Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

I don't think Cobes is getting a new computer anytime soon, unless a troll buys one for him out right. As far as I know all of his computers have come from his father, but since Cobes' little broadcasts have started leaking into his family's life. I doubt he's going to buy Cobes another one.


Also he's live right now:

Teeth rot coming along nicely toobz...
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Frosty_Glass said:
His eye is fucked again lmao
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RL Steinbeck said:
I think that’s the one that wasn’t operated on. It’s like it wonked out in protest of the other one getting fixed
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His right eye had a cataract removed and his left eye had lazy eye correction done on it. They were separate events, and while his lazy eye is still present, it's not nearly as bad as it once was. Before the second surgery you were never looking at both pupils at once. Still confused why he didn't just use his demon magic powers to fix his eyes, but I guess that's why we have doctors now.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
His right eye had a cataract removed and his left eye had lazy eye correction done on it. They were separate events, and while his lazy eye is still present, it's not nearly as bad as it once was. Before the second surgery you were never looking at both pupils at once. Still confused why he didn't just use his demon magic powers to fix his eyes, but I guess that's why we have doctors now.
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I was talking about his left.
 
CerealKilla420 said:
I mean to be fair - a $200 used X220 would be pretty sweet t00bs.

He's more likely to wind up with whatever the pawn shop has that day. Even more likely someone is going to simply send him a new computer.
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Lol they don’t even clean the hard drive on those things. Christ. If he buys a used laptop from a Cheap pawn shop, he’s an idiot….
 
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Hengeyokai said:
Im sure he could sell his broken computer for an obscene amount to any ween hoping to glean something from the hard drive.

Im sure there are some orbiter spergs desperate to get some Cobes lost media to hoard.
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That computer if sold as-is would be his winning lottery ticket, if he really wanted it. I've seen enough money get spent on literal garbage that he has sold to know this could net him a serious payday, but it would have to include the hard-drive. Guaranteed someone would use whatever forensic software imaginable to recover every file on there and go through it with a microscope.

The content, if shared, would be truly magnificent.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
That computer if sold as-is would be his winning lottery ticket, if he really wanted it. I've seen enough money get spent on literal garbage that he has sold to know this could net him a serious payday, but it would have to include the hard-drive. Guaranteed someone would use whatever forensic software imaginable to recover every file on there and go through it with a microscope.

The content, if shared, would be truly magnificent.
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I would without a doubt pay an absurd amount for his computer. First off, I just want to open it and see the the gunk inside it. How did the years of smoke, tar, grease, farts, fumes, wand dust, and warlord cum flowed through that poor imac? As for the files on it, it would be interesting to see how much "lost" stuff is just in another folder. But it's probably just a lot of Cobra dick picks which are really not desirable.
The computer and Shon are the two things from the Cobraverse that I would actually make hard offers on.
 
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I would like to know this as well.

Someone further back ITT mentioned that Clint had a number of different macs that he took from the university where he works. I think they mentioned that Cobes has had like 3 of these iMacs? This solved a lot of the mystery for me because I always found it funny that cobes had an iMac bc I know that, left to his own devices, he would almost certainly always buy the cheapest possible option available to him.

Do we know what kind of phone cobra has? Ironically, the phone streams seem to have a much higher image quality than the Mac/computer streams.
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
I would like to know this as well.

Someone further back ITT mentioned that Clint had a number of different macs that he took from the university where he works. I think they mentioned that Cobes has had like 3 of these iMacs? This solved a lot of the mystery for me because I always found it funny that cobes had an iMac bc I know that, left to his own devices, he would almost certainly always buy the cheapest possible option available to him.

Do we know what kind of phone cobra has? Ironically, the phone streams seem to have a much higher image quality than the Mac/computer streams.
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The most recent stream I can find of Josh showing off his new phone is this stream where he shows off his new iPhone 6 ordered from backmarket.com. It’s in his old apartment and he can still get superchats so he may have upgraded since then but if he did I can’t find it,

 
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CerealKilla420 said:
I would like to know this as well.

Someone further back ITT mentioned that Clint had a number of different macs that he took from the university where he works. I think they mentioned that Cobes has had like 3 of these iMacs? This solved a lot of the mystery for me because I always found it funny that cobes had an iMac bc I know that, left to his own devices, he would almost certainly always buy the cheapest possible option available to him.
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Clint purchased a number of iMacs in bulk for his photography business when he started it. If I can find the video of him showing off his business, you can see 12-13 of them in the classroom. For now though, you can see he stores the backups in his basement via a Facebook clip I don’t have access to anymore.

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Josh had his first iMac a long time ago. An alarm was set off by it one morning, so he got mad and hit the screen which made it inoperable. He couldn’t recover the HDD, so he got mad and kicked the everloving shit out of it.

The second one is the “current” one.

The third one will likely be a fan-donated Windows PC or just another iMac Clint will give him.
 
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