Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Negro he literally had a "make work" gig they have specifically for retards. It was the same job Chris-chan had. He had to pick up the bare minimal amount of trash and replace tea pitchers every so often, and by his own account "maybe not the fastest worker...". I can't think of anything else he could have been doing besides his dishwashing gig and who knows how badly he actually sucked at that.

"Stay out of the way" checks from the gubment was in everyone's best interest, unless they were able to finagle Josh into one of those Truman Show-esque fantasy lands they put dementia patients in to give them a sense of familiarity and routine.
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So that's why it was Wendy's for both Chris and Cobes?

I never really thought about it but yeah it looks like Wendy's is one of the few fast food companies that willingly hires people with severe mental/developmental disabilities. That makes a lot of sense... Pretty sad that there is almost literally nothing for people like Cobes and Chris to do. I feel like having people like them sitting on the internet all day is bad for everyone... Maybe the whole "funny farm" thing was right after all...

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KingCobraJFS's Ex-Girlfriend Stephanie Reacts To His Cooking

Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-2z8ODerILenin Lime's edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqHIsO_D0OIJosh's video: https://youtu.be/0lSW0yCK5...
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Also came here to post this - I think the fuck suicide saga may be coming to an end :( - I know that he still talks about Stephanie sometimes. The video is pretty boring honestly but I'm sure this will shatter a lot of the fantasies cobes still has about her.
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
Also came here to post this - I think the fuck suicide saga may be coming to an end :( - I know that he still talks about Stephanie sometimes. The video is pretty boring honestly but I'm sure this will shatter a lot of the fantasies cobes still has about her.
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I'm sure Stephanie is a nice lady and everything, but she is so motherfucking boring that it boggles the mind. Weird to think that someone so dull was into being savagely bummed by some Casper pagans
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
So that's why it was Wendy's for both Chris and Cobes?

I never really thought about it but yeah it looks like Wendy's is one of the few fast food companies that willingly hires people with severe mental/developmental disabilities. That makes a lot of sense... Pretty sad that there is almost literally nothing for people like Cobes and Chris to do. I feel like having people like them sitting on the internet all day is bad for everyone... Maybe the whole "funny farm" thing was right after all...

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KingCobraJFS's Ex-Girlfriend Stephanie Reacts To His Cooking

Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-2z8ODerILenin Lime's edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqHIsO_D0OIJosh's video: https://youtu.be/0lSW0yCK5...
youtu.be youtu.be

Also came here to post this - I think the fuck suicide saga may be coming to an end :( - I know that he still talks about Stephanie sometimes. The video is pretty boring honestly but I'm sure this will shatter a lot of the fantasies cobes still has about her.
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Cobes cope stream incoming. It will be a manic two hours of attempting to take the high road and defending himself and letting slip his anger at her.
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
I'm sure Stephanie is a nice lady and everything, but she is so motherfucking boring that it boggles the mind. Weird to think that someone so dull was into being savagely bummed by some Casper pagans
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Stephanie and her "Im a streamer " act is super annoying. She recently reacted to a cobes cooking video and yapped the entire time about how gross cobes cooking and kitchen and pan were...saying she was gonna vomit. Bitch I didnt see you vomitting when cobes was balls deep in your stank hole and sticking his boglim tongue down your throat. Shes looking for clout, views, subscribers and she should be getting no attention other than a page in the Cobraverse.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Wow It' actually blows me away when I see peeks into Josh's family life and housing because things just click. That music room is what he wants his living room to be. It even has a green wall.
No visible pictures of Josh on the walls :feels:
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I see it too. The pianos replaced by a couch in Cobes place. Man he really misses home and doesn't admit it.
 
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G.Rapefruit said:
Stephanie and her "Im a streamer " act is super annoying. She recently reacted to a cobes cooking video and yapped the entire time about how gross cobes cooking and kitchen and pan were...saying she was gonna vomit. Bitch I didnt see you vomitting when cobes was balls deep in your stank hole and sticking his boglim tongue down your throat. Shes looking for clout, views, subscribers and she should be getting no attention other than a page in the Cobraverse.
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I agree. The first couple of videos of her mentioning Josh were amusing at first, but now it's annoying. Who gives a flying fuck about her anyway... atleast we'll get a funny reaction from Cobez I hope
 
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G.Rapefruit said:
Stephanie and her "Im a streamer " act is super annoying. She recently reacted to a cobes cooking video and yapped the entire time about how gross cobes cooking and kitchen and pan were...saying she was gonna vomit. Bitch I didnt see you vomitting when cobes was balls deep in your stank hole and sticking his boglim tongue down your throat. Shes looking for clout, views, subscribers and she should be getting no attention other than a page in the Cobraverse.
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Yeah I like her as a "Cobraverse character" and appreciate that she'll no doubt encourage many a spergout, but I'd never sit through any of her shit on it's own.
 
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Blonde hair suits Stephanie. Her reaction attempt is as bad as Kobes' cooking. I think it's fitting
 
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Robert w'E'd Leef said:
I'm sure Stephanie is a nice lady and everything, but she is so motherfucking boring that it boggles the mind. Weird to think that someone so dull was into being savagely bummed by some Casper pagans
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Reminds me of the video of A-Log reacting to the Julay vid.

Did she have such a bad day moping about that she decided to shit this out so she'd feel better? How can she call him repulsive and act like she's above him when all she's known for is fucking him? I couldn't even watch her entire reaction because she's such a boring daft cow.
 
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I know many people aren't going to agree with this and I'm not trying to white knight her. But seeing how Josh often brings up stephanie and his weird "you can have my sloppy seconds" ownership over her, I don't see the problem with Stephanie trying to get some views off of him. Especially considering that her audiance consists of cool cobras who are consistently asking for cobra related content and the discord weens she still talks to are probably suggesting her to do reaction videos. And if she wants to supplement her 40- 50 hour mcdondals paycheck with some reactions, hey, all power to her. She should at least get a few dollars out of dating Josh.

And all in all I find her presence amusing in that it will trigger a response or lashing out from Josh, one way or another, even if its brought on by an alcoholic depressive episode.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Not a good look to seem bitter about a boyfriend you had over 5 years ago.
She also sounds like a marble mouthed retard.
Her and Cobra really would be perfect together.
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Q_Anon1001 said:
I know many people aren't going to agree with this and I'm not trying to white knight her. But seeing how Josh often brings up stephanie and his weird "you can have my sloppy seconds" ownership over her, I don't see the problem with Stephanie trying to get some views off of him. Especially considering that her audiance consists of cool cobras who are consistently asking for cobra related content and the discord weens she still talks to are probably suggesting her to do reaction videos. And if she wants to supplement her 40- 50 hour mcdondals paycheck with some reactions, hey, all power to her. She should at least get a few dollars out of dating Josh.

And all in all I find her presence amusing in that it will trigger a response or lashing out from Josh, one way or another, even if its brought on by an alcoholic depressive episode.
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Yeah, between Cobraverse encouraging her and Jord himself going on drawn out tantrums over her at the drop of a hat, I don't feel like she's on the same level as him.
 
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Not a good look to seem bitter about a boyfriend you had over 5 years ago.
She also sounds like a marble mouthed retard.
Her and Cobra really would be perfect together.
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As ill thought out as it is, she likely assumes she can up her sub count and become a khantent creator by shitting on Cobes. She clearly watches reaction channels and it was painfully obvious she was acting like she thinks they act. She explicitly states in the vid she's open to doing more reactions, even going full inception and offering to react to his reaction to her initial reaction. She's dumb as shit, but it's clear one doesn't need to be smart to be a "youtuber".
 
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This is going to make for some good content but pretending not to be a loser doesn't make her any less of a loser. The way she talked about Cobes was pretty garbage. Sure, he's an idiot but he's not a bad guy. Its one thing for trolls to roast him for being ridiculous, but she's purposefully trying to hurt the guy for a few thousand views.
 
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Grift Garrison said:
This is going to make for some good content but pretending not to be a loser doesn't make her any less of a loser. The way she talked about Cobes was pretty garbage. Sure, he's an idiot but he's not a bad guy. Its one thing for trolls to roast him for being ridiculous, but she's purposefully trying to hurt the guy for a few thousand views.
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Not to put on the ol Mad Hat or anything but arguably Jord is a relatively rotten guy, just made fairly ineffective in his scumbaggery due to his retardation. The shit he blurts out when enraged at whatever minor annoyance befalls him strikes me as someone who would be a lot more... assertive in his sleaze if not for the threat of consequences.
 
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