Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Sicko Hunter]

Cobes might just be one of the only streamers on the planet who could manage 1200k liver viewers while sipping homemade hooch and sleeping.

 

[Goatchoker]

Cobes might just be one of the only streamers on the planet who could manage 1200k liver viewers while sipping homemade hooch and sleeping.
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It’s painting worthy. Still hilarious.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Thanks to Chauncey I now always associate him staring into the microwave with this music video

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i never thought i’d say this but when you really put all of his famous clips together, he is such a dorky retard

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Cobes might just be one of the only streamers on the planet who could manage 1200k liver viewers while sipping homemade hooch and sleeping.
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only male one anyway

 

[Rubber Plant]

I also think, if I remember the Cobra lore correctly, he also hates ice.

I totally can imagine him not understanding the concept, like he's confused how his vodka doesn't freeze yet this other clear liquid does.

 

[Devious Dave]

I suspect he's gonna try selling his swamp water eventually
How much would you pay for a bottle of the dank elixir?
If he made a cool label it could be a pretty neat

 

[TV's Adam West]

Cobes might just be one of the only streamers on the planet who could manage 1200k liver viewers while sipping homemade hooch and sleeping.
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Hey man, if You're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

 

[Eyesore City]

Chauncey is live with Seizure Robot on twitch watching Josh's newest stream:

https://www.twitch.tv/chaunceycc

 

[Bogliacci]

Chauncey is live with Seizure Robot on twitch watching Josh's newest stream:

https://www.twitch.tv/chaunceycc

Hell yeah now this is some content

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Cobra is alive and has shoutouts. Still in the negative. No idea how this keeps happening toobz.

Local in bad quality (20MB for 15 minutes):

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He’s almost finished that entire bottle. And he shakes it up. He’s drinking the yeast and sediment.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I literally dont understand why he is shaking it.

Where is he getting that from?

I dont know of a single peice of literature online or off, that that says yoy should shake the yeast back into the alcohol mixture.

There are a few types of wines and beers, where you gently stir the mixture to get some of the yeast back into the mixture, for a specific flavor profile, but this is very subtle and you never, ever shake it.

He’s almost finished that entire bottle. And he shakes it up. He’s drinking the yeast and sediment.

 

[TMDWTFIU]

He might not, but his complex manager would. Not that I want to see him kicked out, but it is pretty funny. I also think, if I remember the Cobra lore correctly, he also hates ice.

If you had holes in all of your teeth you'd hate ice too.

 

[Negev]

He’s almost finished that entire bottle. And he shakes it up. He’s drinking the yeast and sediment.

I can only assume that he cant taste anything anymore, because that would taste vile.

 

[Depressed_Oni]

One of the things that has me confused is the fact one of the leading ingredients in the juice he used (Tampico) is Potassium Sorbate, which is known and used in the wine/mead making process to neutralize yeast reproduction. I honestly believe he might have cut it with something.

 

[Guts]

I can only assume that he cant taste anything anymore, because that would taste vile.

Nah, according to Cobes alcohol is supposed to taste bad. That's that "burning" in his belly he won't shut the fuck up about. Also, his flavor profile is hand selected from your local 7/11. So I can't imagine he even really knows the difference between a "good wine" and "tampico house arrest hooch".

 

[Bogliacci]

Nah, according to Cobes alcohol is supposed to taste bad. That's that "burning" in his belly he won't shut the fuck up about. Also, his flavor profile is hand selected from your local 7/11. So I can't imagine he even really knows the difference between a "good wine" and "tampico house arrest hooch".

I'm sure he's trained himself with "whiskey tastes bad and is high alcohol, all high alcohol tastes bad"

I do gotta push back on cobes having no tastebuds, he wouldn't drink so many girly drinks if he had no sense of taste!

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Cobra is live for an EBogging stream.

Nothing interesting really happened here. His internet shit out and he has his lives set to nuke since the last wellness check stream.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

Chauncey is live with Seizure Robot on twitch watching Josh's newest stream:

https://www.twitch.tv/chaunceycc

That's not seizure, that's the other dude that's been on snake bones.

 

[Garth]

I do gotta push back on cobes having no tastebuds, he wouldn't drink so many girly drinks if he had no sense of taste!

Consistent excessive consumption of alcohol absolutely does diminish your sense of taste. Probably why he goes girly. Super acidic fruity monstrosities only just register.