Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Exactly he hasn't got the intellect to be wilfully malicious.

I honestly believe Cobra doesn't have the ability physically &/or mentally to hurt anyone except himself.

Maybe only exception is a drunken rage at floor lord

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I honestly believe Cobra doesn't have the ability physically &/or mentally to hurt anyone except himself.

Maybe only exception is a drunken rage at floor lord

He will attempt to defend himself it attacked but Malice requires forethought, any crime or act he does isn't premeditated or atleast in a way that exists in a normal mind.

He can say all kinds of drunken rage induced shit but it's always post event, never before or during.

That's why I'm not worried about him taking revenge on a troll in real life if he found out one local to him, bur if there was a knock on the door and someone tried laying the lips on him like in a Grindr set up he'd fight back (justifiably so in that case) or if he's out and pissed I could see him pulling a knife or a cap gun on someone and getting his own arse fed to him at best or ending up in a situation where he mouths off to someone and getting filled in (when I was a alcoholic I saw this a lot of times).

I'm not worried about the Shotgun Clint either took it off him or it got "lost" in the move, but I am worried about him carrying a knife, even a sloppy drunk can get "lucky" and kill or maim someone, or if he answers the door expecting a food delivery and he's getting swatted, but this is most likely to happen when he's already feeling under pressure and is already stressed and his piss poor judgement is impaired by booze.

I mean I hate seeing him drink while using his Lathe, I know it's a wood turner and a small bench top unit with low HP but it's still something you need to respect not just for it's power but what can happen to the work, and he over tightens thin stock between the head an tail (you can see it bow when spinning) and he uses blunt tools and selects stock on a "It's all good" basis. He will turn stuff that's softwood but with resin inclusions or Knott's in it and they will at some point fail and blow up in his face, he also has a tendancy to over cut and undercut on a peace and that will break it and send bit's flying.

I am someone who turns both wood an metal and I use a foot powerd lathe and had a selected bit of Oak blow up on me at sub 500rpm and a 1/4" chunk embedded it's self into my face enough for me to seek medical assistance, He's cranking the speed to the max thinking it's better and that just makes matters worse.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

So because you kill deers that makes you morally superior to a retard who farted on a dead one when he was 16? If the boglim riles you up as much as it appears it might be time to hit the tree stand and blow off some steam chief.

I don't hunt, stop assuming shit.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I don't hunt, stop assuming shit.

I do Hunt, and you still sound like a bit of a tit.

Your a omnitit.

 

[biggacracka]

Watching the seizure video posted earlier, I remembered a question I have. Why does cobes suck the sauce foil lid the way he does?. First of all, putting the the whole thing in his mouth seems unsanitary but the sauce on it is towards cobes' mouth roof, not his tongue. It would be simpler, more efficient and more sanitary to just remove the whole thing and lick the sauce off it so that way the sauce hits directly your tongue.
I know my rambling is autistic and I will never understand the machinations of the boglim's mind but it still irks me everytime I see it.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Watching the seizure video posted earlier, I remembered a question I have. Why does cobes suck the sauce foil lid the way he does?. First of all, putting the the whole thing in his mouth seems unsanitary but the sauce on it is towards cobes' mouth roof, not his tongue. It would be simpler, more efficient and more sanitary to just remove the whole thing and lick the sauce off it so that way the sauce hits directly your tongue.
I know my rambling is autistic and I will never understand the machinations of the boglim's mind but it still irks me everytime I see it.

If you just mean the packing foil that's kinda normal in Sauce heads, they think of it as a pure taste. My Dad's a sauce head and a Coffee head and he has to be the one that opens a bottle of sauce or sniffs a fresh ground coffee. But what josh is doing is a fair way into Abnormal.

I honestly think Cobes has a taste deficiency, he smelled Susstromming and then tasted it and nobody in there right mind would do either, and most of what he eat's and drinks is nominally edible. Even as a Autist where texture counts over flavor his food is inedible but is drunk as fuck trying to cope messes.

Josh is a etternal 13 year old, full of defiance, full of anger and he never will get better.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

I do Hunt, and you still sound like a bit of a tit.

Your a omnitit.

Yo man, if I got ya so steamed take to the woods and shoot something, chief.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Yo man, if I got ya so steamed take to the woods and shoot something, chief.

Mate If I want to work out my anger I will, but you come across as a hardcore tit, you seem angry at Josh rather than laughting at him if your getting angry at Josh may I suggest doing something other than looking at his retardation?

 

[Muze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGMESOT67M Drink Combo ...TWU

 

[bonified retard]

I'm not worried about the Shotgun Clint either took it off him or it got "lost" in the move

I agree with your post but im pretty sure he still has the gun. He's showed it off multiple times in the new apartment. Did he mention not having it anymore? I just assumed he hasn't shown it off because of the backlash from the Courtney Neidt stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSGMESOT67M Drink Combo ...TWU

I'm 24 minutes in and he still hasn't finished pouring all the shooters into his drink combo. He just got to the sperm shooter and you can tell he has mixed feelings about it being a troll item. Im sure if it didnt come with all the other booze and glass, he would be mad about it.

 

[Pomniman]

They just move to discord or other platform. The problem is not the place is the people. Can't say it will make things got worse than it already is but definitely won't make things better for Cobra either. Same thing happened to Patrick, OnA people still trolling him till this day.

Fatrick is different, he initially went out of his way to kick that hornet's nest all on his own thinking he was an "actual tough guy" who could best any stalker child with his superior intellect.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Mate If I want to work out my anger I will, but you come across as a hardcore tit, you seem angry at Josh rather than laughting at him if your getting angry at Josh may I suggest doing something other than looking at his retardation?

All I'm doing is stating shit that he said he's done himself. Fucking with animals is like the first sign of a psychopath. Do you not remember Kero the Wolf or the Zoosadist leaks? I laugh at his retardation as much as you idiots do, you're just assuming I give a shit. Which that sounds like a you problem, bro. Stop assuming shit.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I really got a bad feeling about this IRL stuff the Reddit and YouTube spheres are really encouraging it and it's just going to escalate from here they generally have gaslit themselves into believing he's some kinda monster

Farms have a different user. We know you don't get angry at the cows, you don't be a shithead in IRL to them, and if you get fed up turn off the fucking computer. So many pieces of shit to watch here you wouldn't last very long if you got personal. Also, the reddit retards are looking for cool 'internet points' and will post some fucked up shit to get a medal or see their 'upvote' count go up. We discourage any interaction and will just let you know you are being retarded.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

All I'm doing is stating shit that he said he's done himself. Fucking with animals is like the first sign of a psychopath. Do you not remember Kero the Wolf or the Zoosadist leaks? I laugh at his retardation as much as you idiots do, you're just assuming I give a shit. Which that sounds like a you problem, bro. Stop assuming shit.

To me it sounds like your calling our beloved goofy little bogtard a psychopath which would make him capable of malice.

I'm assuming you've put to much stock into trusting an autistic man who says he summons demons to look cool.

 

[UncleBlazer]

new drink combo looks like he's straight up just barfed into a glass

"I mean, if you can get over the fact that it's curdling, and it looks just absolutely repulsive. It didn't taste bad before I put the sausage in there, I'll tell ya that right now. It actually tasted really fucking good."

 

[Bixby Snyder]

That a jerky treat sticking up outta it?

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

To me it sounds like your calling our beloved goofy little bogtard a psychopath which would make him capable of malice.

I'm assuming you've put to much stock into trusting an autistic man who says he summons demons to look cool.

No, I'm taking into consideration he's a grown adult, and was exceptionally less demented back then when he said that stuff. Not to mention those stories sound very vivid and detailed compared to his recent stories about being the baddest inmate at the jail. Like the deer story, why say he tried to pee on the deer, instead of saying he did? Seems like an odd detail to include. But anyway, again, I'm just stating shit that he's uttered out of his carp shaped mouth.

 

[Devious Dave]

No, I'm taking into consideration he's a grown adult, and was exceptionally less demented back then when he said that stuff. Not to mention those stories sound very vivid and detailed compared to his recent stories about being the baddest inmate at the jail. Like the deer story, why say he tried to pee on the deer, instead of saying he did? Seems like an odd detail to include. But anyway, again, I'm just stating shit that he's uttered out of his carp shaped mouth.

Okay so let's say theoretically josh did do what he says he did (I'm pretty sure he didn't and he stole the story from a movie) so he stabbed a dead deer does that really make him a bad person? I mean it's definitely werid but I don't think that would justify going to his house and gang stalking him and that's the whole thing we are discussing

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Okay so let's say theoretically josh did do what he says he did (I'm pretty sure he didn't and he stole the story from a movie) so he stabbed a dead deer does that really make him a bad person? I mean it's definitely werid but I don't think that would justify going to his house and gang stalking him and that's the whole thing we are discussing

What movie would there be a scene like this? Jesus, not to mention that'd be pretty fucked up to be watching shit like that. There was the tortoise killing in Cannibal Holocaust, but that's the only kind of animal torture movie scene I can think of. Maybe he was watching videos of deer skinning, even though he doesn't hunt, which is weird in itself. I don't know, again I'm just bringing up shit he has said he's done. That's all, you guys bring up random shit about him all the time, well, I'm just did the same.

Hell, isn't the same guy that threatened Stephanie and threatened homeboy Scotties sister too? I'm not condoning gang stalking, I'm just saying he's done some fucking weird shit, that if true could put him in psycho territory. When you see a deer carcass on the road do you think of stopping to fart on it, pee on it, and stab it? I know I dont.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Okay so let's say theoretically josh did do what he says he did (I'm pretty sure he didn't and he stole the story from a movie) so he stabbed a dead deer does that really make him a bad person? I mean it's definitely werid but I don't think that would justify going to his house and gang stalking him and that's the whole thing we are discussing

I just reviewed the deer story again, and I'm nearly 100% sure it's just one of our boy's made up bad boy stories. The logistics of dismembering it as he says just doesn't seem realistic. I totally beleive he found a dead deer and maybe poked at it with a knife which is kinda weird but he did not cut it up.

Edit: How is watching deer skinning tutorials even if he isn't a hunter weird? I'm not a skateboarder but I've randomly seen a tricking tutorial for it out of curiosity.