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Cobes' expression here is the most perfect depiction of pure ennui I have ever seen.View attachment 5161682
Well you dont start bloating up like a corpse if you're healthy I suppose
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Cobes' expression here is the most perfect depiction of pure ennui I have ever seen.View attachment 5161682
Well you dont start bloating up like a corpse if you're healthy I suppose
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Vid today starts out with one of the hardest pouty crossed arms we've seen in a long while.
I'm just glad to have one cow who's into softcore vanilla rather than cub rape and scat.Yeah, just seems kind of odd that a man so shameless would bother with some super soft core stuff. This is the kind of channel I'd expect appeals to an old man who knows nothing about the internet, not a giga coomer like cobes.
Its all finally starting to catch up.Boy's getting fat quick, RIP. At least his arms are even bigger now yesssss
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That's just his gothic muscles, you trole.Well you dont start bloating up like a corpse if you're healthy I suppose
He's been workin his jowels hardThat's just his gothic muscles, you trole.
Maybe if he spent some more money on booze they wouldn't have gone out of business!Cobes is live and sober. Chat is on with slow mode. You may assume he is e-bogging to order a bottle for friday night BUUUUTTTTT his liquor delivery service of choice, Windy City Delivery, went out of business.
Apparently our boggy boy is cranking one out and felt the need to let the world know.
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The channel is just reuploads of random tiktok thots. Not sure why he's beating his meat to this shit instead of chaturbate or whatever.
Boy's getting fat quick, RIP. At least his arms are even bigger now yesssss
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Food review youtubers say it a lot, pretty much all of Cobes' cooking content is him ripping off other youtubers to review something crazy. Well, I suppose they're now in their own class, but that's how they started.I've never asked before, but is a cheese pull a thing?
Yes it is, it's been a phrase in the advertising industry since the 1980s - you'll notice that every pizza ad on TV since then has featured the same "cheese pull" shot, to the extent that you basically can't make a pizza ad without it. There are guys in the advertising business who guard the secrets of the "cheese pull" like they were the designs for nuclear bombs and charge vast amounts of money for their services. This lady has a good go, but apparently the people at the very top do things like mess with the cheese with chemicals to make it stringier.I've never asked before, but is a cheese pull a thing? I know what he means when he says it, but I'm beginning to think, after listening to this guy for years, that I'm being gaslit into believe that's a word.
Thanks for reminding me of the Behind-the-scenes of a McDicks photoshoot.All food photography/videography is lies, and there are people who charge immense amounts of money to dress up burgers so that a Big Mac or whatever looks that particular way it does in adverts that bears no relation to reality. Any ice cream you see in an advert is probably mashed potato, ice cubes are glass, and any food that looks like it's emitting steam has a tampon soaked in boiling water hidden behind it. You can literally do degrees in this shit.
If food actually looked like it does in ads, you'd probably get an uncanny valley vibe from it because it wouldn't be appetizing. Sort of like an anime character translated directly into 3D would be a noseless freak with eyes the size of baseballs and would probably give you the creeps.All food photography/videography is lies, and there are people who charge immense amounts of money to dress up burgers so that a Big Mac or whatever looks that particular way it does in adverts that bears no relation to reality.
How the fuck has this idiot not caused a roach infestation?