Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Boy's getting fat quick, RIP. At least his arms are even bigger now yesssss

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Apparently our boggy boy is cranking one out and felt the need to let the world know.
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The channel is just reuploads of random tiktok thots. Not sure why he's beating his meat to this shit instead of chaturbate or whatever.

Say what you will about Cobes, a years long dry spell could have taken him down some real weird porn rabbitholes. Whilst we don't need to know anything about his jack off material, he truly lives up to his non-sicko stance.

Boy's getting fat quick, RIP. At least his arms are even bigger now yesssss

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Imagine if he had the wherewithal to go jogging a couple of times a week. It probably wouldn't take too long to shed the bloated corpse look.
 
His cheesesticks honestly didn't look that bad. A competant person could probably not make the cheese stucks look like a turd. Why is it this dumb nigger still continues to fuck with grease? I've never asked before, but is a cheese pull a thing? I know what he means when he says it, but I'm beginning to think, after listening to this guy for years, that I'm being gaslit into believe that's a word.

Edit: I also find it hilarious that when he makes something actually tasty to him, his ego goes through the roof. Spends like 3 or more minutes praising how good they are, as compared to the canned meat nachos, where he ate one bite and said he was going to eat them later. "Make these cheesesticks for Father's Day" yeah Cobes, that's what a dad would want on Father's day. Not the typical hot dogs and burgers like he's probably seen for every Father's day living at Cunt's. Delusions coming in nicely tubez
 
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I've never asked before, but is a cheese pull a thing? I know what he means when he says it, but I'm beginning to think, after listening to this guy for years, that I'm being gaslit into believe that's a word.
Yes it is, it's been a phrase in the advertising industry since the 1980s - you'll notice that every pizza ad on TV since then has featured the same "cheese pull" shot, to the extent that you basically can't make a pizza ad without it. There are guys in the advertising business who guard the secrets of the "cheese pull" like they were the designs for nuclear bombs and charge vast amounts of money for their services. This lady has a good go, but apparently the people at the very top do things like mess with the cheese with chemicals to make it stringier.


All food photography/videography is lies, and there are people who charge immense amounts of money to dress up burgers so that a Big Mac or whatever looks that particular way it does in adverts that bears no relation to reality. Any ice cream you see in an advert is probably mashed potato, ice cubes are glass, and any food that looks like it's emitting steam has a tampon soaked in boiling water hidden behind it. You can literally do degrees in this shit.
 
All food photography/videography is lies, and there are people who charge immense amounts of money to dress up burgers so that a Big Mac or whatever looks that particular way it does in adverts that bears no relation to reality. Any ice cream you see in an advert is probably mashed potato, ice cubes are glass, and any food that looks like it's emitting steam has a tampon soaked in boiling water hidden behind it. You can literally do degrees in this shit.
Thanks for reminding me of the Behind-the-scenes of a McDicks photoshoot.


It's really quite interesting how much these big food companies dress up their food and how effective it actually is.

It also doesn't surprise me that someone as regarded as Cobes have bought into the food propaganda.
 
All food photography/videography is lies, and there are people who charge immense amounts of money to dress up burgers so that a Big Mac or whatever looks that particular way it does in adverts that bears no relation to reality.
If food actually looked like it does in ads, you'd probably get an uncanny valley vibe from it because it wouldn't be appetizing. Sort of like an anime character translated directly into 3D would be a noseless freak with eyes the size of baseballs and would probably give you the creeps.
 
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