Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He thought the bird was in distress and injured beyond veterinarian help. He was euthanizing it not randomly killing birds. Was it the best option? Hard to say, I wasn't there. Probably not, but I can see his logic.

I am unsure what the lore is behind the dead deer. What did he do?

Him and a bunch of his friends I belive beheaded it and threw it in one of their EX's driveways. I think he farted on its face too. I think he brings it up early in the first documentary.

 

[bonified retard]

You know he admits to killing a baby bird by squishing under his "chopper's" back wheel? Totally not a sign of a psychopath. Not to mention he admits to defining the corpse of a dead deer too. Good people totally do that shit

He actually admitted to summoning a demon in a public cemetery. Only evil people do that!

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Him and a bunch of his friends I belive beheaded it and threw it in one of their EX's driveways. I think he farted on its face too. I think he brings it up early in the first documentary.

Thanks for the info. Honestly, that sounds like one of his "things that didn't happen" epik cool bad boy goth story. I could be wrong, but speaking as a hunter, I just don't think he has the know how or strength to figure out how to decapitate an animal that large.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

He actually admitted to summoning a demon in a public cemetery. Only evil people do that!

Man, someone needs to get him a Ouija board. I'd really love to see how he'd take it if he caused his apartment to get haunted. It would be hilarious if he had to get a priest to exercise a legitimate demon.

Him and a bunch of his friends I belive beheaded it and threw it in one of their EX's driveways. I think he farted on its face too. I think he brings it up early in the first documentary.

Thanks for the info. Honestly, that sounds like one of his "things that didn't happen" epik cool bad boy goth story. I could be wrong, but speaking as a hunter, I just don't think he has the know how or strength to figure out how to decapitate an animal that large.

Found it, go to the 16 minute mark. Admits to farting in its face numerous times, trying to pee on it, stabbing it with a samurai sword and laughing when it has it's last death spasm, and he states his friends butchered it in a driveway and throws the remains in the EX's driveway. I don't know how people like forget about this stuff, seems like quite a detailed story to be fabricated.

Gothic King Cobra

https://www.youtube.com/user/KingCobr...https://i.imgur.com/i4p6D41.jpgost; Zachary Waltman http://zacharywaltman.com/if you want to talkemail: worked@anche.no

youtu.be

 

[DinnerDates]

He actually admitted to summoning a demon in a public cemetery. Only evil people do that!

Praise the Cobra magic.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

He thought the bird was in distress and injured beyond veterinarian help. He was euthanizing it not randomly killing birds. Was it the best option? Hard to say, I wasn't there. Probably not, but I can see his logic.

I am unsure what the lore is behind the dead deer. What did he do?

The dead deer story is from the 2014 Trapped documentary. It involves him coming across a dead deer and pissing on it's eye. I believe it's near the end of the doc where they are on the train tracks. It's the same as the grapefruit fucking story and the "jailhouse acid" story. Attempts at trying to come off as edgy and cool by someone on the spectrum who really doesn't understand how weird and sick they come off.

 

[Devious Dave]

I really got a bad feeling about this IRL stuff the Reddit and YouTube spheres are really encouraging it and it's just going to escalate from here they generally have gaslit themselves into believing he's some kinda monster

 

[GG Allin illegitimate Son]

I really got a bad feeling about this IRL stuff the Reddit and YouTube spheres are really encouraging it and it's just going to escalate from here they generally have gaslit themselves into believing he's some kinda monster

For as much shit as the farms get, if you want some legit sick and weird fuckers the kingcobra subreddit is seriously fucked. I’ve poked my head in a few times just to compare, and we are legit just like a social club joking and sharing clips of the boglim. The subreddit just wants to fuck with him, and gang stalk him as well as other things. I’m sure if josh was smart enough he could do what wings did and just keep reporting the subreddit and any others that pop up. But the discords will always survive sadly.

 

[Devious Dave]

For as much shit as the farms get, if you want some legit sick and weird fuckers the kingcobra subreddit is seriously fucked. I’ve poked my head in a few times just to compare, and we are legit just like a social club joking and sharing clips of the boglim. The subreddit just wants to fuck with him, and gang stalk him as well as other things. I’m sure if josh was smart enough he could do what wings did and just keep reporting the subreddit and any others that pop up. But the discords will always survive sadly.

Not saying anyone should do this but If people reported that subreddit it absolutely would be taken down it clearly does encourage and direct harassment towards him

But the question is if the subreddit did disappear when they go underground wouldn't it get worse? I'm not sure what the answer is

 

[DinnerDates]

Not saying anyone should do this but If people reported that subreddit it absolutely would be taken down it clearly does encourage and direct harassment towards him

But the question is if the subreddit did disappear when they go underground wouldn't it get worse? I'm not sure what the answer is

They just move to discord or other platform. The problem is not the place is the people. Can't say it will make things got worse than it already is but definitely won't make things better for Cobra either. Same thing happened to Patrick, OnA people still trolling him till this day.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Walnut Groves two best videos for me are #1 the Amazon Alexa commercial spoof and DIMH for sure.

All the KingCobra Animated videos are incredible as well.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

You know he admits to killing a baby bird by squishing under his "chopper's" back wheel? Totally not a sign of a psychopath. Not to mention he admits to defining the corpse of a dead deer too. Good people totally do that shit

If I recall correctly the bird was already dying and the deer story is false.

Regarded things for the boglim to say and talk about? Absolutely, but his under developed brain also thought telling people to suck up their own farts at work was good advice at that point. I have a hard time seeing cobra doing it to be malicious.

I'm pretty sure he's paid his dues already for those wrong doings and using them as a justification to harass the boglim is just a cope in my eyes.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

As more people are joining in on watching and discussing Josh. I'm noticing more of a line in the sand being created where one side is adamant that Josh is a sex pest assaulter whose rants show will get progressively worse and the other side who takes his rants as his autistic ass being retarded.

I know this division has sort of existed in some form here and there. But now that there's more people his audience is shaping up to be more similar to a lolcow one akin to DPS and Wings, more like Wings imo.

I've noticed quite a few of these angry cobra watchers have found their way into this thread.

If watching Cobra makes you angry and causes you to wish the little bogtard harm maybe you just shouldn't watch him.

 

[fake farts]

I really got a bad feeling about this IRL stuff the Reddit and YouTube spheres are really encouraging it and it's just going to escalate from here they generally have gaslit themselves into believing he's some kinda monster

I agree. This stuff isn't just pozloading my neghole, its rolling in it, and consuming it like Josh consumes dog treats and cheap booze.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

If watching Cobra makes you angry and causes you to wish the little bogtard harm maybe you just shouldn't watch him.

Exactly. They're called "lolcows." If the cow don't make you lol, what's the point?

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

How could you possibly hate this goober

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I really got a bad feeling about this IRL stuff the Reddit and YouTube spheres are really encouraging it and it's just going to escalate from here they generally have gaslit themselves into believing he's some kinda monster

For as much shit as the farms get, if you want some legit sick and weird fuckers the kingcobra subreddit is seriously fucked. I’ve poked my head in a few times just to compare

If the rumours are true Reddit's planning another crackdown on "Hate Subs" and the main Josh sub is honestly in the fireing line one of the mods posted something the other day about it, one of the big investors is getting ready to sell it's steak in Reddit as they havent done a IPO and likely wont for longer than they will need to hold for and they are trying to get control of some of the subs that they don't like WSB and various other big ones are in the line of fire as well, not just Josh's sub.

But Josh's problem isn't even Reddit, let one us.

KF's Demographics trend towards the older age of people into Lolcows, Reddit is almost middle aged, Josh has sadly garnered the a following on TicTok and that means a lot of younger more retarded zoomers trying to garner a hint of clout by messing with him IRL and they have less distinction between Online and Offline so are more willing to fuck with him.

I have a hard time seeing cobra doing it to be malicious.

Exactly he hasn't got the intellect to be wilfully malicious.

 

[Grift Garrison]

Man, someone needs to get him a Ouija board. I'd really love to see how he'd take it if he caused his apartment to get haunted. It would be hilarious if he had to get a priest to exercise a legitimate demon.


Thanks for the info. Honestly, that sounds like one of his "things that didn't happen" epik cool bad boy goth story. I could be wrong, but speaking as a hunter, I just don't think he has the know how or strength to figure out how to decapitate an animal that large.

Found it, go to the 16 minute mark. Admits to farting in its face numerous times, trying to pee on it, stabbing it with a samurai sword and laughing when it has it's last death spasm, and he states his friends butchered it in a driveway and throws the remains in the EX's driveway. I don't know how people like forget about this stuff, seems like quite a detailed story to be fabricated.

Gothic King Cobra

https://www.youtube.com/user/KingCobr...https://i.imgur.com/i4p6D41.jpgost; Zachary Waltman http://zacharywaltman.com/if you want to talkemail: worked@anche.no

youtu.be

So because you kill deers that makes you morally superior to a retard who farted on a dead one when he was 16? If the boglim riles you up as much as it appears it might be time to hit the tree stand and blow off some steam chief.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

So because you kill deers that makes you morally superior to a retard who farted on a dead one when he was 16? If the boglim riles you up as much as it appears it might be time to hit the tree stand and blow off some steam chief.

Not sure where you got all of that from "I hunt". but calm down lol.

You are also misquoting two seperate posts. The bottom paragraph ("found it, its at the 16 mark....") isn't mine fren. Farms has been acting up.

 

[Stygian Evil]

you guys didn't post "Snake Bones episode 20"