Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I think he believes it make it looks shiny and cool….he might also like to play with it like kids do with finger paint….maybe that’s why.
Non-exceptional people would use clear laquer for that. Together with the uneven surface finish (maybe getting better now with the lathe) it looks even thicker than it probably is. It has that really unpleasant "not quite cured" and sticky look to it that makes me uncomfortable.
 
Non-exceptional people would use clear laquer for that. Together with the uneven surface finish (maybe getting betting now with the lathe) it looks even thicker than it probably is. It has that really unpleasant "not quite cured" and sticky look to it that makes me uncomfortable.
It’s cobra. He most likely added a thick layer since it some how make an it “cool” and “goth”. It does look like he jizzed all over it
 
If you want Cobra to end up dead and in a freezer somewhere, then yeah get Goocheese involved.
I still remember DJ Panzer and miss him to this day. Leave goocheese shit in the ip2 thread.
Lol she was almost involved by her own doing I think. I remember her calling 2-3 times on stream and telling Josh she was gonna drive to Casper and fuck him. Then I think she got arrested or something.

 
Lol she was almost involved by her own doing I think. I remember her calling 2-3 times on stream and telling Josh she was gonna drive to Casper and fuck him. Then I think she got arrested or something.

This is why weens started pairing them up. But look here, Buddy, look listen, this is regarded shit. Thinking that she was actually going to do it, is like thinking people in casper call Josh "the casper ozzy"
 
This is why weens started pairing them up. But look here, Buddy, look listen, this is regarded shit. Thinking that she was actually going to do it, is like thinking people in casper call Josh "the casper ozzy"
You’ve never been to Casper if you’ve never heard a bar full of goth women Chant, in unison, “that goth dude who tells it like it is smells good! PRAISE COBRAS MAGIC!”
 
This is why weens started pairing them up. But look here, Buddy, look listen, this is regarded shit. Thinking that she was actually going to do it, is like thinking people in casper call Josh "the casper ozzy"

I don't know if Josh would've taken her up on it, even if she was serious. He’s very particular about ending his dry spell.

He talks about sex or his lack thereof all the time, but he’s been seriously offered hookers. Women have offered to have sex with him, as insane a prospect as that sounds. He’s outright always refused it, and I think it’s because his need for sex is strangely secondary to his need for companionship and he just doesn’t articulate that very well. Josh is, in reality, an extremely lonely guy for the amount of attention he gets.
 
I don't know if Josh would've taken her up on it, even if she was serious. He’s very particular about ending his dry spell.

He talks about sex or his lack thereof all the time, but he’s been seriously offered hookers. Women have offered to have sex with him, as insane a prospect as that sounds. He’s outright always refused it, and I think it’s because his need for sex is strangely secondary to his need for companionship and he just doesn’t articulate that very well. Josh is, in reality, an extremely lonely guy for the amount of attention he gets.
Even in that last 6 hour stream he was talking about how much he misses cuddling with a woman and companionship from a woman rather than sex during the Bukkake section of the stream, I just noted that what he was saying sounded really lonely and depressing 4:37:36 is the timestamp I put.
 
I only have passing knowledge of IP2 retards, but seeing Cobes get more involved with that cesspool of the internet makes me feel like he's gonna get cross featured in the IP2 thread over some retarded antics that will probably land him in some major shit.
 
I don’t know about that. Didn’t he fuck a homeless woman that one time.

That did happen, yes. lol It’s partly what prompted the ending of his relationship with Stephanie. He’s said he regrets doing that, as he gave up something meaningful for just a one-off. I think he didn’t value the companionship he had until he lost it.
 
That did happen, yes. lol It’s partly what prompted the ending of his relationship with Stephanie. He’s said he regrets doing that, as he gave up something meaningful for just a one-off. I think he didn’t value the companionship he had until he lost it.
That just proves that he doesn’t want companionship; he just want sex. He’s a sex pest.
 
That proves he made a mistake and has been paying for it for years.
He doesn’t really care. The only thing that’s on his mind is sex. Why do you think he constantly talks about his dry spell? He just wants to fuck a hole. He’s a sex pest
 
He doesn’t really care. The only thing that’s on his mind is sex. Why do you think he constantly talks about his dry spell? He just wants to fuck a hole. He’s a sex pest
Yeah, sex is a big part of it, but as other have said, he's clearly quite scared of it right now. And possibly he is using his want for sex (because sex is a WANT, not a need toobz) as a coping strategy for his loneliness. Maybe even he fully doesn't understand his wants, he is kinda dumb.
 
He doesn’t really care. The only thing that’s on his mind is sex. Why do you think he constantly talks about his dry spell? He just wants to fuck a hole. He’s a sex pest
People are constantly telling him he needs to get laid and he responds by ranting about his dry spell, he says some creepy stuff about women but I think it's mostly parroting what he's heard from the MGTOW channels he watches. If all he was looking for was something to fuck he would have used one of the prostitutes weens sent to him. Unlike the majority of cows Kobes does self reflect and came up with the idea that his dry spell is punishment because cheating on Stephanie was wrong and he took her for granted. That thought process is more about missing their relationship than just about sex imo.
 
People are constantly telling him he needs to get laid and he responds by ranting about his dry spell, he says some creepy stuff about women but I think it's mostly parroting what he's heard from the MGTOW channels he watches. If all he was looking for was something to fuck he would have used one of the prostitutes weens sent to him. Unlike the majority of cows Kobes does self reflect and came up with the idea that his dry spell is punishment because cheating on Stephanie was wrong and he took her for granted. That thought process is more about missing their relationship than just about sex imo.

I've always thought his fascination with Chatterbate and not straight pornography was a telling thing in relation to this. He'd rather have some strange parasocial relationship with a cam girl that "talks to him", as opposed to just watching porn like how he used to. It's not like an occasional thing, him doing that. It's a pathological daily activity.
 
I've always thought his fascination with Chatterbate and not straight pornography was a telling thing in relation to this. He'd rather have some strange parasocial relationship with a cam girl that "talks to him", as opposed to just watching porn like how he used to. It's not like an occasional thing, him doing that. It's a pathological daily activity.
Funny thing about that is he has done streams where he's ranting about people who do exactly what he does with these E thots and I think I just put it down to him parroting Terrence Pop or Isayic Butterfield but now that you say it he might have been ranting for himself a little bit because it was always along the lines of these girls will never want to be your girlfriend
 
Funny thing about that is he has done streams where he's ranting about people who do exactly what he does with these E thots and I think I just put it down to him parroting Terrence Pop or Isayic Butterfield but now that you say it he might have been ranting for himself a little bit because it was always along the lines of these girls will never want to be your girlfriend

I think that might be the case to some degree, yeah. He's painfully aware of his own shortcomings, so when someone says something like "Balding men are gross looking" or something like that, it'll irritate him. He handles his anger a lot better than he used to, so he doesn't just freak out anymore, he'll rant about it......but when the booze enters the equation, that's a different story. lol

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In case anyone was wondering, here's a good example of how Josh used to handle his anger issues.
Here's another one over fucking Siri, of all things.
Here's where he stabs a pizza box over a minor scratch.

It would be fair to say he has improved his anger management skills, I'll give him that.
 
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