Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Josh needs to get his ass kicked one time.
Fuck interventions it wont work on him, but a big guy kicking his ass when he is screaming bloody murder at 2am? That will help way more.
Something like this or something else to make him actually experience a consequence. Intelligent people who have a good support system who are guided early on to make good decisions don't typically need a come to Jesus fist fight moment. I don't care what Josh does so before anyone thinks I'm some salty prick that's not it; I've been saying since 2011 that reality needs to take a little nibble on him just once. But it won't and that's okay. Well I'll have to watch Clint cry when he thinks about how he could have been a better dad LOL
 
Beating people up tends to make people play the victim more. You have to be young for an ass kicking to dent an ego otherwise it grows too out of control.

He needs professional help and a halfway house to monitor him and his activities if he was ever to get better. I think he dies punching on with a shower faucet whilst black out drunk.
 
... I genuinely thought that was even the reason why he always had access to SSI...

What the fuck? :story: turns out it's self-diagnosed?
Wait then how does he qualify for disability?

Is it like the Chris Chan thing where Clint defers his own payments or something?

from the CWCiki (because lots of people don't know this and I think it deserves cross posting here because it's partially relevant).

"Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check is not need-based, but is awarded on eligibility alone. Most US Americans have to work a decade to qualify.[2] Chris, on the other hand, has only been employed for six months (three at Wendy's, three in a pyramid scheme). However, Bob earned retirement insurance in his years at General Electric, and Social Security also lets retirees' dependent disabled children get payments, even if they have never worked themselves, so long as they were disabled before turning 22.[3] As long as Chris earns less than $1220 a month,[4] and stays unmarried (to someone real, at least) and out of prison, he will continue to receive his monthly tugboat unimpeded." - from the "Monthly Tugboat" page.
 
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This is in reference to Josh btw. lol

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Hi josh, chicks can do yoga naked or whatever on YouTube, but they are also not monetized just lady wolf garden lady. None of them are banned. What are you whining about.

Pudding head.

Dark Lord's sole source of meaningful "social interaction" is his streams.

We are a social species.

Dark Lord cannot resist.
 
So Courtney and Boglim_backup just had a fight livestream. BB asked Courtney to type in chat to prove that it wasn’t her that got banned. Message didn’t show up to anyone.

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I've been sort of watching Jord Sandeux for over six years at this point, and while I do take breaks because of how repulsive and depressing he is, he always seems to outdo himself eventually and I'm back watching his livestreams.
I gotta say though he's been going down hill way faster in the last couple years. Ive never witnessed someone become an alcoholic before, can anyone confirm that this is what it's like?
 
This just further makes a good case that he could just milk these retards for their money selling shitty sticks... If only he could see that - but ah, Asperger's.

I do wonder if Autism/Asperger's have a high rate of alcoholism or drug abuse in their adult years (genuine statistics). The lack of inhibition and such would easily make them indulge in such a thing I'd imagine.
Well, people with brain injuries definitely have a higher rate of substance abuse if untreated, and there is a bit of overlap between autism and brain damage. (Not understanding social cues, poor impulse control/emotional control, having a slightly obsessive personality in hobbies or interests, as well as struggling to keep healthy relationships)

PL: source, have brain damage and grew up learning all about brain injuries, symptoms and common therapies needed, as well as interacting with other kids and adults with it, and asking different neuro docs about common symptoms. PL:

I've been sort of watching Jord Sandeux for over six years at this point, and while I do take breaks because of how repulsive and depressing he is, he always seems to outdo himself eventually and I'm back watching his livestreams.
I gotta say though he's been going down hill way faster in the last couple years. Ive never witnessed someone become an alcoholic before, can anyone confirm that this is what it's like?
Yup, though he isn't a functioning alcoholic at all. A functional alcoholic, you can rarely tell is drunk as an outsider aside from minor tells you know to look out for and the smell. Immediate family can tell because your personality changes a bit, you're noticeably a bit more emotional than you usually are, maybe even clumsier. They basically need alcohol to function and are only normal when they are drunk.
He's considered a non functioning drunk. He would never be able to hold down a job long like this, keep relationships, or do daily chores like a functioning alcoholic can. At the rate he seems to be drinking, stopping isn't an option anymore. He would end up in whats called being "dry drunk". That's basically where your brain is so damaged, that you still act and experience the world like you're hammered. It takes therapy and medication to pull you out of this state, otherwise you can stay dry drunk even years later.
 
Wait then how does he qualify for disability?

Is it like the Chris Chan thing where Clint defers his own payments or something?

from the CWCiki (because lots of people don't know this and I think it deserves cross posting here because it's partially relevant).

"Contrary to popular belief, Chris's check is not need-based, but is awarded on eligibility alone. Most US Americans have to work a decade to qualify.[2] Chris, on the other hand, has only been employed for six months (three at Wendy's, three in a pyramid scheme). However, Bob earned retirement insurance in his years at General Electric, and Social Security also lets retirees' dependent disabled children get payments, even if they have never worked themselves, so long as they were disabled before turning 22.[3] As long as Chris earns less than $1220 a month,[4] and stays unmarried (to someone real, at least) and out of prison, he will continue to receive his monthly tugboat unimpeded." - from the "Monthly Tugboat" page

Considering his dad is an "artist" who teaches at a local community college and does local theater, I doubt he has the funds or means to do what Bob did.

There's been some high level artistotle style type of discussions as to whether or not he's been diagnosed, especially since he tends to miss speak and get dates confused. The working theory that has been developed by the analysts over at the subreddit is that he most likely took a test in middle or high school that determined that he had a learning disability and he was placed into a program for special needs students. The legal scholars looked over what you need to qualify for SSDI and concluded that the program most likely helped/guided Clint and Josh to apply for it, and they used the test and references as proof to qualify for it.
 
Yesterday's stream:
Short video. He's mad that wolf of the wild's channel got demonitorised because she showed cleavage. Hypocrisy because Kobes has seen naked yoga on YouTube. YouTube cares more about people advertising alcohol and tobacco than their bullying policy. Shows off his fuck rape shirt. Might make a new one on Bonfire. Trolls are celebrating that they got him to stop making videos, well they are wrong.

New Kate Winslet edit:

Here's the rest of the October 201 archives and BCV summaries
Awsome guitar t shirts for sale 2016-10-18
0:20 Josh asks his fans if they love to play guitars, if so then buy his new shirt from tee spring https://prntscr.com/tbpisc | 1:53 Josh says he's done smashing guitar, we have his word... if he sells enough shirts to buy a new guitar | 3:20 Josh has his eye on a few replacement guitars but will cost him a few hundred dollars | 10:36 Josh doesn't want to ask his fans for money without giving them something in return | 14:36 Josh talks about a thing about Trump on his Facebook page | 18:30 Josh can't work on a new album if he doesn't have an electric guitar | 26:00 Josh has a guitar book with every chord in it | 27:18 Josh doesn't know why he has a hard time getting a girlfriend |

political talk and eating a burger 2016-10-18
Josh made a double cheeseburger with sugar and salt | 2:40 Josh's burger falls apart | 7:00 Josh starts watching a video about Hillary Clinton | 10:40 Josh is trying to slim up for the ladies, he's looking forward to the ICP concert so he can see some hot chicks | 12:50 Josh is still applying for jobs online, Josh doesn't like applying for jobs online because he has to sign up | 14:50 Josh is against fracking | 21:00 Josh thinks weed will get legalised in Wyoming soon | 30:00 Josh has been helping Steve haul scrap metal for money | Josh sits in silence for | 30:50 Josh says his friend Jeremy Rogers can apparently smoke weed legally because of his seizures, weed is sooo close to being legalised in Wyoming | 45:50 Josh starts singing 'highway to the danger zone' | 50:40 Josh sings and play the guitar | 1:02:00 Josh says he's the Bing Crosby of his generation | 1:13:00 Josh doesn't condone underage drinking | 1:16:00 Josh can't find his lighter and gets really mad and kicks his chair and says whoever stole it will die and says he can't have anything | 1:18:50 Josh calls someone and says "answer your fucking phone" | 1:19:19 Josh slams his phone down | 1:22:00 Josh is quite mad | Josh sits in silence for 5 minutes and ends the video

The perfect wig and a new t-shirt for sale 2016-10-21
Josh talks about Real love sex dolls website and was checking out their wigs | 1:32 Josh shows off the $60 wig | 3:09 if Josh had $2,799.99 he would consider it | 7:25 Josh says there are other cool things to spend that amount of money on | 7:41 a fan made a shirt so Josh put it on a shirt and is trying to sell it on tee spring | 11:00 Josh is up early and has been doing odd jobs with Steve to try get some money | 11:40 Josh shows off his perfect sex doll again and says the pros and cons of a sex doll | 13:31 Josh films his monitor | 16:20 Josh has a type and lists off the pros and cons again | 19:00 Josh talks about the double standards of sex toys | 23:22 - 27:38 Josh's broke his shotgun and has to get it fixed | 28:49 trolls try to add Josh on Facebook to troll him | 29:40 back to talking about a sex doll and talking about destroying a sex doll and his guitars | 32:22 Josh wants to do a Shon and Saunders with his sex doll | 34:20 Josh farts | 38:15 Josh talks about his GoFund me to get a sex doll | Josh talks about the pros of a sex doll | 43:44 Josh mixes up Vaypor and Trappped about being sent the ICP tickets | 45:50 Josh will be going out do some odd jobs with Steve soon | 46:30 Josh talks about sex dolls again |

ICP Concert video 1 2016-10-22
A short clip of the ICP concert Josh went to with Scotty

ICP Concert video 2 2016-10-22
A short clip of the ICP concert Josh went to with Scotty | 0:09 Scotty

ICP Concert video 3 2016-10-22
A short clip of the ICP concert Josh went to with Scotty

The ICP Concert was epic 2016-10-23
Josh talks about the ICP concert and says it was really epic | 00:30 Josh saw a girl fall off a fence and land head first but Josh wishes he could have caught her | 00:50 Scotty was trying to get Josh to go to the middle of the crowd but Josh didn't | 1:22 a girl was dancing on Josh but he moved away from her | 1:50 one girl with purple hair was grinding on Josh | 2:37 Josh got Faygo sprayed on him | 3:10 Steve and Scotty got to go up on stage at the end of the concert | 3:50 Josh says Scotty was smoking weed with the girl who fell off the fence and landed on her face but Josh didn't hear him | 4:20 girls were trying to grind on Scotty but Scotty said no, Tina was pregnant at this time | 4:40 Josh didn't want to go over and try and talk to them | 5:47 Josh really liked it when a girl was grinding on him | 6:22 Josh had a full on boner and talks about the girl trying to grind on him | 7:30 there was an after party but they heard cops were going to be there but they didn't go | 8:00 Josh feels Scotty had a better time at the concert than Josh | 12:00 Josh met a fan at the concert

Interview on Discord 2016-10-23
Josh gets interviewed by some fans on Discord | Josh made a new shirt https://prntscr.com/tbq0ly

Mutent Monster review 2016-10-24
Scotty and Tina are at Josh's apartment and Tina is helping Josh fill out job applications online | 0:20 Scotty bought Josh a Monster Mutant | 3:00 Josh tries the soda... it's delicious | Scotty and Josh talk about energy drinks | 8:33 Once job gets a job, he will do a drink combo with Monster mutant | 12:12 Scotty doesn't have ID so he can't get served alcohol | 16:23 one of Josh's old managers at Wendys used to drink NOS | 17:03 Josh says he once went to the store to get Jack Daniels in a paper bag and the bag ripped and the bottle smashed | 18:25 Josh films Scotty talking about Monster Mutant | 20:40 Scotty gives a public service announcement that pregnant women shouldn't eat shrimp | 21:46 Queen Anne's chocolate covered cherries are Josh's favourite treat because he got them for Christmas as a kid | 23:22 Scotty shows off his ICP shirt | 25:16 Tina talks about filling out the job applications online | 27:44 Josh says he will win the lottery soon and Scotty and Tina believe in him, Josh talks about his dream house |

Eating a sandwich and makeing coffee 2016-10-25
Josh cooked up another burger | 5:54 Josh was out drinking | 14:02 Josh is saying that the discord fans aren't fucking him over | 20:00 Josh sits in silence for FOUR minutes and then ends the video without saying anything

Talking about my social struggles 2016-10-26
Josh is shilling the 'Cobra Cult' shirt the discord fans made him | 0:43 Josh's sister Carolyn invited him over for homemade brownies | 1:28 Josh addresses that people take advantage of him because of his kindness | 4:27 Josh is sick of people taking advantage of him, he attracts people who take advantage of him, not everyone has taken advantage of him | 6:25 Josh holds doors for old people and stuff like that | 6:47 Josh keeps yawning throughout the video | 7:57 people in general suck | 11:00 talks about a hypothetical of someone wearing a different hat to school | 12:53 Josh was over at Scotty's talking to fans and Discord | 13:32 Scotty and Tina broke up again, that's why Josh went over in the first place | 13:53 Josh says Scotty knew this was going to happen because he met a girl at the ICP concert and Josh let her have her | 14:40 Josh says his friends will watch people take advantage of him and not say anything | 17:30 Josh talks about his Halloween costume | 18:30 Josh talks about the problems with having Asperger's | 19:30 Josh talks about meeting Stephanie at Job Corp | 20:36 Josh saw Stephanie a few days ago and she smiled at him, Josh thinks they will never get back together and he blames himself | 21:30 Josh talks about an old couple dying etc | 25:00 Josh talks about the sex doll | 29:00 Josh says women can see that he's attractive but get turned off some how | 37:40 Josh talks about women condoms | 41:00 Josh is only comfortable talking to women at bars and at concerts, Josh talks about the ICP concert | 42:33 Josh says something in his apartment is going to cost $200 to fix | 43:22 Josh says it's hard finding a job in Casper | 47:33 Scotty has been trying to set Josh up with a girlfriend | 49:50 Josh says Asperger's makes you creative | 52:25 Josh grew up in the 90s and would watch Disney films with his sisters |

I might have a job interview soon 2016-10-27
Josh is looking forward to Halloween next week, Josh says he has a job interview on the 3rd of November as a dishwasher at an undisclosed location | 0:53 Josh has no issue with dish washing | 1:00 Josh talks about finishing the Rasta staff for his friend Jeremy Rodgers | 2:00 Josh may have a job interview and he met his job coach at NOWCAP Services at east Casper and his coach will be going with him to the interview | 2:30 Josh says he looks good when he dressed up for a job interview | 2:52 Josh knows he could wash dishes for 8 hours a day | 3:14 Josh wants to buy a flat screen TV and a PS4 | 4:11 Josh would have pawned his PS3 because it keeps freezing | 4:28 LOOK AT THESE ARMS - Josh flexes his arms and shows off his teeth | 4:39 Josh just got back from seeing his job coach and he gave Josh a ride back home. His step mom dropped him off there and couldn't give him a ride back | 5:20 Josh says if they hire him at this this company, it will be in their best interest. Josh says the location is very close, closer than Wendys | 6:00 Josh says if you want a girlfriend or a car, it helps to have a job | 6:18 Josh says he needs a job to spoil a girl rotten | 6:47 Josh is a bad boy that can make her feel like a princess, chicks eat that shit up | 7:15 Josh talks about all the money he would be getting if he got the job | 7:46 because the location is closer than Wendys, he doesn't have to worry about getting to work on time | 8:32 if Josh got the job, he won't tell anyone where he worked and Josh talks about trolls getting him fired because they knew where he worked | 10:00 Josh talks about his cloak for Halloween | 10:46 A week from now, Josh could be working and that would be sick as fuck |

Magic and Love advice 2016-10-28
Josh shows off his big arms at the beginning of the video, Josh heard from a 'reliable source' that women in Casper like to cheat | 2:55 Josh talks about being drunk and not making bad decisions | 3:45 someone on Facebook called Josh an alcoholic because he drinks too much | 4:30 If Josh gets a job and his big arms, it wont be hard to get a girlfriend | 6:15 one of Josh's female friends said that girls in Casper cheat | 10:16 Josh talks about people taking advantage of him | 13:02 Josh went to high school with a lot of attractive women | 14:12 Josh says he will be going to the location, dressing sharp to fill in a job application | 14:33 Josh talks about walking to Wendys when he used to work there | 15:20 Josh shows off a book 'The magic power of witchcraft' but Josh disagrees that not all people can be a witch | 7:20 Josh said he had Deja vu reading the magic book | 19:41 Josh talks about the negatives of learning witchcraft/magic | 20:57 Josh said he can fucks people's dreams. He talks about doing in Job Corp bullies | 23:18 Josh regrets talking bad about a fan called Stexer | 24:40 you have to be careful with magic | 25:36 Josh says he's a demon and this is his human form | Josh talks about the dating scene in Casper | 42:28 Josh says casting spells is like jenga |

Making cheasy pasta 2016-10-28
Josh is making cheesy pasta | 5:36 Josh squirts mustard into the bowl of pasta and the water boils over the pan | 7:25 adds ranch to the mixture | 9:50 Josh adds mayo and licks the fork | 14:23 Josh adds salt and sugar | 15:00 Josh watches the mixture congeal | 18:53 josh adds powder mixtures to the pasta and makes a dark yellow colour | 21:24 Josh isn't a five star chef but he can cook | 28:00 Josh starts eating the pasta | 28:18 Josh almost drops the bowl | 31:29 Josh drinks some water |

Stop body shamming Eugenia Cooney 2016-10-30
Josh introduces a 19 year old anorexia Youtuber called Eugenia Cooney and talks about a petition to ban her from YouTube for being a bad example to younger girls | 0:30 Josh thought he saw the worst of YouTube's bullshit but this is something else | 0:49 leave her alone! Josh supports her being on the platform and says people are jealous that she's comfortable in her own body | 1:34 Josh says she doesn't encourage her viewers to be anorexic | 1:45 Josh talks about a news story about a plus sized mannequin instead of skinny ones | 2:30 Josh applauds her for being level headed and being strong | 3:24 Josh watches a Young Turks video about Eugenia Cooney | 8:00 Josh says he's skinny and has a high metabolism | 13:20 Josh talks about people signing a petition to have a removed from Facebook | 19:25 Josh says people are jealous of her body because they are fat, Josh tells them to change it | 23:55 If you ain't got anything nice to say to anyone, shut the fuck up | 26:00 Josh talks about people wearing inappropriate Halloween costumes for Halloween | 28:16 Josh has a job interview coming soon so he can't paint his nails | 28:50 Josh is going to have a small Halloween party at his apartment | 30:00 Josh sings a song and plays the guitar about society | 32:28 Josh says shamming wrong |
 
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