🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Puff is a lizard
lizards eat bugs
If Cobes eat bugs, he'll become a lizard and the king cobra he always knew he was.
Perfect boglim logic right there
 
I wonder how long cobes has been munching on bugs. He regularly leaves his food abortions on the counter overnight, and he didn't look the least bit suprised to see them crawling the bugritto. This has probably been the norm for a bit, we just are getting on camera for the first time.
 
Cobras Cantina will break new grounds in environmentalism, with bug based meal options presented either living or cooked. With a billion dollar support deal from Bill Gates Saunders has proposed an international expansion, providing a respectful working environment for hot of age goth waitresses across the globe.
 
You will eat the bugs in your pod. You will door dash fast food to your pod. You will dress like a mall goth cowboy. You will broadcast yourself daily. You will be happy.
 
What're the chances some bugs got out of Puff's enclosure and into Jorp's food? I don't know if Puff eats bugs but maybe Josh should share.
I already would have assumed there was an infestation in the lair and the bugs feed off the liquor spilled into the chair.
 
The new documentary trailer dropped today

Cobes ur lookin rough bud...
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YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
How the fuck has this idiot not caused a roach infestation?
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I mean that looks like a roach infestation, his only saving grace is probably wyoming being so fucking cold they haven't gotten extremely bad, yet. There's constant roach shit on the walls in his kitchen, and now we have video of roaches in his fucking food, hours apart, in bright light.
 
AnOminous said:
He'd had a heart problem for some time and apparently had a heart attack while driving and died after pulling off the road. Why is the ones with actual redeeming features who die?
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I never paid attention to him much. I always assumed he was just a paranoid sperg that like talking shit to feds and law enforcement. QRD on redeeming characteristics? if not, any good videos about him?
 
Bogliacci said:
Cobes ur lookin rough bud...
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Cobes is one of those guys (many such cases) where he's going to gain a little weight every year, not a lot but it will be consistent, and he'll end up pretty fat by the time he's in his 40s. Patrick Tomlinson is an example of this. Combine the weight gain with Cobra's hairpocalypse and he's only going to look more busted.
 
The bugritto just broke me. Get that boy a wrangler. It wasn’t even funny. Like I remember crying with laughter at the glitter bombs and hair dye, the homeboy scotty saga. This is is a new low in a steady decline that I think will be remembered as a kind of grim milestone.

That being said, let’s see if chairbugs really commit and get some live bugs in a burrito. Homeboy Cheddars time to step up and show what a real cobra cultist is made of.
 
YouGuysAren'tThatSmart said:
I never paid attention to him much. I always assumed he was just a paranoid sperg that like talking shit to feds and law enforcement. QRD on redeeming characteristics? if not, any good videos about him?
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the man was his own redeeming feature. Fedsmoker is the American that the Japanese think Americans are. He may be one of the last great Americans.
hates the guvment
hates baby rapers
hates corruption

loves america
loves rock and roll
loves freedom and justice

simple as

Also, he rolled through my small town several times while I was younger. He was the only lolcow I've interacted with in real life.
And finally, he reminds me of my Ol Man. The exact same kind of guy, and he rode off into the Arizona desert on a dirtbike once his cancer got bad enough, haven't heard from him since.
The world doesn't kill real Americans, they decide when it's time to die.
 
Haven't checked in here or cobra in awhile and I just found out he's been eating bug infested burritos its just sad at this point put him in a fucking home clint
 
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