Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Has Cobes released how much he makes from his merch?

I wonder if he buys his own merch to wear around town. I would bet that he would shill his merch to people he meets in-person as well.

He's worn a few t-shirts and had a potion time glass as well.

 

[eaglesfan665]

Pick yer fave!​

In a perfect world, men like me wouldn't exist. But this is not a perfect world...

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Just a thought - With his arrest record did we finally ever get a difinative answer to how tall Josh is?

 

[Bogliacci]

Just a thought - With his arrest record did we finally ever get a difinative answer to how tall Josh is?

Nope, it was censored

 

[Jobama]

Head looking like the gourd from Sekiro

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobes got laid a surprising amount all things considered. Like 6-7 girls? Probably more than a lot of his trolls. But yeah, he's not getting laid anymore and even if he did, it wouldn't change a thing in his life.

I don't think Cobes gets enough credit for having fucked 5-6 women. Most people who look and have the social skills of Cobra are lucky to ever lose their virginity without the help of a hooker. Even if most of the women he slept with were one night stands it's still impressive that someone as weird as Josh has that high a body count.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

I don't think Cobes gets enough credit for having fucked 5-6 women. Most people who look and have the social skills of Cobra are lucky to ever lose their virginity without the help of a hooker. Even if most of the women he slept with were one night stands it's still impressive that someone as weird as Josh has that high a body count.

Yeah that's kind of spooky to think about. He could cast a spell on you at anytime and you would be tactically helpless against his cobra grasp.

 

[G.Rapefruit]

A clintervention will never really work. Clint wants to be his kid's friends more than anything. This past year, it's been more obvious than ever. When they went out for pizza during the thanksgiving weekend, while his stepmom was telling him not to record, Clint was making dumb faces at the camera. After he was released from Jail and gave clint lip service about how he was going to cut back on the drinking, Clint let him drink at his grandparents house as long as it was only "one".

I'd hate to say this is how Clint potentially was when Josh was growing up, after all when Josh turned 18 and got his own place, he essentially washed his hands off of disciplining him which is fair enough. But I can see him, giving out vague rules or punishments to a teenage Josh, not following through with threats and letting him bend restrictions, and not providing an alternative structure.

One of the problems is Cobes is now physical addicted and dependent on alcohol. He can’t just stop cold turkey because there is great potential for seizures and other complications that could kill him. If cobes is going to stop drinking it’s going to have to be in a detox facility where they can give him the medications to ease his withdrawals and prevent seizures. Alcohol doesn’t get the respect it deserves as a drug. Only two drugs that quitting cold turkey can kill you, alcohol and benzodiazepines. But for any of that to happen cobes would have to admit he has a problem and that clearly isn’t happening to until he hits absolute rock bottom and with Clint always in the shadows to bail him out he may end up dead first. It’s sad, I look back to jobs corp cobra and see a dorky autistic goth kid but he he had some redeemable qualities that could make you root for him but now look at what he’s become. I really hope he gets his life together before it’s too late because his story has a turning into a tragedy son real time.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

That mugshot has some real Brian Peppers energy

 

[Point Emerging]

That mugshot has some real Brian Peppers energy

I do be hearin‘ that dope Chrono Trigger music, tho.

 

[Beak Thing]

As someone who has been in the drunk tank a few times. It depends on the state and where you go. If it's the drunk tank at a jail you change, if it's a drunk tank at that police station you keep what you got on. Now in his case it's probably because he needed to be hosed down.

I fucked up and got busted for a DUI back in my early 20's while completely shitfaced and had to spend the night in a suburban jail since I didn't want to call anyone to pick me up. My prison uniform was the button-down shirt and a pair of Dockers I wore at work that day.

That being said it wasn't that bad aside from the shitty mat I had to sleep on. The jail staff were evidently happy to have a compliant, polite inmate who could actually talk with them about shit during their boring-ass shift as I slept it off and sobered up. Got all the water, and quiet, I asked for after some jackass in an actual cell started making noise.

Having to walk home in the rain hungover as fuck with no car or license was definitely not pleasant however. I should have requested another day in the slammer in hindsight...they would have likely granted it just to have someone sober to talk to on the night shift.

 

[HiveDull]

I don't think Cobes gets enough credit for having fucked 5-6 women. Most people who look and have the social skills of Cobra are lucky to ever lose their virginity without the help of a hooker. Even if most of the women he slept with were one night stands it's still impressive that someone as weird as Josh has that high a body count.

I always wonder how he bagged those one-night stands. Can you imagine being so desperate for a "man's" touch that you would have to settle for Cobra?

I also wondered if they were drunk as hell when they did the dirty with Cobra.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

New album coming along nicely toobz!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I always wonder how he bagged those one-night stands. Can you imagine being so desperate for a "man's" touch that you would have to settle for Cobra?

I also wondered if they were drunk as hell when they did the dirty with Cobra.

I think it boils down to Casper having a bunch of white trash weirdos who are meth'd out or drunk enough to fuck our boy. If Josh lived in a major city like LA or NYC I think he'd still be a virgin.

 

[IKEBURNER]

I think it boils down to Casper having a bunch of white trash weirdos who are meth'd out or drunk enough to fuck our boy. If Josh lived in a major city like LA or NYC I think he'd still be a virgin.

If Cobra were to come to Hollywood they would fuck him in the mouth and give him a contract to be in one of those autistic reality shows then bleed him for what little he's worth

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I think it boils down to Casper having a bunch of white trash weirdos who are meth'd out or drunk enough to fuck our boy. If Josh lived in a major city like LA or NYC I think he'd still be a virgin.

I’ve been in Macon, Valdosta, etc.
As long as the Boglim has weed and beer in stock, he could get himself a toothless meth skank no prob.
If he had a truck to drive her to her probation officer on the regular, he’s good to go.

 

[Bogliacci]

I’ve been in Macon, Valdosta, etc.
As long as the Boglim has weed and beer in stock, he could get himself a toothless meth skank no prob.
If he had a truck to drive her to her probation officer on the regular, he’s good to go.

You're giving the modern boglim he's become too much credit.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

You're giving the modern boglim he's become too much credit.

You're underestimating the strange mix of needs that a truly destitute, underclass white woman has. It's a weird combination of desperation to just be close to another warm body and strangling base material desire. Many incels aren't willing to take the leap of faith into the potential crackwhore redemption arcs lying in wait in their local murky alleyways.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

If Cobra were to come to Hollywood they would fuck him in the mouth and give him a contract to be in one of those autistic reality shows then bleed him for what little he's worth

Look those teeth-- your dick would get an infection and rot off

 

[Kermit Jizz]

I always wonder how he bagged those one-night stands. Can you imagine being so desperate for a "man's" touch that you would have to settle for Cobra?

I also wondered if they were drunk as hell when they did the dirty with Cobra.

In spite of all his issues he has more going on for him than you realize. He's not fat, he has his own place, he has a strong outgoing personality, he's sure of himself, and he's quirky in a way that can be endearing to some women. Add on the factors of inebriation and that the women don't know him that well since it's only a one night stand, it's really not that shocking he's got a moderate body count. Especially if they were banging younger Cobes.

As mortifying as it is to think about, he's far from the bottom rung of the trailer trash totem pole. Far worse men have higher body counts.