Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Serious note, out of the whole Cobraverse he’s one of the sadder characters. He’s a struggling homeless methhead
Never feel bad for junkies. Help is available. He abandoned a wife and child to do meth and sell his ass on the streets. Meth heads always, ALWAYS hit you with their woe is me shit when they're coming down and broke.

Warlord is able bodied, wasn't born retarded and is reasonably cogent. Gotta pull up his big boy pants, throw some work boots on, get off the pipe and start paying child support.
 
Never feel bad for junkies. Help is available. He abandoned a wife and child to do meth and sell his ass on the streets. Meth heads always, ALWAYS hit you with their woe is me shit when they're coming down and broke.

Warlord is able bodied, wasn't born retarded and is reasonably cogent. Gotta pull up his big boy pants, throw some work boots on, get off the pipe and start paying child support.
I agree for the most part, the problem is that employment is always going to be insanely difficult for somebody like him to find. He's a felon with no real work experience outside of bottom level service industry jobs. It's literally impossible for somebody like him to afford child support and shelter at the same time. Granted he doesn't pay child support nor has shelter now.
 
It really is a fascinating juxtaposition of cobes and warlord, cobes in his toddler like state of basic freedom to move around, get food, drink from his sippy bottles, safely in the arms of clint, who really hates warlord at this point, the addict homeless man who probably only drops by at this point to try and get some booze to help forget and maybe have a soft spot to sit for an hour or two, who is always invited in by josh.
 
I agree for the most part, the problem is that employment is always going to be insanely difficult for somebody like him to find. He's a felon with no real work experience outside of bottom level service industry jobs. It's literally impossible for somebody like him to afford child support and shelter at the same time. Granted he doesn't pay child support nor has shelter now.
Wouldn't have to pay child support if was raising his child instead of doing meth. He's perfectly capable of doing those dish pit jobs he was doing before. I'd have a LOT more sympathy for him if he wasn't a junkie.
 
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Didn't this come from the discord video chat? Where he felt comfortable bitching and moaning about not having a gf because he assumed the people there were his friends?
Yes, but we know reddit/discord/porkney/weens weren't providing him that space with good intentions.
 
Whilst the Farms were down Cobies got a (very) of age gf, what have YOU been doing?
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The best thing Cobes ever did was punch warlord. The worst thing he ever did was let him back into the fold. Of all Cobes bad decisions, his friendship with warlord surpasses them all. Autistic people can be pretty set in there ways, so I thought it’d be at least possible he was done with warlord for good.
 
The best thing Cobes ever did was punch warlord. The worst thing he ever did was let him back into the fold. Of all Cobes bad decisions, his friendship with warlord surpasses them all. Autistic people can be pretty set in there ways, so I thought it’d be at least possible he was done with warlord for good.
Troonlord provides a steady source of free booze, as long as he comes over with a bottle or a 12 pack, Jorsh will forgive him his trespasses.
 
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