Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

gPuff has tiny little lungs. Jord blowing bong rips into his enclosure is probably like being in a fucking house fire.

Imagine having the most intense weed paranoia and anxiety possible, while dehydrated with cottonmouth in the middle of a house fire. Puff Life.

 

[Bogliacci]

Apparently he said he doesn't even imbue his wands with his magic before sending them out? Why on earth would anyone buy an unenchanted wand.

I feel like this is false advertising or something.

Cobra Craft Wands is an LLM, Limited Liability Magic. He's covering his ass by not enchanting them himself and expecting the customer to so he gets off scot free if they don't change stop lights

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Welp, there goes the floodgates. Now we'll see if the spergs at the beginning when he got the lizard fucked up the chances of it being removed.

Even when they're doing the right thing they have to be giant faggots about it.

L-look guys I did the thing! Gib updoots please! I need asspats to substitute the love my parents never gave me

 

[RollingRock2]

Mr. Peanut
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This visage reminded me of something specific and I just remembered it, a bigfoot costume from a 80s movie Harry and the Hendersons. I've never even seen the movie...

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

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Welp, there goes the floodgates. Now we'll see if the spergs at the beginning when he got the lizard fucked up the chances of it being removed.

Can you blame them? this tard should only drink himself to death, and that's it.

 

[Eyesore City]

The government lets drugs addicts keep their kids in squalor. I'd be shocked if they take his lizard away.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Apparently he said he doesn't even imbue his wands with his magic before sending them out? Why on earth would anyone buy an unenchanted wand.

I feel like this is false advertising or something.

because you have to enchant it yourself. It's your magic wand, it's your magic.
That's as much as I learned about wiccanism during my mildly edgy teen phase - your energy is your magic and you cannot use someone elses magicwork in your magicwork. Also something about karma and using black magic causing your own life to get fucked up.

 

[THE KACZYNSKI]

Hopefully someone can help - I am looking for an old video of Cobra. It was Cobra eating curly fries but it was reversed and paired with some horrific avant garde saxophone jazz. I have looked over youtube for it but cant find it - It might have been on anonymous casper's channel. It was from the old appartment probably like 6 years ago. If anyone has a link or a backup or anything that would be very much appreciated. TWU

 

[AnOminous]

https://youtu.be/045DmDaKdGw

Bite size latest video legitimately made me
angry maybe I sound like a ween but seeing him go back into the red every week and e begging makes me angry he has no care for any of the money people give him

Why should he if utter mongoloids just keep sending him money anyway?

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Hopefully someone can help - I am looking for an old video of Cobra. It was Cobra eating curly fries but it was reversed and paired with some horrific avant garde saxophone jazz. I have looked over youtube for it but cant find it - It might have been on anonymous casper's channel. It was from the old appartment probably like 6 years ago. If anyone has a link or a backup or anything that would be very much appreciated. TWU

Have you tried https://lolcowgo.net/ ?

 

[THE KACZYNSKI]

Have you tried https://lolcowgo.net/ ?

Cheers - will have a look. Might be able to find the original source. The video was an edit though with just the saxophone so probably won't find the specific video.

 

[Kirby]

He said during the live that he blows weed smoke into Puff's enclosure and he loves it.

so thats why he named it puff

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Have you tried https://lolcowgo.net/ ?

I love that Perry is one of the featured search options.

 

[Bogliacci]

Praise Seizure's Magic!
With Josh on the way out it's up to the community to do the heavy lifting these days.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Praise Seizure's magic! That Cobes 3D motel is fantastic and I would love to play it in the current WWE game.
Also wasn't prepared for Renai Circulation. That version sounds like its AI generated, but it couldn't be considering the original is 11 years old.

Fantastic.

 

[THE KACZYNSKI]

Praise Seizure's Magic

That version sounds like its AI generated.

Has anybody done any Cobes AI voice stuff? Hearing some semi decent covers through AI would be a treat to be honest.

Also please enjoy the Kitchen Exhaust Fan Rape Demon

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Praise Seizure's Magic

Has anybody done any Cobes AI voice stuff? Hearing some semi decent covers through AI would be a treat to be honest.

Also please enjoy the Kitchen Exhaust Fan Rape Demon

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How the hell does a kitchen exhaust fan even make these sounds? At 0:12 it sounded like he was powering down the Death Star's laser or something.

 

[mars]

How the hell does a kitchen exhaust fan even make these sounds? At 0:12 it sounded like he was powering down the Death Star's laser or something.

It's a joke lol

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's a joke lol

lol, at this point I can't even tell anymore.

 

[mars]

lol, at this point I can't even tell anymore.

There's a few edits of various demons whispering rape right before Josh randomly bursts out in his "Fuck Rape" tic. It seems to happen a lot less now. Maybe therapy actually helped him?