Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[SP:OP]

That means making and sending new wands or paying $200+ dollars. Hasn’t been in a hurry to do the former and isn’t capable of doing the latter.

Is it a guarantee that he will get his store back if he ships out the Wands? What if they just want a refund, or do they have to accept the wands no matter how late they’re sent out? Also, can they just continue to say they never got them?

 

[Mr Sister]

bitesize video of that stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7FgIKaBM3g

my favorite part is this bit

 

[Goofy Logic]

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Ok here's a cut of Josh tripping on his gothic throne. Probably the funniest yet saddest thing I have ever seen.

Damn, I am getting Jonathan "Iconoclast" Sweet vibes from this guy.

 

[beeingurself]

we can clearly see the Throne actually broke the Dark Lord's fall,

It's not the first time he trips on some shit he has off-camera on the floor. Dunno if it's a rug, his shoes or whatever, but when he's drunk sometimes he trips on it. Or maybe it's just his balance going off due to him being drunk.

 

[Mr Sister]

It's not the first time he trips on some shit he has off-camera on the floor. Dunno if it's a rug, his shoes or whatever, but when he's drunk sometimes he trips on it. Or maybe it's just his balance going off due to him being drunk.

pretty sure he tripped on his hat, which is why he gave it such a beating

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Man He literally broke his cigarette
Finally I got a new cow to watch

 

[TheRetardKing]

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Ok here's a cut of Josh tripping on his gothic throne. Probably the funniest yet saddest thing I have ever seen.

What if we replace him with Peter Griffin and made a Family Guy cutaway out of it?

 

[beeingurself]

pretty sure he tripped on his hat, which is why he gave it such a beating

Since he was going off at every inanimate object in the house I didn't immediately link the two things.
But yeah, you're probably right, I just realized the same thing and came back to edit my post to reflect that. Too late.

*edit*
I'm watching the entire stream.
I'm now pretty sure it was the hat (or just him being so drunk that he can't stand up, but the hat moved somehow).

His hat falls off the arm of the throne while he's playing guitar (47:00 - 47:05),
he then continues playing guitar, the meltdown starts (because he can't play guitar for shit),
then abuses the lighter and gets up for his amazing fall (1:24:50),
he then goes back to the chair and abuses some inanimate object (1:25:55 "Fuck you for fucking touching me, you piece of shit!"),
then he has a bit more of the meltdown when he spills his drink,
he then gets up and nearly falls again (1:28:00)
when he picks the hat up for the beating (1:28:06) the hat is behind the chair.

Regardless, an epic meltdown, even for Cobes.

 

[Furry killer]

Is it a guarantee that he will get his store back if he ships out the Wands? What if they just want a refund, or do they have to accept the wands no matter how late they’re sent out? Also, can they just continue to say they never got them?

I never understood why anyone would buy a twig for 200+ dollars or for any amount. But I also don't understand people who pay even more for some hoe's bathwater either, so maybe I'm missing something.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Ok team, the lab analysis is finally back and we can clearly see the Throne actually broke the Dark Lord's fall, but Dark Powers often come at a price.

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It happens fast, so the timestamps are of little use. At the beginning of second 5, 2 minutes in, the Dark Lord is leaving the throne. He moves out of view, our forensics lab is working to reconstruct this footage.

The next time we see him is here:View attachment 2568148
He's clearly off balance and leaning towards our right, despite his altered state we can see his body trying to retain balance

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Contact is made with the throne, he's already mid fall. View attachment 2568151

Perhaps braced by the dark energies flowing through his most sacred sanctum, our Lord is able to reposition himself and brace for impact.

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We hear our Lord hit the floor, the throne having protected him at a price- 1 cigarette.

This is at least the second time in KF history a couch has saved a life.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Buck Breaking? More like (cigarette) Butt Breaking, amirite?

 

[Mr. Bung]

Lay off the fucking booze for awhile, why don't ya?

 

[chimpSculpture]

I kept thinking he was at the hero's low-point, but he keeps going lower and lower. The pendelum is going to swing so hard he's going to have that dream mansion with solar panels by Halloween TWU.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Lmao after all that he goes live today and says "I'm still gonna drink, obviously"

 

[narcissistic injury]

His Etsy is currently out of commission. Someone didn’t receive their product, they filed a request for a refund, Josh didn’t acknowledge it for months and now they’ve shut down the store until he can settle the dispute.

That means making and sending new wands or paying $200+ dollars. Hasn’t been in a hurry to do the former and isn’t capable of doing the latter.

Omg. After seeing this drunken stupor, I was willing to support his craft simply for some initiative to do something other than heavy drinking…..

 

[Mr Sister]

Omg. After seeing this drunken stupor, I was willing to support his craft simply for some initiative to do something other than heavy drinking…..

well the $200 you would have paid would have went straight into his booze fund

 

[eaglesfan665]

Omg. After seeing this drunken stupor, I was willing to support his craft simply for some initiative to do something other than heavy drinking…..

sales of his wands enable his heavy drinking

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Like I said a while back, Josh here is going down a spiral that might have some funny moments but ultimately is really sad and pathetic.

All he had to do was drink in moderation, make his shitty sticks, collect money from weens and he'd be perfectly okay for someone on SSI. Instead he wastes it on shitty beer, even shittier booze and does this.

Wonder how long until he's kicked out of this apartment for chimping out.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Man He literally broke his cigarette
Finally I got a new cow to watch

Just don't "get involved". We're having an awfully bad A-Logging issue as of late and I just know some over enthusiastic faggots are going to fling wrenches into the whole thing right as some legendary shit happens.

 

[beeingurself]

support his craft simply for some initiative to do something other than heavy drinking

The problem is that all the support of his craft is exactly what finances his heavy drinking.
If he actually ever did something positive people wouldn't complain half as much about him selling painted sticks and getting gibs from the State.
He's a lost cause and every time someone tries to help him it ends up back firing.