Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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I would dump this into my early meads and wines when I didn’t have a clue what I was doing.


EC-1118 is an outstanding all purpose yeast. Beer, wine, mead, it does them all. The only downside that is that it will ferment to absolute dryness and survive high ABV, meaning you must stabilize if you intend to backsweeten. Otherwise you'll end up with cloudy drink at best or bottle bombs at worst.
 
EC-1118 is an outstanding all purpose yeast. Beer, wine, mead, it does them all. The only downside that is that it will ferment to absolute dryness and survive high ABV, meaning you must stabilize if you intend to backsweeten. Otherwise you'll end up with cloudy drink at best or bottle bombs at worst.
A man of good tastes. EC-1118 is an excellent yeast for all the reasons you pointed out. It would especially be good for Josh because, as its such a versatile yeast, if you want to do weird ass combos (not quite a wine, not quite a mead, maybe more fruit not typical of a traditional wine, etc) the end result would end up fairly good.

I think the biggest issue with the wine saga, is Josh did the minimum amount of research, (yeast+sugar water=booze) and now feels he doesnt need to be told what to do. Even with advice from his reddit on airlocks, types of yeast, etc, Josh interprets it as people trolling him and personally insulting him.

In many ways its same old same old. Josh always knows best, wether its safety precautions for the lathe juan making, how to feed and care for Puff, basic cooking tips, grooming habits, and so on. Josh cannot accept any advice.

Most cows have this trait, but Josh is an intresting study because one wonders how much of this behavior is coming from his own personality, and how much of it is a conditioned reaction due to the poo touchers and real trolls that have gone over board with cow tipping. In many ways I think its both. Perhaps some sort of defense mechanism from trolls, and his own boglim neurology.
 
airlocks, etc

IMHO, a lot of "brewing equipment" isn't needed for this level of hoochin'. You only really need sanitization and airlocks if you're using fresh fruit, doing a lot of handling (transfering liquid from one container to another) or letting it sit for a long time to clarify. Most of the infection/spoilage risk is during the lag period, and over pitching yeast solves this problem. Adding dry sugar and yeast to an already sterile jug of juice and then leaving the cap cracked or poking a hole in it is sufficient. Hell, even a paper towel rubber banded over the top to keep the bugs out is plenty.

He doesn't need SanStar or airlocks or self priming siphons to make alcohol. It's not hard to make wine. It's hard to make good wine, but that isn't what he's trying to accomplish. As long as he doesn't try and mix something up in any of his filthy kitchen stuff, she'll be rite m8.


With regards to nature vs nurture, just look at some of his old cooking videos. He was a mess before any 'rough handling' from the internet. Some of the trolls might have caused him to be a little more jaded or cautious of outside opinion, but there is no way to fix what he's got.
 

Cobes no longer going to read out donos, you now get just a "Thank you for donating paypig" shout out. I would say he's shooting himself in the (infected) foot but the Tik Tok zoomers that fund him might still actually keep donating who knows.
His head must be growing from the size of the persecution complex he's developed
 
I wonder what his hooch tastes like. I bet it’s god awful lol.
An associate at one point made wine, the basement smelled like farts and the best way to drink it was with a cold pbr 50/50.

Do not miss basement wine era. Lol
 
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Cobes no longer going to read out donos, you now get just a "Thank you for donating paypig" shout out. I would say he's shooting himself in the (infected) foot but the Tik Tok zoomers that fund him might still actually keep donating who knows.
If true, that's the smartest thing Cobes has done in a while.
Now, let's see how long he can keep that up, if at all.
 
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Cobes no longer going to read out donos, you now get just a "Thank you for donating paypig" shout out. I would say he's shooting himself in the (infected) foot but the Tik Tok zoomers that fund him might still actually keep donating who knows.

Hope he likes staying in the red. His bank is gonna love him.
 
Even with that lizard and the 20-topping gluttonous doordash orders, I have no idea how he keeps going hundreds of dollars in the hole week after week. It's like every week for the past two months he's $300-400+ in the hole and then begs his way back out of it, then he goes more into the hole the week after. Not to mention one of those weeks he had $600 coming to him from his locked paypal.
I have been getting the feeling that for the last 6 months, the donos are drying up somewhat for him. He always seems to need more, and he has cut his spending down somewhat. He is still a regarded Boglim, so he pisses what little he does get away. But I do feel we are nearing a new era of poverty for our boy. If he would just do shit on video more often he would get it back, he could just bum around on his bike talking the same shit and at least it would be different. Too many "Jendur relashuns" for me youtubes, that is most definitely not whats up.
 
Well now that Cobra has finally stuck with first names I hope the troles will be donating ADL numbers. This is more boring than DSP.

 
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A possible explanation for the dark lords financial woes being so in the negative as mention by null on stream, cash app was allowing people to go into the negative. The glitch seems to have been patched, which could further explain the homebrew saga as well as the sharp change in the behavior recently.
I thought this might have been the case since he did let something slip about "tricking doordash" in one of his recent streams, but this Cashapp glitch only lasted about a week. Our Dark Lord has been hundreds of dollars in the hole for several weeks running.
 
I have been getting the feeling that for the last 6 months, the donos are drying up somewhat for him. He always seems to need more, and he has cut his spending down somewhat. He is still a regarded Boglim, so he pisses what little he does get away. But I do feel we are nearing a new era of poverty for our boy. If he would just do shit on video more often he would get it back, he could just bum around on his bike talking the same shit and at least it would be different. Too many "Jendur relashuns" for me youtubes, that is most definitely not whats up.
Josh has developed a paranoia mixed with his already inflated ego. The paranoia isn't unjustified but he's not smart enough to see a troll coming or know how to handle the joke when it happens. Additionally, he knows he's clumsy and can't perform basic motor functions. Everyone rags on him for it and he'll even mock himself when he's pissy, "Look at me, I'm Cobra and can't work a fucking can opener."

This has made him increasingly reclusive. The more he can control his surroundings, the more he can shrug off criticism and avoid trolling attempts.

Added everyone says his new place is further away from town. Without Uber money or a functioning bike it's worsened the situation.

Can't really blame Clint for letting Josh rot on the outskirts of Casper. Back in the medieval days they'd just chain him in a bell tower and let his Quasimodo ass go deaf from the ringing of the bells. And you know what? Josh would have his bell tower and he'd be happy.
 
Has Cobes ever explained when his obsession with bell towers started? I feel like it's probably something deeper than just bell towers are gothic. I know his snake thing came from going to a zoo when he was a kid.
 
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Has Cobes ever explained when his obsession with bell towers started? I feel like it's probably something deeper than just bell towers are gothic. I know his snake thing came from going to a zoo when he was a kid.

Probably watched the Hunchback of Notre Dame and became obsessed with them as a kid, just like how he became fixated on tobacco pipes with 101 Dalmatians.
 
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Has Cobes ever explained when his obsession with bell towers started? I feel like it's probably something deeper than just bell towers are gothic. I know his snake thing came from going to a zoo when he was a kid.
It started when he used to watch his dad teach gymnastics to little girls in a church with a bell tower FUCK SICKOS. Later he became obsessed with Big Ben and Disney's Notre Dame.
 
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