Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[kingcobradev]

Hey sorry for offtopicish post but I really liked making videos for the subreddit, I was on a streak of posting dozens of them and I know cobros liked them so I'm feeling guilty for wiping them from the net by deleting my reddit account. I did the "boys are back in town" and "heavy is the head that wears one of the seven crowns of hell" vids among others. Should I just start a new reddit account and wait a couple months building karma to post a compilation or can someone from here repost a compilation if I share it? Pls don't hit me. I can't just throw them on youtube because they include lots of copyrighted music which only reddit vid posts seem to allow. I can PM anyone willing to help, thanks.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That and they know Cobes is streaming to hundreds of people who micro analyze his life. Even if they were stealthy with it, they can just wait until Josh isn't streaming or come back when he isn't.

this guy doesn't know what streaming is. he started to talk about illegal drugs on one of cobra's streams. he's old and fried what's left of his brain on drugs.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I'm watching this king cobra jfs best of 2021 and he doxed this kid and than blamed the kid. When the kid said you can't blame others for you putting your phone to the screen with my number on it, Josh hung up. Does anyone happen to have his phone number? I'd like to call him and ask him about self accountability. Also watching this best of video it's clear this guy is a real piece of work, why does Courtney Neidt defend him? Does she chat with these tards to feel better about being a middle aged drunk lady that pulls her tits out when she's had a few too many?

Don't contact Lolcows

Hey sorry for offtopicish post but I really liked making videos for the subreddit, I was on a streak of posting dozens of them and I know cobros liked them so I'm feeling guilty for wiping them from the net by deleting my reddit account. I did the "boys are back in town" vid among others. Should I just start a new reddit account and wait a couple months building karma to post a compilation or can someone from here repost a compilation if I share it? Pls don't hit me.

This isn't reddit if you want to post Cobra content here go ahead. There's no reason why you would have to post something on Reddit and have it linked here, post here or don't

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I guess he isn't streaming no more. just uploading them instead

 

[kingcobradev]

if you want to post Cobra content here go ahead

Hmmm yeah. Why not? This thread seems pretty active honestly even more than the sub. Maybe I'll do that and if anyone wants to repost it on reddit that'd be cool too... I can't delete my stupid question now. If I post again it will be vids. The less I speak the better. Thanks.

Going to forgo compilations and just repost OC.
Pls post/share to all cobros anywhere!

The Boys Are Back In Town
streamable:
https://streamable.com/fyuc71

download:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/iie8x524n9w9gu1/Cobes-BoysBackInTown.mp4?dl=0

 

[RedRocket69]

If you don’t Support joshs Etsy store you support rape

And that's why I only buy the bootlegs. Much like his videos, Josh is the worst Cobes content creator

https://www.redbubble.com/shop/kingcobrajfs+t-shirts

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Although he moves kind of sketchy, his movements indicate someone getting ready to leave (patting pocket, zipping up.) If he would have put something in his pocket, he would have had to raise up his sweater a bit more. That and they know Cobes is streaming to hundreds of people who micro analyze his life. Even if they were stealthy with it, they can just wait until Josh isn't streaming or come back when he isn't.

Even if you did have his number, I think at this point he only answers to people whose number are in his contacts or he recognizes. Plus it would be a waste of time as speaking to him will be like speaking to a brick wall. and yup Courtney is just a person with too much free time on her hands, who tries to befriend people online and takes a liking to people like josh.

Rewatch the footage; something definitely is missing when he leaves the bench, but I think it just might have been something insignificant, like a lighter, and potentially something the guy set there himself pre-stream.

 

[kingcobradev]

2 more for tonight. Catch you cool cobras later.
Pls post/share to all cobros anywhere!

Heavy Is The Head That Wears One of The Eight Crowns of Hell
streamable:
https://streamable.com/q9cjmo

download:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lk0q8lsv6960n5q/Cobes-HeavyIsTheHead.mp4?dl=0

Beautiful World
streamable:
https://streamable.com/483www

download:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/itqv52cejkrq19h/Cobes-BeautifulWorld.mp4?dl=0

 

[VeronicaDunham]

How many more videos are we gonna get with the Stewie shirt?

 

[January Cyst]

I guess Josh has to take what he can get when it comes to in-person contacts.
He doesn't go anywhere so socializing with his fellow tenants is about the only option he has.
For those who don't know, Cobes lives in an apartment complex that's almost exclusively inhabited by vulnerable people, be it drug addicts, the mentally ill or other people on the dole.
They even have an on-site foodbank according to the infos posted in this thread around the time he moved, that fact alone (and that they accepted Josh with his track record) should tell you something.

 

[TurdFondler]

almost exclusively inhabited by vulnerable people, be it drug addicts, the mentally ill or other people on the dole.

 

[Chandler Bing]

I know plenty of compulsive liars, but what they never seem to do is come up with lies that make themselves look bad or throw themselves under the bus for no reason. They get themselves in trouble with lies, but not purposefully. Sure, his story of cigarette fiending pregnant prostitutes would be the type of lie a compulsive liar might say to a friend for cool guy points or whatever but not to their girlfriend. It would be like going to the cops and making up a lie that you shoplifted something you didn't.

In the end these people are just here for our entertainment imo. With or without the farms I get a kick out of people trying to blow smoke up my ass.

Hopefully you get a kick out of it too.

 

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This is some really gay art lol

 

[ohforfoxache]

This is some really gay art lol

Apparently it's a statue honoring oil field workers.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Apparently it's a statue honoring oil field workers.

Homedad Clint-approved, gnomesayin

 

[What the shit]

So I watch moistcritikal and in a recent video he reacted to Cobes infamous peanut butter, jelly and mayonnaise burger and I'm curious if any of you are willing to try such an awkward combinations of food, and I'm curious how Cobes can eat such a disgusting combination of grease and manufactured chemicals?

 

[Baby Cakes]

So I watch moistcritikal and in a recent video he reacted to Cobes infamous peanut butter, jelly and mayonnaise burger and I'm curious if any of you are willing to try such an awkward combinations of food, and I'm curious how Cobes can eat such a disgusting combination of grease and manufactured chemicals?

Fuck no. He genuinely does not know how to cook because he doesn't follow recipes. He has to eat what he makes because he already spent the money. An example would be the spicy noodles he made a la Cobra - he munched on those for a few days before throwing them out. I'm sure he'll be eating those well done steak strips for a couple of days. He used actual steak instead of cubed round cut into strips.

 

[TurdFondler]

The peanutbutter, jelly and mayo burger is edible. You'd have to be hungry but it's just like a white trash foodie version of a gourmet burg.

If it was sold as a smashburger with chutney, peanut sauce and aioli there'd be retards lining up for it. This is a hill I'm willing to die on.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

This is some really gay art lol

Looks heavily inspired by Tom of Finland.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

eating pizza with the old meth head. Also the old man admits that he smokes dabs with cobra.

Dave looks like he'd kill Cobes for that pizza.

Another Best of, but the intro alone makes it worthy.