Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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In spite of all his issues he has more going on for him than you realize. He's not fat, he has his own place, he has a strong outgoing personality, he's sure of himself, and he's quirky in a way that can be endearing to some women. Add on the factors of inebriation and that the women don't know him that well since it's only a one night stand, it's really not that shocking he's got a moderate body count. Especially if they were banging younger Cobes.

As mortifying as it is to think about, he's far from the bottom rung of the trailer trash totem pole. Far worse men have higher body counts.
I swear people like Cobes fuck the most because they're at least approachable. That's the thing Elliot Rogers never understood, attractiveness is only half the battle.

We also can't pretend like any of these women on Cobes body count would be desirable to a normal person. Stephanie was the best he could ever get and at least she can put on makeup to hide the ugly
 
I swear people like Cobes fuck the most because they're at least approachable. That's the thing Elliot Rogers never understood, attractiveness is only half the battle.

We also can't pretend like any of these women on Cobes body count would be desirable to a normal person. Stephanie was the best he could ever get and at least she can put on makeup to hide the ugly
I don't wanna sound like a simp but modern Stephanie doesn't look bad at all she would be like a 7 in Oklahoma also I'm from Oklahoma so take what I say with a grain of salt
 
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does Cobes want a job?
 
I like this one. He just wants to score a dime, drink some Yerba Mate, and play some barefoot hackey-sack, mannn. Namaste.
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You know what, seeing that picture makes me realise something else about Josh, his face is oddly unsymmetrical. It's not just the wonky eye it's his head shape is just close enough to being symmetrical you don't notice it alone with the camera angle you see him at but when you see it like that it's obvious it's like his heads not built on the level.
 
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Sorry bud but he already has a job, professional wand maker. He's a famous youtuber, he's a rockstar with thousands of fans. He's just waiting patiently for the call when the labels stop bickering over who gets to sign him. Ozzy's health is more important than signing him though, so he's waiting patiently. He's WAY BEYOND anything a lowly citrus farmer could offer!
 
they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
I don't think he's capable to do such things. Cobes gets his dad to drive him to his own PO box so he can get his mail. Cobes is also tech illiterate - I would doubt that he would be able to understand how to scan a document and send that document to you via email or whatever.

Cobes doesn't take the time to actually learn anything. I believe people have sent him cameras in the past and he refuses to learn how to use them in lieu of his built-in iMac camera.

Even if you sent everything he needs to actually complete this job, Cobes would find a way to mess it up either by his own laziness or ineptitude.

Edit: If he has to take pictures, then Cobes would use his phone. Good luck with that cause Cobes breaks his phone cause of talk-to-text lmao.
 
they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
First you have to get him to respond to you and not just ghost you, then you have to convince him to overcome his lethargy. Even getting him to wipe the grease off his phone camera lens is a monumental task, asking him to set up a way to scan files would be asking him to move a mountain. If he does all that, he'll inevitably mention he's doing this and the troles (not to mention his handlers like Courtney) will immediately begin filling him in that KF is a bunch of sickos and he's a sicko for associating with Joshua Moon the tranny killer.

If all these things go off without a hitch, then you just gotta hope nothing important for the KF goes through his greasy mitts. This is a guy who casually showed one of his homeboys debit card info on stream, right before almost showing his own social security card.
 
First you have to get him to respond to you and not just ghost you, then you have to convince him to overcome his lethargy. Even getting him to wipe the grease off his phone camera lens is a monumental task, asking him to set up a way to scan files would be asking him to move a mountain. If he does all that, he'll inevitably mention he's doing this and the troles (not to mention his handlers like Courtney) will immediately begin filling him in that KF is a bunch of sickos and he's a sicko for associating with Joshua Moon the tranny killer.

If all these things go off without a hitch, then you just gotta hope nothing important for the KF goes through his greasy mitts. This is a guy who casually showed one of his homeboys debit card info on stream, right before almost showing his own social security card.
I've got to agree. I've been following Copes for years and I've never seen him not fuck something up. If these are documents that you're depending on then you could save your money and just consider yourself fucked. He'll have excuses aplenty though.
 
they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
So he has to like take a picture of stuff with his phone? Might not be as reliable as you'd think. He broke his phone again (about week ago?) in another fit of rage because the keyboard on his phone is too small and text-to-speech was pissing him off.

I think it's worth a shot though if Cobes really wants to do it. It'll at least be hilarious to see the scans of beer-foam covered documents come in.
 
they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
Don't listen to these trole pelican fuckers. Cobes was deemed far too intelligent for therapy, he can do that job easily. (fuck sick fucks)
 
they're just going to be wyoming state filings. all he needs to do is scan anything that comes in and then he can use them as coasters, i don't care.

i'm dead serious. easiest job in the world. i will compensate him
You would have to really hound his ass about it, but I think if he can set up his wand stores and make stolen t-shirt designs he could do it.
 
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