Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Garth]

After years of heavy smoking and drinking his sense of taste is shot. Everything he creates tastes amazing by virtue of being imbued with the Boglim Magik. TMDWU

 

[crying and shidding]

Am I crazy or has his video quality improved in this video:

new phone hasn't been fully grease boglimized yet

 

[D_Tractor]

new phone hasn't been fully grease boglimized yet

It took me too long to get the pickles joke.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

It took me too long to get the pickles joke.

Could you explain for the people not like us geniuses who totally got it right away?

 

[D_Tractor]

Could you explain for the people not like us geniuses who totally got it right away?

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that's the joke.
Cobes and I are far to in-DILL-ligent for therapy.
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[Lcp2000]

I like how he doxes his biological mom towards the end. Laura Genaulsh? What's the backstory on his mom, exactly? Alcoholic, fought with Clint over custody, dipped out at 13?

Took me a while to figure it out but I think it’s his insane way of pronouncing the name you see listed here “Greenhaulgh”. His mom appears to have gone by many names.

 

[Antomine]

Am I crazy or has his video quality improved in this video:

He's actually really good at guitar, needs to clean up his picking, but that may just because he's intoxicated.

 

[snort beg snort]

I have cum in my b-- I have cum in my satanic goatee.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

“Greenhalgh".

That's a really uncommon name, I wonder if she's gotten remarried at some point? Or possibly her maiden name or something like that.

Just so you have a idea how rare that name it's it's an old English name meaning "Of /From the Green Hollow" and I'm from the area that name originates and it's rare to the point in my whole life I've only ever met ONE person with that name in my life and it was a older Teacher.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

One of my many favorite phases/moments is the Budweiser challenge. Praise Bitesize's magic.

At 4:56 in the video Cobes says "When i win the lottery im gonna make a toy that's so much fun to play with that it'll be passed down for generation. I'm not gonna say what it is."

anyone know what the fuck he's talking about? I know he rants about his future lottery winnings every now and then but i dont remember him mentioning inventing a new toy.

This also gives me an idea.
Here's Cobes as a warhammer 40k figurine wielding his trusty black magic dildo wand.

edit:

I've never actually been shocked by Josh but when he pulls that monster out to mix with the chocolate vodka my eyes bugged. Truly vile shit.

Chocolate Vodka and Monster Energy drink

Yeah this is legitimately the most vile drink combo I've seen him make yet. Bravo Cobes

 

[bonified retard]

Yeah this is legitimately the most vile drink combo I've seen him make yet. Bravo Cobes

Did you see the banana cream rum, mango cart wheat ale, red bull drink combo from a few months ago? He compared it to boba tea because of the "curdles".

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

At 4:56 in the video Cobes says "When i win the lottery im gonna make a toy that's so much fun to play with that it'll be passed down for generation. I'm not gonna say what it is."

anyone know what the fuck he's talking about? I know he rants about his future lottery winnings every now and then but i dont remember him mentioning inventing a new toy.

He's mentioned it a few times but he's never done anything other than that, I've been oddly curious about it myself.

 

[Baby Cakes]

He's mentioned it a few times but he's never done anything other than that, I've been oddly curious about it myself.

It was a q-tip shooter. He was being all mysterious about it but it's just a fucking q-tip shooter haha.

 

[Lcp2000]

That's a really uncommon name, I wonder if she's gotten remarried at some point? Or possibly her maiden name or something like that.

Just so you have a idea how rare that name it's it's an old English name meaning "Of /From the Green Hollow" and I'm from the area that name originates and it's rare to the point in my whole life I've only ever met ONE person with that name in my life and it was a older Teacher.

Very interesting. I’d love to find a modern day photo of her. Somewhere else in this thread I saw someone mention her maiden name was Goodrow but apparently there’s no w on the end according to this

 

[GothBethXx]

Museum privilege has a pee fetish and stalks people on the subreddit in newzealand. Why is bitesize rubbing elbows with this dude.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

It was a q-tip shooter. He was being all mysterious about it but it's just a fucking q-tip shooter haha.

amazing. not a bad idea. is he aware it already exists?

 

[D_Tractor]

Bitesize is doing a multipart documentary on the boglim

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Josh should work in a bell tower, honestly it might make him better. Clint might not mind him working in a bell tower as opposed to essentially being a secretary for a doxing fourm. Maybe the church might help him somewhat but I don't know.

 

[RollingRock2]

Josh should work in a bell tower, honestly it might make him better. Clint might not mind him working in a bell tower as opposed to essentially being a secretary for a doxing fourm. Maybe the church might help him somewhat but I don't know.

Work as what, professional hunchback?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Work as what, professional hunchback?

Yea pretty much.