Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Daydrinking because its September 11th and not because he is a drunk with nothing going on. The troles are making his internet cut out.
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Blind Item #420 - Of Age Boo Thang

In a Summer of record heat, a certain good-smelling gothic wizard intends to end a 4 year long drought by casting a spell of his own with a long term frenemy: "By turning the Forbidden Five into Four, my dry spell shall be nevermore. Haha yessssthh". Insiders are apprehensive about the impact this will have on gender relations.
 
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RollingRock said:
Daydrinking because its September 11th and not because he is a drunk with nothing going on. The troles are making his internet cut out.
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These sad trolls keep fucking with Cobe's internet and microphone volume. They have no lives doodt that's why they killed the Queen and did 9/11 just to fuck with Cobra because they're jealous of him. I'm glad Cobra got wasted on 9/11 I'm sure those poor bastard victims and their families appreciated that. Never forget toobz.
 
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Greetings Onion Farmers!

After seeing the latest livestream of Cobra chilling with his new alive trans gf. I began to wonder, Warlord get's pretty touchy whenever he encounters Josh...any predictions of what may transpire in the future of their relationship? I feel Josh is putting himself at risk of getting banged and ending his dry spell with Warlord forcibly.
 
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Skeeter Khomen-Getit said:
Greetings Onion Farmers!

After seeing the latest livestream of Cobra chilling with his new alive trans gf. I began to wonder, Warlord get's pretty touchy whenever he encounters Josh...any predictions of what may transpire in the future of their relationship? I feel Josh is putting himself at risk of getting banged and ending his dry spell with Warlord forcibly.
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I think if Floorlord gets on Cobes again and goes too far, Cobes won't hesitate and will start fist clubbing Floorlord's head.
 
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Baby Cakes said:
I think if Floorlord gets on Cobes again and goes too far, Cobes won't hesitate and will start fist clubbing Floorlord's head.
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He'll try to avoid doing this at all costs....on camera.

He's said this but, he thinks his angry outbursts regardless of justification are extremely embarrassing and cause women to avoid him as a consequence. Only reason he clubbed Warqueen is because he thought he was amongst trustworthy company and the larger world of women wouldn't see it. Only reason we got the drunken outburst from him was because he was slamming liquor hard and passing out on camera, he's not even really doing that these days. He's shutting it off before it gets to that point, he doesn't trust himself anymore.

I hope we see it, but I don't know if it'll be super prevalent. Despite what people think Josh is a sneaky and crafty little fucker, he'll try everything he can to stop that shit happening before it starts.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
He'll try to avoid doing this at all costs....on camera.

He's said this but, he thinks his angry outbursts regardless of justification are extremely embarrassing and cause women to avoid him as a consequence. Only reason he clubbed Warqueen is because he thought he was amongst trustworthy company and the larger world of women wouldn't see it. Only reason we got the drunken outburst from him was because he was slamming liquor hard and passing out on camera, he's not even really doing that these days. He's shutting it off before it gets to that point, he doesn't trust himself anymore.

I hope we see it, but I don't know if it'll be super prevalent. Despite what people think Josh is a sneaky and crafty little fucker, he'll try everything he can to stop that shit happening before it starts.
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I agree that he'll avoid it now if he feels like Floorlord is about to pounce. But if Floorlord gets on him, he might have trouble ending the stream while getting that downbad inbred off of him. We saw the October '21 fight because Cobes is too dumb to understand escalation until things have already escalated and it's too late to cut the stream. Cobes thinks he's sneaky and crafty - he's textbook Dunning-Kruger effect.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
He'll try to avoid doing this at all costs....on camera.

He's said this but, he thinks his angry outbursts regardless of justification are extremely embarrassing and cause women to avoid him as a consequence. Only reason he clubbed Warqueen is because he thought he was amongst trustworthy company and the larger world of women wouldn't see it. Only reason we got the drunken outburst from him was because he was slamming liquor hard and passing out on camera, he's not even really doing that these days. He's shutting it off before it gets to that point, he doesn't trust himself anymore.

I hope we see it, but I don't know if it'll be super prevalent. Despite what people think Josh is a sneaky and crafty little fucker, he'll try everything he can to stop that shit happening before it starts.
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Thanks to all the glass tappers he's wised up to all the shit that makes him funny smdh

I've been listening to Lenin's June comp of cobes, just in the background as I work or do chores etc, and I will never not bust a gut whenever he's talking about how unfair it was in highschool that he was reported for sexual harassment... after he sexually harassed girls, while the jocks get away with it in the silly feel good skit video he's watching. Then within almost the same sentence he says he doesnt give a shit about highschool, then he claims all the girls who rejected him are now regretting it because he's so youtube famous. That shit is why cobes will always be hilarious to me, even when he's actively trying to minimize his retarded shit, because yeah he can turn off the camera when he's about to throw a fit or get too drunk, but when he thinks he's making a point and is just sounding astonishingly stupid, he can't hide that. Hopefully soon the worst of the troles just abandon him so he thinks he wins and starts doing shit again
 
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I've been listening to Lenin's June comp of cobes, just in the background as I work or do chores etc, and I will never not bust a gut
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It's unreal what he says, you could fill up an entire thread just with cobes quotes. The absolutely most ridiculous, ill informed and outlandish shit he comes up with. It's too much to keep track of.

There was one time he went on about how necrophilia is wrong, because a dead body can't consent and said something like, "what if they stop consenting after they die?" Like someone could revoke consent from beyond the grave.
 
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It's unreal what he says, you could fill up an entire thread just with cobes quotes. The absolutely most ridiculous, ill informed and outlandish shit he comes up with. It's too much to keep track of.

There was one time he went on about how necrophilia is wrong, because a dead body can't consent and said something like, "what if they stop consenting after they die?" Like someone could revoke consent from beyond the grave.
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The absolute insanity of complaining about bullies, and talking about how he's sorry for being a bully, and then calling another retard a fag who was jealous that clint didnt beat him and wanting to be cobes friend is a phenomenal classic from june as well.
 
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Cobra's over the top grimacing whenever another (biological, of-age, and alive) male takes off their shirt in his presence is one of my favorite things that he does.
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Because he's STRAIGHT for of age alive cis gendered non related (up to third cousin) WOMEN.
Fuck Warmload for ddosing the farms btw. I know it's you Alex.
 
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He’s basically like a dumb little kid.

You tell him not to eat cookies and he’ll sneak into the kitchen and eat them all, leaving a pile of crumbs under his bed’s blankets. He thinks he’s clever even though his face is smeared with chocolate and he left the empty package.

In his case, it’s turning off the stream after getting angry except now he has bloody knuckles and a bruise on his head. Or says he’s done drinking for the night but comes at you the next day with a story about being kicked outta a store that morning for being drunk.

The best part is how he thinks he’s fooling you.

I must say his overtop the reactions to a dudes ass passing his face or someone taking off their shirt is hiliarous. No one thinks he’s gay but we know he is a literal definition of an incel — as no one is going to fuck him.
 
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