Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Rope Salesman said:
He’s basically like a dumb little kid.

You tell him not to eat cookies and he’ll sneak into the kitchen and eat them all, leaving a pile of crumbs under his bed’s blankets. He thinks he’s clever even though his face is smeared with chocolate and he left the empty package.
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I'll tell you a story about Josh and hopefully this can be enlightening to people who have normal lives and haven't analyzed Josh for years.

In the old apartment, Josh was told to stop smoking inside. For the first week, he'd go outside to have a smoke, do his video and then go back outside. In the second week, Josh had a single smoke inside but he justified it by having the window open. Third week, smoked the whole pack inside. Fourth week, he wasn't even opening up the window. Fifth week, he went right back to doing the shit was told not to do.

And that is applicable to everything in his life. He will always be the kind of person that tests the boundaries of shit he's not supposed to do, just to see how much he can get away with. Once he knows the limit of shit he can get away with, he'll give it a break and go right back to it as soon as he thinks he can or if he thinks nobody is watching. He is a creature of habit and he can't deviate from it, the only difference is now he's being sneaky about his retardation. He's not fooling anybody who knows him well enough. Josh is a creature of habit, I guarantee you, I will put money on it that he's smoking inside his apartment, getting blackout drunk and flipping the fuck out, having retarded arguments and fights with Warlord and whatever else on the regular and he's just not doing it on camera. The only reason he let people see any of that is because he wasn't being told he couldn't or he thought nobody was watching.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
I'll tell you a story about Josh and hopefully this can be enlightening to people who have normal lives and haven't analyzed Josh for years.

In the old apartment, Josh was told to stop smoking inside. For the first week, he'd go outside to have a smoke, do his video and then go back outside. In the second week, Josh had a single smoke inside but he justified it by having the window open. Third week, smoked the whole pack inside. Fourth week, he wasn't even opening up the window. Fifth week, he went right back to doing the shit was told not to do.

And that is applicable to everything in his life. He will always be the kind of person that tests the boundaries of shit he's not supposed to do, just to see how much he can get away with. Once he knows the limit of shit he can get away with, he'll give it a break and go right back to it as soon as he thinks he can or if he thinks nobody is watching. He is a creature of habit and he can't deviate from it, the only difference is now he's being sneaky about his retardation. He's not fooling anybody who knows him well enough. Josh is a creature of habit, I guarantee you, I will put money on it that he's smoking inside his apartment, getting blackout drunk and flipping the fuck out, having retarded arguments and fights with Warlord and whatever else on the regular and he's just not doing it on camera. The only reason he let people see any of that is because he wasn't being told he couldn't or he thought nobody was watching.
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And yet his former landlords renewed his lease for years until he pushed them too far. The average section 8 tenant in Casper must be even worse than Josh.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
I'll tell you a story about Josh and hopefully this can be enlightening to people who have normal lives and haven't analyzed Josh for years.

In the old apartment, Josh was told to stop smoking inside. For the first week, he'd go outside to have a smoke, do his video and then go back outside. In the second week, Josh had a single smoke inside but he justified it by having the window open. Third week, smoked the whole pack inside. Fourth week, he wasn't even opening up the window. Fifth week, he went right back to doing the shit was told not to do.

And that is applicable to everything in his life. He will always be the kind of person that tests the boundaries of shit he's not supposed to do, just to see how much he can get away with. Once he knows the limit of shit he can get away with, he'll give it a break and go right back to it as soon as he thinks he can or if he thinks nobody is watching. He is a creature of habit and he can't deviate from it, the only difference is now he's being sneaky about his retardation. He's not fooling anybody who knows him well enough. Josh is a creature of habit, I guarantee you, I will put money on it that he's smoking inside his apartment, getting blackout drunk and flipping the fuck out, having retarded arguments and fights with Warlord and whatever else on the regular and he's just not doing it on camera. The only reason he let people see any of that is because he wasn't being told he couldn't or he thought nobody was watching.
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He has a lit cig in this shoutout from yesterday you can see the smoke at 18 seconds
 
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D_Tractor said:
And yet his former landlords renewed his lease for years until he pushed them too far.
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Well, Susie gave Josh a lot of chances. Considering she has Clint on speed dial and always called him about problems, I think it's correct to assume Clint put out A LOT of those fires.


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He has a lit cig in this shoutout from yesterday you can see the smoke at 18 seconds
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This is Josh testing boundaries. He does this enough times without anyone mentioning it, he'll start just full on smoking in his apartment, on camera, saying "I have the window open so it's okay" same as he did before. That's why it's best to just....not tell his landlord or anything like that. Let Josh test the boundaries further, he'll just fuck himself over by going mask off and doing dumb shit.

Kudos to you guys for catching shit like this, I actually rely on guys like you to catch this shit as I'm swamped with real life stuff now, I barely watch Josh's videos anymore, not even clipping channels.
 
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It's nice to see Mumkey survived the insane furry GF situation and started making videos again, his meltdown in 2019 is the reason I finally made an account on here.

Any chance Cobra is going to react to this video? I'm guessing no unless someone pays him a few hundred $

Clint's Burden said:
I'll tell you a story about Josh and hopefully this can be enlightening to people who have normal lives and haven't analyzed Josh for years.

In the old apartment, Josh was told to stop smoking inside. For the first week, he'd go outside to have a smoke, do his video and then go back outside. In the second week, Josh had a single smoke inside but he justified it by having the window open. Third week, smoked the whole pack inside. Fourth week, he wasn't even opening up the window. Fifth week, he went right back to doing the shit was told not to do.

And that is applicable to everything in his life. He will always be the kind of person that tests the boundaries of shit he's not supposed to do, just to see how much he can get away with. Once he knows the limit of shit he can get away with, he'll give it a break and go right back to it as soon as he thinks he can or if he thinks nobody is watching. He is a creature of habit and he can't deviate from it, the only difference is now he's being sneaky about his retardation. He's not fooling anybody who knows him well enough. Josh is a creature of habit, I guarantee you, I will put money on it that he's smoking inside his apartment, getting blackout drunk and flipping the fuck out, having retarded arguments and fights with Warlord and whatever else on the regular and he's just not doing it on camera. The only reason he let people see any of that is because he wasn't being told he couldn't or he thought nobody was watching.
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I've dealt with autistic kids before and this stubborn adherence to bad habits is really common and annoying. every time you work hard to correct a bad habit like eating excessive junk food, not showering, never socializing, etc. they will always worm their way back slowly but surely, it's like they're physically unable to stop and consider other people's opinions or feelings.
 
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Baby Cakes said:
I agree that he'll avoid it now if he feels like Floorlord is about to pounce. But if Floorlord gets on him, he might have trouble ending the stream while getting that downbad inbred off of him. We saw the October '21 fight because Cobes is too dumb to understand escalation until things have already escalated and it's too late to cut the stream. Cobes thinks he's sneaky and crafty - he's textbook Dunning-Kruger effect.
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Didn't this come from the discord video chat? Where he felt comfortable bitching and moaning about not having a gf because he assumed the people there were his friends?
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Floorlord needs to crawl away and never comeback, why does Cobes keep inviting him over? Is he really that lonely?

Isn't there someone else he can get pills and smack from?
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agreed on principle, but it's so entertaining when josh is annoyed or revolted by him. The Warlord streams are some of the best ones, Josh is usually stinkfacing through the entire thing
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
agreed on principle, but it's so entertaining when josh is annoyed or revolted by him. The Warlord streams are some of the best ones, Josh is usually stinkfacing through the entire thing
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Best thing I ever heard was:

“I like it when Warlord is over because he makes Josh feel how Josh makes everyone else feel.”
 
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He wants attention. Troonlord is always doing shit for attention seeing how he’s a homeless gay meth head and his ‘friend’ survives by donations from the internet. I could only imagine having to suck dudes off for money and then you watch Cobes get free pizza sent to his hovel for simply being a weirdo on the internet.

Serious note, out of the whole Cobraverse he’s one of the sadder characters. He’s a struggling homeless methhead and Cobes gets everything done for free for him with no consequences to anything. It’s why you can see the envy and subtle hate when he watches Cobes eat that pizza.

Cobes may have beat drunk Troonlord before but I bet it won’t be last time shit get violent
 
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