Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

After $50 Pizzas he is now smoking $30 cigars?
Or maybe he was scammed and bought someones dried ass hair rolled in a back alley

Nha they are Cohibas, they go on sale fairly regularly - I just checked the price on my tobacco shops website and they are on sale right now for half price, they are kinda like the the so/so cheap spirits and champaign rappers turn into a status symbol kinda OK when your starting off or want to look sophisticated but are from an uneducated background but for anybody who knows what they are doing they are kinda crap.
 
Nha they are Cohibas, they go on sale fairly regularly - I just checked the price on my tobacco shops website and they are on sale right now for half price, they are kinda like the the so/so cheap spirits and champaign rappers turn into a status symbol kinda OK when your starting off or want to look sophisticated but are from an uneducated background but for anybody who knows what they are doing they are kinda crap.
I dont think thats a Cohiba because while the label does resemble cuban Cohibas, these aren't sold in the US due to the embargo. I think it's more likely that some American brand of cigars is aping off the label design than Cobes finding genuine Cohibas in Casper WY but I guess stranger things have happened
 
This is one of the core tenants of Jersh, whether it be drinking enough monsters to have a panic attack in the early days or taking shots of krantom mixed with Gfuel and liquor, he will take any chance to get high he can. I like to think he has limits, like IIRC he's said in the past that he won't do heroin, but he's openly admitted to being okay with doing coke if given the chance, people overlook it but the spice era really could've been just as deadly as the duster, and probably did its own fair share of damage to his brain as it was anyways. It's always been worth more getting fucked up in the present than worrying for himself in the future, unfortunately.
That's addicts for you, they either don't really appreciate just how bad getting high can be or they don't care. For Josh, I honestly think he hasn't really thought about it, sure he understands the drugs=poor health but he probably thinks it won't be him in a hospital bed (or the morgue). That's the drugs and alcohol killing his ability to think rationally, if he ever could.

It's interesting in a morbid way to think about what will kill him first. If I was a betting man I'd put my money on the solvent abuse getting him right now, but if he somehow kicks that habit then it's the alcohol in the long term. If that does happen then I think Josh's body can hold out for a lot longer than people give it credit. The only question is what state his mind will be in. Josh was never a intellectual giant but he's noticeably slower these days and it's only a matter of time before he ends either a vegetable or going completely crazy.

The take home is that Josh's future doesn't look good no matter how you slice it.
 
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I dont think thats a Cohiba because while the label does resemble cuban Cohibas, these aren't sold in the US due to the embargo. I think it's more likely that some American brand of cigars is aping off the label design than Cobes finding genuine Cohibas in Casper WY but I guess stranger things have happened

They are the Dominican version, made nearly exclusively for the American Market.
 
After $50 Pizzas he is now smoking $30 cigars?
Or maybe he was scammed and bought someones dried ass hair rolled in a back alley?
He said it cost a whopping $6. I mean, we all know what a big spender Copes is and how discerning his taste in alcohol has proven to be. Why should his taste in long brown cylinders to suck on be any different?
 
That would explain the price then. Cohibas in Europe are not that cheap.
Although who knows, Dominican Cigars can be expensive too probably.
A Cohiba Corona I found a minute ago went for 27 Euros, although they are all sold out.

I just checked again on my Tobacconists site and they are £11.99 Normally £25 and are listed as out of stock as well and this is one of the larger shops like this in the UK, they are not on sale other places I've checked but they are also out of stock.

I'm not sure if this is something like the ongoing supply chain fiasco causing that or if something else is happening as the budgets happened this last couple of weeks with the budget causing issues.

He said it cost a whopping $6. I mean, we all know what a big spender Copes is and how discerning his taste in alcohol has proven to be. Why should his taste in long brown cylinders to suck on be any different?

That sounds about right for a woops we've got a bit of aged / poorly kept stock and we want to recover costs kinda price to me, then again I'm a bong and know little about there sales price / tax / etc in the USA (could be trying to sell old bulk stock resellers can't / wont sell) and I could be is ID'ing the wrap but either way unless it was for a prop I'd not spend that little on a Cigar.
 
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Surprised he hasn’t tried getting drunk off mouthwash or high of whippets yet.
Whippets are a lot less bad for you than duster. Short of doing something stupid like filling an entire garbage bag with nitrous and then passing out face first in it, or keeling over and hitting your head or something, you're probably not going to suffer much harm.

It's called hippie crack for a reason, though. If someone, even a relatively normal person, gets a bunch of whippets, they're generally going to do them obsessively until they're out. Source: been to a few Dead concerts back in the day, also knew someone who burglarized a dentist's office and stole a gigantic canister of it.

By comparison any time you do duster you're risking just instantly going into cardiac arrest and dying for reasons yet to be discovered. The weird thing is it often happens to people who are otherwise in excellent health, but Josh isn't.
 
Josh's lungs have to be absolutely screaming between the duster, the pack of cigs (or more) a day, the weed pens and now cigars on top of it all. I know when I was smoking really heavy, like a pack and a half a day, it would hurt to breath in sometimes. Almost like my lungs were sore from how raw the smoke was making them. Existence has to be brutal for Josh at this point. That video of him smoking the cigar and drinking outside, you could straight up see him wincing while drinking that cold beer as he swished it around his mouth. I bet Josh thinks swishing the beer around his mouth "cleans" his teeth out or something.
 
I'm not sure if this is something like the ongoing supply chain fiasco causing that or if something else is happening as the budgets happened this last couple of weeks with the budget causing issues.
Cuban cigar production apparently got fucked during Covid and it's now hitting the market because the stockpiles are empty.
Not sure how a country like Cuba fared with the coof, can't imagine they got a lot of respirators for the bad cases...
 
Even my alive, non-related, human, consenting, and cis-gendered big tittied gawf chick laughed at special boglim unit. And she's strongly disturbed by a large portion of Cobra cahntent. Better not make funny AND quality vidyas, BOY!
I’m glad to hear you both enjoyed it. It’s just stupid stuff though, anyone can do it. Don’t let your memes just be dreams, homeboy.
 
Does anyone have a picture of the pot leaf earrings when they were new?
I 100% don't remember them being yellow.
 
Josh's lungs have to be absolutely screaming between the duster, the pack of cigs (or more) a day, the weed pens and now cigars on top of it all. I know when I was smoking really heavy, like a pack and a half a day, it would hurt to breath in sometimes. Almost like my lungs were sore from how raw the smoke was making them. Existence has to be brutal for Josh at this point. That video of him smoking the cigar and drinking outside, you could straight up see him wincing while drinking that cold beer as he swished it around his mouth. I bet Josh thinks swishing the beer around his mouth "cleans" his teeth out or something.
I was just watching the cigar smoking video and I forgot that he also inhales the cigar smoke, on top of everything else. I always wondered why his lungs aren't affecting him more than his teeth at this point. I quit smoking mostly because of how bad my lungs felt when I was a pack a day smoker, I can't imagine what his lungs would feel like to a normal human. Many people have mentioned his delayed reaction/weird lack of feeling (Hooka incident/Grabbing red hot aluminum or whatever Darf was smelting) and that has to be apart of this too, excluding his teeth.
 
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Speaking of bad habits, some of the autists over on the subreddit have calculated Josh’s drinking average meticulously and matched it up with the CDC’s “Heavy Drinking” average. They’ve even made a nifty infographic.

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He’s not cut back, he’s almost doubled his already ridiculous degree of drinking. The alcoholism is evolving. Well done, lads. That’s the kind of detail that warrants two whole gold stars.
 
Speaking of bad habits, some of the autists over on the subreddit have calculated Josh’s drinking average meticulously and matched it up with the CDC’s “Heavy Drinking” average. They’ve even made a nifty infographic.

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He’s not cut back, he’s almost doubled his already ridiculous degree of drinking. The alcoholism is evolving. Well done, lads. That’s the kind of detail that warrants two whole gold stars.
It really is true that even a broken clock is right twice a day. If they spent more time doing stuff like this and less time wishing death on Josh opinions on them would be higher. Considering how obsessed Josh is with Reddit I'm wondering if he will mention this. Probably some off handed comment about his "troles keeping track of my drinking toobz". These numbers are even crazier when you consider the fact that he often will start his streams already drunk. How does Josh put down that much booze and still recoil every time he tastes alcohol? He reacts to alcohol like he is a first time drinker. When I was in my late teens and drinking I would recoil every time I drank liquor or would have to force my self to finish even a beer. Now at 33 the taste doesn't even cross my mind. Josh should be drinking it like it's water at this point yet he still has a visible reaction when downing one of his drink combos.
 
How does Josh put down that much booze and still recoil every time he tastes alcohol? He reacts to alcohol like he is a first time drinker.
When your teeth deteriorate, the nerve endings are exposed and they’re hyper sensitive, particularly to very cold or hot things. It’s so painful that it’s hard to keep standing upright, you can go delirious from it.
 
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