Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Pee Cola said:
Karl from WATP has just discovered KingCobraJFS. Currently streaming. The idea of their normie retard audience getting into Cobes makes me sick.

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WATP is one of the worst podcasts on the Internet.

I noticed that I accidentally put part of my comment inside the quoted post.

The idea of their normie retard audience getting into Cobes makes me sick.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
As I attempt to catch up on the Cobes lore, there is one thing I don't understand. How is this motherfucker not fat? The only reason I can fathom is that he never eats off camera, but that's so retarded and grim I can't accept it.
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It's been speculated that he only eats one meal a day. (edit: this was before he started drinking every single day.)
 
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D_Tractor said:
It's been speculated that he only eats one meal a day.
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I think He's getting to the point he'll skip that now as well, slight PL but it's relevant I swear - Just before I gave up drinking I wasn't eating and I was drinking more to compensate if I did eat it was on the order of half a sandwich that I then threw up half a hour later and when I drank something other than booze I was drinking the Isotonic Sports drinks, and from what I was told by Family around that time I was getting pissed easer than I normally did and was less coherent than I used to be and I was having brain farts when I wasn't drinking.


No food and lots of drink do strange things to better people than myself, they will really do a number on Josh especially if he's mixing Drink and Drugs, it get's to a point you can't handle any food without it taking some serious effort and time and the more complex it is the least able you are to keep it down, so his food would be really difficult it wouldn't shock me to find out Josh throws up right after he finishes recording and either keeps quiet about it or doesn't remember because his noggins that scrambled.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
As I attempt to catch up on the Cobes lore, there is one thing I don't understand. How is this motherfucker not fat? The only reason I can fathom is that he never eats off camera, but that's so retarded and grim I can't accept it.
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He's been showing off some healthy diet-conscious recipes, so maybe that's his secret.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
As I attempt to catch up on the Cobes lore, there is one thing I don't understand. How is this motherfucker not fat? The only reason I can fathom is that he never eats off camera, but that's so retarded and grim I can't accept it.
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He isn’t fat, but you can see he has blown up in his face. Partly because of his alcoholism, party his shitty diet. He’s like, skinnyfat. Normal weight, but still unhealthy.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
As I attempt to catch up on the Cobes lore, there is one thing I don't understand. How is this motherfucker not fat? The only reason I can fathom is that he never eats off camera, but that's so retarded and grim I can't accept it.
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I think he only eats occasionally, like when he has the cash for doordash or someone orders him a sauce sandwich. I imagine a good portion of his day is blacking out, waking up hungry as fuck, and then deciding whether he wants booze or food. If he is lucky, some shithead sends him money and he can do both.

It's pretty sad that it just hit me that he literally is deciding between food or booze at this point
 
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