Not aware of who Courtney is. Do tell.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Not aware of who Courtney is. Do tell.

New owner of Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

looks horrible

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

looks horrible

I forgot about how the tard "packs" his bottles of booze. Lol

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

that billy goat beard of his is so fucking vile

 

[Potion_Time]

I forgot about how the tard "packs" his bottles of booze. Lol

I was wondering about that! I wonder what his peanut head thinks he's doing to it when he taps the bottom of the bottle like a pack of cheap smokes.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

that billy goat beard of his is so fucking vile

I fucking know!! It's even more gross when he gets food or Ranch in it.

I was wondering about that! I wonder what his peanut head thinks he's doing to it when he taps the bottom of the bottle like a pack of cheap smokes.

Just owning us trolls dood

 

[bonified retard]

I was wondering about that! I wonder what his peanut head thinks he's doing to it when he taps the bottom of the bottle like a pack of cheap smokes.

He used to say he was "waking the spirits" when he did this

 

[TurdFondler]

Is that the same bottle of brandy from last week? Can't believe it's been more than 3 days and it's still half full. Unless he got another.

The smoking is probably doing the most harm to his teeth and mouth, the shit diet and no brushing don't help.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The smoking is probably doing the most harm to his teeth and mouth, the shit diet and no brushing don't help.

Alcohol dry your mouth and weaken your teeth enamel causing tooth decay. TWU toobz

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

Is that the same bottle of brandy from last week? Can't believe it's been more than 3 days and it's still half full. Unless he got another.

The smoking is probably doing the most harm to his teeth and mouth, the shit diet and no brushing don't help.

New bottle. You can hear the seal break.

looks horrible

Pussy still had to hold it in his mouth.

 

[Potion_Time]

Pussy still had to hold it in his mouth.

I wouldn't call him a pussy for holding it in his mouth. If I was forced to drink some of the drink combos he comes up with I would be pouring it directly down my throat and praying none of it spills on my tongue.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Drinking that liquor must suck for the first couple of swigs.

I had my wisdom teeth removed and went to the bar that night. First couple of shots fucking burned but eventually just numbed. With his fucked up teeth that must be a trial holding the liquor in his mouth.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Just realized how bad his hat is now. It’s only been like one month lol wtf

 

[Potion_Time]

Just realized how bad his hat is now. It’s only been like one month lol wtf View attachment 3616613

It's absorbing his overflowing dark magicks trols.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I’m always confused how his hats turn out like that. Even if you don’t wash them for a month, just how? I know he beat his old one before, but how? Grime? Grease? Cum? Only cobra can kill a hat within a month.