Video Response:
Start:
Turned off chat because people were spamming chat and he’s not having it. Doing a video response to an Isayic Butterfield video about Love Island Australia. Shows off his pumpkin Spice egg nog. Reads the bottle.
1:56:
Puts on the video for 2 seconds and talks about his drink. Back to the video.
4:11:
Kobes explains what Love Island is. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking shit about the woman in the video. Talks about his drink again. Back to the video.
5:58:
Kobes says dating shows paint and unrealistic outlook on the dating scene. Complains about dating shows. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about the dudes on dating shows. Shows like this are why women have such high standards for men. He keeps calling women sluts. Back to the video.
8:51:
Complaining about women wanting good looking men. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. Talks about his drink again. Talks about Kylie and Kendell Jenner doing a dating show. Drama is reality shows is scripted. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Complaining about people on dating shows having abs and being attractive. Kobes could have a 6 pack abs he just doesn’t want to. Scenario of not eating at a restaurant while everyone else is stuffing their faces.
14:04:
Back to the video. Body shaaaaming the women in the video. Gender relations and body shaaaaming. Kobes hates women. Back to the video for 2 seconds. One of Kobes’ attractive qualities is that he knows how to braid hair. TWU. Kobes thinks there should be a dating show with only ugly people. Back to the video.
17:41:
Complaining about women wanting to date attractive men. Back to the video.
18:54:
No one cares about men’s mental health. #killallmen. Back to the video.
20:29:
KingSoapraJFS! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Creepy about the woman in the video. Kobes would fuck the hell out of the woman in the video.
25:00:
Mumbling about Leonardo DiCaprio. Back to the video.
27:25:
Kobes wants a dating show for ugly people. Back to the video.
29:29:
Turns on the light. Guitar shredding.
32:26:
Back to the video. Mad that the video didn’t pause when he tried to pause it so he could say the woman in the video was cute. Complaining about women wanting men with 6 pack abs, 6 inch dick and 6 figure salary. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about women being catty to each other. Men don’t act fake like women do. Back to the video.
36:17:
Talks about his idea for a guitar design. Talks about how good he’s gotten at guitar and dry spell cope. Back to the video.
38:59:
Get’s beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Cleansing his palette with some beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you have a chance to hook up with a hot chick on an island then you’re not poor. Kobes would do it with some tactical soap, he doesn’t need a dating show. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Wants to send Isayic Butterfield a wand. Talks about lathing some wands. Back to the video.
42:33:
Kobes doesn’t know why women yell YAASSSSSS. It is an ancient ritual, mind your business. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about the Saw movies. Back to the video.
45:21:
Scenario of going to a school dance and too shy to ask someone to dance, same scenario in a bar. Guys can’t buy women drinks because they will be accused of raping them with their eyes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about whiteclaw. Talks about Bud Light Platinum, he drinks it because he likes the bottles. Complains about the dating scene and dating shows. Shout out to Cobra’s dry spell. There’s no point in dating until gender relations is improved.
50:47:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Goes on a philosophical rant about life in response to an ad. Kobes accepts that death is a part of life. Kobes explains what death feels like. Fuck suicide. Gives advice for dealing with depression. Kobes listens to women and cares about women and doesn’t give a shit about his dry spell. Too much pressure for people to get laid. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about things he received in a gift package. Reads the note.
55:33:
Kobes is not an alcoholic, trolls, tree genders. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes is disgusted at a dude making out with two chicks at once. Back to the video.
57:50:
Talks about a speech teacher he had in school. Back to the video. Kobes wouldn’t know what to do with two chicks, one is enough. Kobes only wants to have sex if he is in an of age consensual relationship with a cis woman. Kobes is not into trannys. Grinning and sniffing his beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sex is not a need it’s a want. Treating sex like a need contributes to rape culture. Society puts too much pressure on people to get laid. Kobes is very salty over people telling him he needs to get laid. Talks about Elliot Rogers, he should have just waited patiently and said fuck mass shootings.
1:05:38:
Kobes supports Asexuality but he is attracted to of age cis women, has to be goth, of age and STI free. No kids dry spell cope. Kobes doesn’t want to start a family of his own until he builds his clock tower dream house. So, never. His apartment will do nicely until he builds his dream house. He would give his landlord a million dollars if he won the lottery. He would rather win the lottery than end his dry spell. Complains about women. Back to the video.
1:10:00
Complaining about hastags. He is the boglim retard Ozzy, 80% British. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fuck the nukes man! He’s back to drinking egg nog. Back to the video.
1:13:04:
People should go back to dating people and getting to know them instead of making it all about sex and kissing. Dry spell cope. Talks about sex being gross and STI’s. Lists off his attractive qualities. Not trying to brag though. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says he doesn’t want to watch people kissing, it’s gross. Back to the video.
1:16:24:
Kobes is disgusted by the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Watching people kiss is gross unless it’s two women in of age lesbo porn. Back to the video.
1:17:58:
Gender relations and unrealistic expectations. Back to the video. Sex is gross. Having more sex doesn’t make you a better person it just means you’re gross and have no morals. Back to the video.
1:20:39:
Trying out the e-liquid he received in the care package. That coil is long burned out no wonder he’s coughing. Complains he can’t get a decent cloud. Needs new coil, it probably tastes like burnt cotton wool. Back to the video.
1:25:48:
Looks up a video on the vegan teacher. Guitar shredding. Apologises that his shredding wasn’t good. Back to shredding. Says that sounded much better. Talks about Sniperwolf being attached by the vegan teacher. Talks about lamb and animal friendly animal products. Vegan influencers make him want to eat more meat. Their cause is failing. Says the vegan teacher has a right to exist on social media but not to say the things she says on social media.
1:31:44:
Vegans kill animals because they eat animals food. Double murderers! Vegans are plant and animal murderers. Corn holocaust. Vegans slowly killing themselves out of malnutrition. Starts talking about population control and decides he needs a smoke.
135:17:
Saving the egg nog for later. Smoke break.
1:39:11:
Returns. Video jumps and he’s watching the Sniperwolf video. Talking shit about the vegan teacher. Kissing Sniperwolf’s ass. Says the vegan teacher is jealous of Sniperwolf. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ranting about vegan teacher and vegan booty not being life long vegans. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about McDonalds and his donut burger hack.
1:44:44:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Ranting about the vegan teacher making the people who died at the Travis Scott concert about vegan shit. Back to the video. Does a drinking PSA. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about meat being delicious.
1:52:50:
Talking about Kanye West being mean to a fan in a wheelchair. Kobes talks about how nice he would be to his disabled fans.
1:55:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about a burger. Back to the video. Says eating animals is different to eating people. Get the fuck out of here with that Jeffrey Dahmer bullshit. Piss break. Moar beer. Beer is the only vegan thing he consumes. Survival of the fittest! Vegans are double murderers rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Even vegans want to eat meat that’s why beyond beef exists.
2:02:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking shit about the vegan teacher. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes de-stresses by playing GTA and pretends he’s killing his trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegans are plant abusers. Plants can’t run away.
2:06:36:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is not a life long vegan. Don’t talk shit about McDonalds. Bribing kids with happy meals so they shut up. Back to the video.
2:08:29:
Kobes eats veggies on burgers. Talks about a Taco John’s challenge he might do. Trying to be Daym Drops. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan rant. Animals eat animals to survive. Cobra’s eat smaller cobra’s and you don’t see Kobes bitching about it. Population control. Talks about King Cobras. Back to the video.
2:13:02:
Vegan teacher is jealous of Sniperwolf because she is hotter. Back to the video. He thinks the Clifford the dog commercial is cute. Talks about adopting a dog. He wants a blue great dane X weirmaraner mix. Back to the video.
2:17:38:
Dogs don’t need strollers. Back to the video. Dogs get over jump scares with some belly rubs and jerky. Back to the video.
2:19:00:
Animals are different from humans because of evolution. Talking about pigs having human jobs. I’m disappointed he didn’t flesh this scenario out more tbh. Exterminator scenario, Kobes would be like a crazy cat lady but with snakes. Kobes is an animal lover but not in a bestiality way. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sniffing beard oil. Talking shit about the vegan teacher. Back to the video.
2:24:48:
Talking shit about the vegan teacher and vegan booty. He’s so pleased with the names cucumber cunt and carrot cunt. Asian people and people in third world countries eat their pets. Scenario of getting tricked into eating a dog. This is a strange tangent. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about Tony Hawk. Back to the video.
2:28:43:
Don’t hurt animals but eating animals is population control. Talks about mongooses doing population control on cobra’s.
2:30:18:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. People scaring kids for TikTok videos is bad. Kobes wants the vegan teacher to do a response to him so he can debunk her. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Making children vegan is child abuse because they will be malnourished. Balanced diet – sandwiches have all the food groups, pizza too.
2:34:10:
Back to the video. Talking about poisonous spiders in Australia. Fake Australian accent coming in nicely toobs. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Okay to be afraid of spiders but not to have an irrational fear of spiders. Kobes is not afraid of spiders because he is bigger than them. Kobes has a fear and respect for cobra’s. King Cobra snake whisperer. Steve Irwin RIP. Talks about when he fed sting rays at the zoo. He’s not mad at sting rays for killing Steve Irwin. He gave someone money at the zoo so they could feed the sting rays and says that day probably changed their life.
2:41:07:
Kobes eats animals but he gets grass fed lamb chops and cage free eggs. Talking about giving money to the kid at the zoo so he could feed the sting rays again. Says it was weird feeding sting rays because they killed one of his childhood idols. Talks about animals in the animal shelter. Dogs and cats are different than pigs because bacon is delicious. Blames cows for being delicious.
2:46:19:
Regrettably food is delicious and society trying to force us to have perfect bodies. Who gives a shit as long as you’re not eating humans! Why does he keep bringing up cannibalism?
2:48:55:
Moar beer. Back to the video. Half assed talking shit about the vegan teacher. Back to the video.
2:50:39:
Beer piss.
2:51:55:
Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Vegan teacher is stupid. Back to the video, not all bugs are equal. Back to the video. Vegan teacher is jealous that Sniperwolf is hotter and has ‘more population’ on YouTube. Kobes doesn’t care how many plants were murdered to make his Bud Light Platinum. Lions would eat vegans because they don’t give a shit. Kobes would kill an animal that threatened his life, it’s kill or be killed. Calls vegan booty and vegan teacher slags.
2:57:50:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegans shouldn’t force their kids or dogs to be vegan. Vegans are malnourished. Talks about Wendy’s food. Kobes doesn’t care if fast food is bad because he smokes and drinks and will die happy. Kale on your death bed scenario. Bacon deep fried snickers death bed scenario. Smoking a doobie on your death bed scenario. Kobes thinks you can eat like shit and burn it all off with exercise.
3:06:03:
Disgusting scenario of the vegan teacher. Barbecue scenario.
3:07:56:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher is jealous of Sniperwolf. Comparing eating bacon to the holocaust is bad. Even vegans want to eat meat because beyond beef is a thing. Lists off different meats he likes. Back to the video.
3:11:37:
Flies are disgusting. Not all bugs are equal. Kobes can say retard because he is one. Back to the video.
3:13:52:
Compares flies trapped in a car with a carcass to a person locked in a room with all their favourite food. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Continues his fly scenario. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Continues his scenario. Sniperwolf tells is like it is. Vegan teacher is dumb. Back to the video.
3:16:50:
Vegans don’t care about plant lives. Vegans on thanksgiving scenario. Kobes favourite Thanksgiving food is stuffing. Kobes hates Christmas because people are greedy. Talks about Black Friday. Capitalistic society is disgusting. Kobes wants worldwide legal weed and an end to war and poverty for Christmas. Back to talking about Black Friday.
3:21:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about the vegan teacher getting fired for her extremist views. Says she sounds like she has dementia and she’s jealous of Sniperwolf. Kobes may live a shorter live but he’ll be happy.
3:23:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Moar beer. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher fails at life because she used to eat meat. Hypocrite! Back to the video for 2 seconds. Vegan teacher larping as a teacher to feel good about herself. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Kobes says Sniperwolf is a babe and he loves her videos. KingSoaprJFS! Back to the video. Awooo.
3:27:29:
Singing little red riding hood. Looks up the song. Plays the song and sings along. Many awooos.
3:31:41:
Says he’s going to take a lick of piss and have a smoke and then end the stream. Doesn’t care if he has a skullet. Piss break.
3:33:24:
Returns says he likes that his hairline is the shape of an inverted cross. Hail Satan. TWU. Smoke break.
3:40:15:
Returns, borp. Finishes his drink, vegan teacher is the worst, opens another beer, ends the stream.
