Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Spunt]

https://youtu.be/045DmDaKdGw

Bite size latest video legitimately made me
angry maybe I sound like a ween but seeing him go back into the red every week and e begging makes me angry he has no care for any of the money people give him

Giving Cobes money is just enabling his alcoholism now, especially as he rarely does anything remotely entertaining. It's just as much faeces-contacting as ordering pizza to his apartment or whatever except it's worse because it's accelerating his decline. He'll get evicted eventually one way or the other, weens or no weens, and I don't know if Clint will be able to find him another place, assuming he doesn't just give up and let him live under a bridge.

Did you ever see a ranting, stinking, drunken street hobo and wonder how they got into that position? Just watch Cobes' decline. He's a street bum in waiting. He's already into even more dangerous intoxicants than alcohol, I think he probably has irreversible brain damage. I suspect he's still huffing duster off-camera because he's just about figured out that people don't want to see that and he might get in trouble with Clint, the cops or his landlord (the same reason he stopped smoking weed on camera). Once he gets into harder drugs he's fucked.

 

[Bogliacci]

Cobes showing how well he bakes puff admitting he tries to keep it at 106°
Sounds like a toddler at show and tell with his lisp
His giggle he does when hes around puff is cringe and makes my skin crawl

 

[Muze]

Our Boy is Live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9q2n69FbGI TWU!

 

[mars]

He talks to that lizard like a cat lady talks to her cats. He's a lizard wizard.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Rate me optimistic, but these ebegging streams have me hoping for a new apartment saga. Remember cobros, he is currently on a month-to-month lease at his place.

And he ended the stream. He said he is going to get booze and start a new stream. Press X to doubt.

 

[Muze]

Lmao he bought 60 cans of beer ... Praise Cobras magic.

 

[Muze]

We are 2 beers deep and this Legend is throwing down truths ... "Nigga" LMFAO

**Sorry double post

 

[RollingRock2]

A new species of spitting cobra has been identified

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Good god, how many teaspoons of kratom is in that glass?

I use it here and there for back pain. I have a pretty good idea on how thick/dark a mixture is by how many teaspoons and he easily has 6 or 7 in that glass. I dont know how he is able to stay upright.

Edit: to reiterate the point, I really do think he has added much more powder to his glass off camera. Look at the glass where his pinky and ring finger is touching. Do you see that line of separation in the fluid? There is a greener, murkier segment under, and a plain dark section towards the top. That murky green is the powdered kratom settling down towards the bottom and the top part is the water . He has a tremendous amout of powdered kratom in that glass. The reason he "swirls" the glass before he sips on it is not to look like a sophisticated goth bad boy. Its to remix the kratom with the water so he gets an even high as he drinks it.

Tolerance. He's probably been drinking the shit out of that crap, off stream. May be using it to fight off DTs

 

[UncleBlazer]

He said during the live that he blows weed smoke into Puff's enclosure and he loves it.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

He said during the live that he blows weed smoke into Puff's enclosure and he loves it.

He thinks Puff closing his eyes while having smoke blown into his face is him taking the smoke in. What an absolute dumb fuck, that one actually made me mati.

It's hard to have any sympathy over redditors trying to get him evicted when he's poisoning yet another fucking animal. Hell if he got evicted Puff might have a chance of getting rehomed.

You're not even supposed to smoke in the same room as them, I can't imagine how bad directly inhaling the smoke would be. Poor guy doesn't deserve this shit.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

RIP everybody who had an ounce of hope for Puff being taken care of. (Myself included)

The boy can't stop getting pets stoned.

 

[mars]

Puff has tiny little lungs. Jord blowing bong rips into his enclosure is probably like being in a fucking house fire.

 

[Healthy Boy Brand]

RIP everybody who had an ounce of hope for Puff being taken care of. (Myself included)

The boy can't stop getting pets stoned.

Feel-good diet of weed nuggies and Baja Blast incoming.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Mr. Peanut

 

[Bogliacci]

He said during the live that he blows weed smoke into Puff's enclosure and he loves it.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is what gets the lizard taken by animal protection or whatever reddit keeps calling

 

[PetiteFeet]

He said during the live that he blows weed smoke into Puff's enclosure and he loves it.

Someone, please.. for the love of god, show the animal rescue people this clip.

JFC. I am genuinely MATI. Child and animal abuse are two of the things I cannot accept, even if the abuser is a regarded boglim.
Someone get that poor lizard far away from him.

Mr. Peanut
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he looks exactly like your avatar. Byootiful.

 

[Bogliacci]

Mr. Peanut
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Welp, there goes the floodgates. Now we'll see if the spergs at the beginning when he got the lizard fucked up the chances of it being removed.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Welp, there goes the floodgates. Now we'll see if the spergs at the beginning when he got the lizard fucked up the chances of it being removed.

each day it makes me extremely happy knowing i don't browse that subreddit anymore. don't you love a-loggers?

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Apparently he said he doesn't even imbue his wands with his magic before sending them out? Why on earth would anyone buy an unenchanted wand.

I feel like this is false advertising or something.