Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I'm absolutely certain he's watching old stand up specials and trying to base his "comedy act" on them. Who the fuck would be making Pimp My Ride jokes nearly 20 years after it aired?
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I guess the attempt at actually creating (ripping off) a stand up style/long joke that isn't just "whats a x's favorite y? I heard its z." is better than nothing. I'm not sure I can watch another 9 second 'joke' video.
 
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Potion_Time said:

I'm absolutely certain he's watching old stand up specials and trying to base his "comedy act" on them. Who the fuck would be making Pimp My Ride jokes nearly 20 years after it aired?
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The man who still dresses like a goth 13 year old in 2003 and who is still obsessed with Ozzy made a joke about a 20 year old show? No way.
The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
I’m throwing in the towel. Gonna just go live my life and put the cobraverse behind me. I just can’t justify my interest in this fucking retard any more.
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This really is the best way to get rid of trolls. Maybe Josh has found the secret he’s been looking for after all these years. TMDWU
 
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DigitalSoryu said:
This really is the best way to get rid of trolls. Maybe Josh has found the secret he’s been looking for after all these years. TMDWU
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IMO Cobes' choice to make content like this will continue to turn away long time fans (myself included) and will spur more paypigs, glass-tappers, and the like just to see him further his miserable present state.

Let's be honest, since Josh found his new Cobra cave, the only entertaining instances were Matt Green mogging him, random Grindr dates showing up, the floorlord debacle/meltdown, and the birthday disaster earlier this year. I don't care about the dipshit neighbors Josh brings to his lair, I don't care that he has a foot fungus, I don't care that he spills beer everywhere, I don't care if redditards think Clint is a bad dad, and so on.

The milk has indeed curdled and soaked into Josh's carpet, anyone who thinks there will be a riveting new saga or that he will be put in a group home are kidding themselves. In all likeliness, the next storyline will be organ failure, hilarious.
 
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YouTube Shorts lead to the shitty Joke Saga but more importantly it showed him he still can get money for doing nothing.

Trolls have scared him to the point he’s afraid to just be his weird self. He now throws tard fits off camera and will delete the videos he deems ‘bad press’ immediately. He has a secret discord group where they subtly manipulate him, and being retarded, he falls for it everytime. Moving to his new place isolated him even more, so now we just get doordash pickups and almost no ‘outside’ videos. His only concerns now are money and booze.

This is literally what breaking the cow looks like — someone so paranoid and manipulated they no longer do what made them ‘famous’.

I think it’s a good point that he always mentions, “I’m doing this for my Fangirl X!”, so this fart shit might just be a weird evolution for him. But after all I’ve laid out, it wouldn’t surprise me if he learned to try to keep ‘fangirls secret’. I just don’t see him deciding to upload farts as primo content, or at least there is some kinda manipulation going on.

But, hey what the fuck can anyone predict with this guy?

He’s literally retarded.
 
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I know Vegitables in the world of Boglim's are not to be eaten unless drowned in ranch or deep fried but with all this farting he really could use this -

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