Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Clint's Burden]

Dilbert 3?

Poor Clint, but a man's got'a ea'

I don't know if anyone has bothered to archive these but the Google Maps reviews on Cobes' apartment building have had a few fake reviews posted recently. Although something actually interesting is that the oldest review is from 9 months ago, didn't Cobes move into his current place in November last year? I guess the trolls have known where he's been living pretty soon after or almost immediately after he moved in.

Spoiler: trolles

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That actually involves a really funny story.

When people were speculating, they left reviews like that one on every possible apartment they could that corroborated with the details he gave. It got so bad for one place that they had to make a public statement on Facebook, which Josh commented on and apologized for, then deleted.

Then Carolyn, Homeboy Scottys sister, commented his actual address in their comments because she has rocks for brains, then deleted it. Someone sent Josh pictures of that, he called Scotty to see if it was true and Scotty said “Never happened,” to which Josh responded “Don’t worry dude I believe you, these trolls can suck my asshole.”

Almost a decade later, after Izzy and Bailey, Josh will still always believe his homeboys in the face of clear evidence and reality.

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

Poor Clint, but a man's got'a ea'

for grosheries

As Jarrod Brown once said, "That's art."

Also looks like his Etsy account (not just his store) is gone.

 

[chimpSculpture]

…kinda looking like Etsy TOS’d Josh’s merchant account.

Yeah it looks like he's been terminated, any minute now Cobes'll go live and be ranting furiously. First Facebook and now Etsy, TMDNWU.

If it stays down then this'll be something big to Cobes since supposedly it's his """""business""""", termination of an account is probably manually reviews at Etsy so it's unlikely to be reestablished if he did get mass reported by his trolls or whatever. He's always talking about trolls calling up Wendy's when he worked there even now, years after, so we'll defiantly hear about this from him. Especially since he's very proud of his """""craft""""" ever since he started selling wands.

Hopefully he'll actually get a real job, but he'll most likely just start selling them on another site or something.

Taken down juuuust before the 420th sale ffs YouTube!

 

[SP:OP]

…kinda looking like Etsy TOS’d Josh’s merchant account.

Any idea on why? The only things I can think of off the top of my head are something weird with the bug, some fees he owes, or mass reporting. I don’t know shit about selling on Etsy though. This does give me hope for a DTTS return. Gotta get the booze money somehow gnome sayn

 

[Clint's Burden]

Any idea on why? The only things I can think of off the top of my head are something weird with the bug, some fees he owes, or mass reporting. I don’t know shit about selling on Etsy though. This does give me hope for a DTTS return. Gotta get the booze money somehow gnome sayn

With Etsy, you can sell killed animals and/or their various parts. People sell pickled pig fetuses and taxidermy shit all the time, it’s not a problem….but there’s a catch. If you do that, you have to prove that it was killed ethically or euthanized properly.

If you, for example, took a perfectly fine bug, you poured beer on it and blew pesticide in its face until it died, glued it on a tree branch and video taped all of it wherein it could then be sent to Etsy via ween magic….yeah, I’d say that might theoretically break their guidelines. It could trigger removal, they take that shit very seriously.

 

[Dick Pooman]

It's the end of an era for sure, but I don't think it's going to take him too long to find an alternative site to use. He's capable of rubbing enough neurons together when his sources for fast food and beer money have dissipated.

 

[Thomas Highway]

I'm glad it got shut down.

So is Dark Lord's liver.

 

[Clint's Burden]

It's the end of an era for sure, but I don't think it's going to take him too long to find an alternative site to use. He's capable of rubbing enough neurons together when his sources for fast food and beer money have dissipated.

He did tell Etsy in his last video to them; “You have one more chance and then I’m gunna make my own site!”

M’Jord is a prophetic man.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Hopefully he'll actually get a real job, but he'll most likely just start selling them on another site or something.

He's in a far worse condition physically and developmentally now than he was when he was constantly fucking up working at a single area of a Wendy's. I wouldn't hold my breath hoping he'd find honest work elsewhere these days.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Ok, it's only suspended temporarily due to a customer complaint. Sounds like Cobra sent a wand out to the wrong address. He can't afford to refund it right now, so I guess he's fucked until then.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I love that the refund is for $251 and of course he can't afford that, if only he read his messages on etsy he may have prevented this. Begathon just ended right on time, we'll see if it worked on the next stream if he's got some booze.

 

[SP:OP]

I love that the refund is for $251 and of course he can't afford that, if only he read his messages on etsy he may have prevented this. Begathon just ended right on time, we'll see if it worked on the next stream if he's got some booze.

The refund is uhhhh…out of his price range. That was a very grumpy stream. He had the Chris Chan stress sigh going tonight and everything. Wonder how he plans to sell the staff. He needs to sell the staff to restore his Etsy, and pay his electric bill apparently, but needs Etsy to sell the staff.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Couldn't he just do a live showing all the wands and have people paypal him directly for each one? When one sells, go on to the next one. It'd be like the Home Shopping Network, boglim style. He would save on fees too. He'd have to figure out his own shipping and labels though and his handwriting is so bad everything would probably go to the wrong address.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Ok, it's only suspended temporarily due to a custom complaint. Sounds like Cobra sent a wand out to the wrong address. He can't afford to refund it right now, so I guess he's fucked until then.

Boglim's Razor on this one, I guess.

He can barely afford bills with his SSI, I don't really see him making this payment any time soon. He'd sooner just go to eBay.

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

The refund is uhhhh…out of his price range. That was a very grumpy stream. He had the Chris Chan stress sigh going tonight and everything. Wonder how he plans to sell the staff. He needs to sell the staff to restore his Etsy, and pay his electric bill apparently, but needs Etsy to sell the staff.

Is there a reason he doesn't have an ebay account? If I remember correctly, someone set up an ebay account on his behalf to sell his grease caked frying pan. Maybe ebay's interface is just too difficult for our poor goth lord.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Is there a reason he doesn't have an ebay account? If I remember correctly, someone set up an ebay account on his behalf to sell his grease caked frying pan. Maybe ebay's interface is just too difficult for our poor goth lord.

Courtney set him up with an eBay thing. He stopped using it because the first time he tried to sell the pan, trolls hacked the auction price up to like $20,000 or something.

Just ends up being a headache for him.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Was pretty disappointed to find out Taco John's is an actual place in his latest g-fuel/steel reserve blackout rant. Thought he was so drunk he was mixing up Taco Bell and Papa John's

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Was pretty disappointed to find out Taco John's is an actual place in his latest g-fuel/steel reserve blackout rant. Thought he was so drunk he was mixing up Taco Bell and Papa John's

Probably ain't got shit on Taco Palenque.

 

[Din Djarin]

Sorry this is so off-topic and definitely late, but did Cobes ever react to Ozzy Osbourne announcing he had Parkinson's? I think it was either last year or a couple of years ago. (I was listening to his music earlier and it made me think of Josh)

 

[Grift Garrison]

Josh could sell the staff on Patreon. He could set up a one time only tier, but not sure what kind of chargebacks he would open himself up to by doing this.