Cobra is not that kind of druggie. He will always take the quickest option.
Now we just need to cross reference this with Windy City deliveries + delivery fees to see his minimum financial expenditure. Send the data and graphs to Clint so he can never claim to be unaware. He seems like the kind of boomer to be more moved by the waste of money than the waste of life. Perhaps seeing the true magnitude of Josh's addiction so clearly illustrated would move him to "have a talk" with Josh. I have a feeling he'd just use this all to justify his decision to never allow Josh to reside in his abode. Also, lmao. This fool is DRANKIN. And don't send Clunt anything. He cares less than we do.
You can still get the OG Listerine with 21.6% ABV.
I was looking at the ingredients and it's food-grade essential oils, water, alcohol and something else to help dislodge food particles and tartar. It definitely wouldn't taste good but I don't think there's anything that'd induce vomiting.
Jack Kerouac wrote about Indians who couldn't get real booze drinking mouthwash on the rez. He said they'd all get drunk and start walking in counter clockwise circles. He still couldn't explain why even after he too was mouthwash drunk and also walking in counter clockwise circles. Said it wasn't a bad drunk, all things considered...
There's a reason he died of an esophageal hemorrhage complicated by liver failure before 50.
Mouthwash is fine it's just trash. It's super low alcohol and if you're drinking it you are drinking vanilla essence or cooking sake or whatever's in the cupboard and it just doesn't help. Might as well lick the bottom of ashtrays until the liquor store opens. Hand sanitizer is a far superior drink and it's in many work places but I doubt our bog is finding that in the bathroom at his 9 to 5.
And all it took was a gut punch he sustained in a bar fight the previous week to get the ball rolling. Between the amount of blood he vomited up and cirrhosis rendering his body unable to clot, attempted transfusions were moot. To quote the Butthole Surfers, "Alcohol, it's a sonofabitch".
His teeth are going to fuck him up much sooner than his addiction to alcohol. There are much more hardcore drunks that survive sometimes until their 50s.
The cylinder is full. Sexygothbadboy Russian roulette.
This really can't be stated enough. Believe it or not there are people out there treating their bodies way worse, with way worse drugs and a hell of a lot more of them that will long outlive you or I. The human body is an amazing thing when it comes to the amount of abuse it can not only survive through but thrive in. The drinking isn't going to kill Josh anytime soon, the inhalants certainly might though if he keeps that shit up. I'm guessing that he is doing it consistently throughout the day, every day, considering he carries around a bottle of cologne in his pocket so he can huff on the go. As I stated before, he took it with him to a fucking podcast interview and straight up huffed it in front of the two hosts. As far as we know Josh is currently using weed, alcohol, nicotine, inhalants and kratom in various combinations all throughout the day. Literally mummifying his body from the inside out. TMDWU
