Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Trapped Under Rice]

This current 2-day dry spell is a good time to talk about archives. Josh deleted his old channel at the end of Feburary 2017, and anything older than that is gone from his main channel. KingCobraArchive seems to have a pretty comprehensive set of videos from 2013 to 2017. AnonymousCasperWY has a lot of FB livestreams and a couple of the rare, ancient Green Room videos from Josh's parent's basement.

Does anyone know of any other stashes of Cobra videos? Particularly the oldest of the old?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Josh's lips actually look like a king cobra's mouth. Bog magick is real.
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There is a type of file cut decoration / pein relife in Infil planes called a Cupids Bow and it looks like Josh's mouth almost exactly, I may no longer make infill planes as a result.

gothic tummy trouble dood

The Gummys have two effects on people, they either open the gates to hell or stuff them up.

The last Ebeg-a-thon was pretty pathetic. It wouldn’t surprise me if we get treated to another one of those one he hits rock bottom again.

I'd love to know how much he really see's from his e-begging, between chargebacks and over drafts, paypal fee's etc it's got to be a minimum of 50% to 30% of what get's donated really ends up in the boglim fund, I'm really curious if he works that even in a rough way into his calculations of I need $X so I need to beg 2/3 times that to get some Beer etc.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The last Ebeg-a-thon was pretty pathetic. It wouldn’t surprise me if we get treated to another one of those one he hits rock bottom again.

He will since porkney and the other downies are giving him money for no reason. He can be rich and would still stream and ask for money. He is now a fat, stupid dog that will only pay attention to you if it wants some food. Thanks new fags into turning him into a begging mess who doesn’t even make content anymore. Miss the old days and the stupid shit he use to do.

 

[mars]

I'm really curious if he works that even in a rough way into his calculations of I need $X so I need to beg 2/3 times that to get some Beer etc.

This is similar to being curious if you can jump off a roof while holding an umbrella and float down. The man can barely read, a can opener is too complex for him. He just goes on stream, begs for cash and spends it if it's available.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Potion_Time]

I'm impressed he noticed the bottle of whiskey was still sealed, I wonder if he's been sent contaminated food and liquor before.

 

[Baby Cakes]

We're coming close to 48 hours without a video, he may have died after eating this.

He left the seeds in those jalapeno slices. It's very possible he's worn out from incredibly spicy bowel movements.

 

[TurdFondler]

Dude probably ate the entire tray of cheesy ground beef and is going to hibernate until spring. All those calories will sustain a boglim for a long time.

 

[RollingRock]

The face of someone that loves the taste of whiskey drink combos TWU

 

[Clint's Burden]

I'm impressed he noticed the bottle of whiskey was still sealed, I wonder if he's been sent contaminated food and liquor before.

Considering most of Josh's trolls, I wanna say it's not probable. They'd go on the subreddit and flaunt it around, unaware it's a federal crime. They'd text him about it. He'd bitch and moan to someone about it.

I know someone sent him CBD oil to place under his tongue with good intentions, but Josh thought it was oil for his vape. He started vaping it when doing so was basically poisonous and not intended to be vaped at all. He was told and warned about it immediately obviously because nobody genuinely wants him to fuckin' keel over, right. Didn't give a fuck. Vaped it for a long while and told everyone "Fuck of trrole." Coughed up half his lung I expect since than.

How Clint kept this idiot alive for as long as he did, I have no idea.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Clint's Burden]

I'm not being forced to respond to my critics with "You hate on me making a game because you're jealous dood, hold on gotta rip a fart" so I don't know who the fuck is really losing here, Josh

 

[I.B. Niggin]

KingCobra CakeFarts when?

 

[crying and shidding]

KingCobra CakeFarts when?

I wonder if he could make some money doing onlyfans. I mean there are people who pay for his patreon, and he's streamed on chaturbate so that's really just a combination of the two basically. cakefart videos to own the trolles and nude guitar shredding for the hot, goth, of age, non related, human, alive, biologically females fangirls.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I wonder if he could make some money doing onlyfans. I mean there are people who pay for his patreon, and he's streamed on chaturbate so that's really just a combination of the two basically. cakefart videos to own the trolles and nude guitar shredding for the hot, goth, of age, non related, human, alive, biolo

He also wonders that but he doesn't know how to verify his identity because boglim. (no passport no cc etc )

 

[Potion_Time]

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[crying and shidding]

He also wonders that but he doesn't know how to verify his identity because boglim. (no passport no cc etc )

good point. I think all you need is an ID and I'm sure he has one of those to be able to go to bars/liquor stores (not that I think he's getting ID'd, he most certainly doesn't look underage), and if he was able to set up a cashapp/paypal I feel like he'd be able to link some account to it. I feel like there are literally DOZENS of dollars being left on the table here. He already spends half his time jerking off, might as well record it and upload it, it's not like his dick isn't already on the internet.

 

[Potion_Time]

good point. I think all you need is an ID and I'm sure he has one of those to be able to go to bars/liquor stores (not that I think he's getting ID'd, he most certainly doesn't look underage), and if he was able to set up a cashapp/paypal I feel like he'd be able to link some account to it. I feel like there are literally DOZENS of dollars being left on the table here. He already spends half his time jerking off, might as well record it and upload it, it's not like his dick isn't already on the internet.
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He already does. And he does it like a complete boglim just shooting ropes all over his floor.

 

[UncommonParlence]

He already does. And he does it like a complete boglim just shooting ropes all over his floor.

You ever see a video that makes you question everything? I just watched a highly regarded boglim stroke off while talking about rape and his "dry spell". I think that's more than enough internet for life. Cobes really is beating his troll...

 

[DigitalSoryu]

Cobra wtf! I trusted you and the circle of protection… that’s most definitely NOT what’s up.