Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Rumply4Skyn said:
You can take Zzzquil daily
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You absolutely should not be taking Zzzquil daily. I don't care what the advertisements say about it being non habit forming and totally safe. It's not. It's just Benadryl, which you should only use when necessary. If you really can't sleep that bad maybe see a doctor.
 
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mdrop22 said:
You absolutely should not be taking Zzzquil daily. I don't care what the advertisements say about it being non habit forming and totally safe. It's not. It's just Benadryl, which you should only use when necessary. If you really can't sleep that bad maybe see a doctor.
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Dunno dude, Jacob Baugh seemed to love it and created good content.

Diphenhydramine users are a strange sect. Josh has been told about potential risks from abusing DPH.

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
Dublin is a city in Ireland. Instead of Count Dracula, he said Count Dublin, which makes the vampire Irish.
There's really not much to get. Give our boggy boy a break, he had a long night of drinking.
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The Irish part is a signifier to Beckett and Joyce’s - stream of consciousness. The joke relates to our own interior flow of comedic ideas, that haunt our skullscape continually.

Josh is critiquing comedic content by recording these personal reflections; making us the viewer be challenged and attempt to address the structure of what was told.
 
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How long has the dark Lord been abusing zzzquil? Because check this out:
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This is a really interesting post by Josh posted on the subreddit. People have assumed that the katana he got as a gift to someone was intended to be a birthday gift to Ellen since her birthday falls on January.

It seems like Ellen was possibly made aware of this, and tried to send a message to Josh through her parents or something. And he pulled this "several hundred dollars" out of his ass as a way to cope. People on reddit were saying that it was Courtney who put the idea in his head. I'm not sure she's such a puppet master as the subreddit likes to paint her, and I doubt even she would believe this.
 
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How long has the dark Lord been abusing zzzquil? Because check this out:
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I think it’s way WAY more likely he has a abused or will start abusing over the counter medicines than him doing hard drugs that would have serious criminal ramifications. The guys a giant pussy who is scared to death of the police finding out he smokes weed. “Only in Colorado”.

However zzzquil is totally legal toobs and you can buy it at Walmart when you pick up your 4 bottles of huffing cologne

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This is a really interesting post by Josh posted on the subreddit. People have assumed that the katana he got as a gift to someone was intended to be a birthday gift to Ellen since her birthday falls on January.

It seems like Ellen was possibly made aware of this, and tried to send a message to Josh through her parents or something. And he pulled this "several hundred dollars" out of his ass as a way to cope. People on reddit were saying that it was Courtney who put the idea in his head. I'm not sure she's such a puppet master as the subreddit likes to paint her, and I doubt even she would believe this.
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Literally anything that ever happens is somehow because of Courtney on that sub, I wouldn’t take any stock in what they’re saying.

“This is 100% all Courtney’s doing”

“Shit really? How’d you find out? Was there leaked discord dms I missed or something?”

“Bro it’s just obvious dood why are you defending her dood it’s clear it’s her because… it just is okay?!”

It could just as easily be any number of the people who incessantly text him day in and day out feeding him these stories for a laugh
 
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The REAL MagnaRyuu said:
It could just as easily be any number of the people who incessantly text him day in and day out feeding him these stories for a laugh
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Yeah, people feed him these types of stories constantly, so it wasn't as much as who told him. But what event might have triggered this specific response and for him to believe it Since it wasn't him saying that stephanie got paid hundreds to male videos about him, but he was specific in saying to mess interfere with his love life. Anyways I hope this leads to a good livestream
 
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I think it’s way WAY more likely he has a abused or will start abusing over the counter medicines than him doing hard drugs that would have serious criminal ramifications.
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100% agree

Cough syrup fits so neatly into the cobraverse I'm surprised no one picked up on it sooner. He's addicted to booze, energy drinks and tobacco. He's smoked orange peel because he thought it would get him high. We know he goes for spice. He's not the type to be able to manage an addiction and if he was on real downers he'd be pawning shit in 6 months to feed the addiction.

Cough syrup is gross as fuck, most of it has nauseants to make sure you feel gross or hurl at psychoactive doses, and if you do get high on it you'll 100% regret it the next day.

Cheap, OTC psychoactive with limited addictive properties TMDWU
 
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This is a really interesting post by Josh posted on the subreddit. People have assumed that the katana he got as a gift to someone was intended to be a birthday gift to Ellen since her birthday falls on January.

It seems like Ellen was possibly made aware of this, and tried to send a message to Josh through her parents or something. And he pulled this "several hundred dollars" out of his ass as a way to cope. People on reddit were saying that it was Courtney who put the idea in his head. I'm not sure she's such a puppet master as the subreddit likes to paint her, and I doubt even she would believe this.
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Dry spell cope. It's Stephanie's fault he can't get an of age goth gf now just like it was the trolls fault he couldn't get one and the trolls scared Summer away. Probably not Courtney, more likely he saw the Ellen comments, ranted away to himself for several hours and was already pissed off at Stephanie, then came to the conclusion that it was all her fault.
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
He looks so defeated
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Shocker, wands weren't shipped on Friday, he is going to do it Monday instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tVVMVxM9Y0

He also tried to play 4d chess and claims he knew that the troll didn't actually pay her 3400 dollars. So someone must have fed him the story and he fell for it. If it was one of his "delusions" he would be bending over backwards claiming its real.
 
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Queen Of The Harpies said:
I don't get it
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eaglesfan665 said:
i laughed. 10/10 joke

Up tubes? It's your boy king cobra --mm Goddammit I still got a little bit of that ear infection left. I'll keep fighting it until it goes away. *sniff* Anyways, I'm feeling a little bit better but uh, you wanna hear a joke, YouTube? *cracks Mtn Dew like a boss* Did you hear about the Irish vampire? His name was Count Dublin. *sips* Yeah *pause* I thought of that when I was in bed this morning just waking up and I was like "That's funny shit" *sips*
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Buffalo Chicken Sandwich said:
f the drama
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Trolls trying to cause drama between him and Stephanie. Fuck the drama. He’s making ribs. Will post the wands on Monday and make more wands.
Says he’s aware that Stephane isn’t being paid by the trolls. Trolls are trying to start drama between him and Stephanie. It’s dumb YouTube.
He uploaded another short video after those ones:
What kind of peanut spies on you when you’re in the shower? A pecan.
Here's the stream from Wednesday:
Start:
He bought a samurai sword as a birthday gift for someone but won’t say who for.
2:30:
Shills Tactical soap and his PO box. Shout out to the fan who bought the wands. Shills his PayPal. Shills his Customized Girl store.
4:10:
Plugs the website he bought the sword from. #notasponsor
5:07:
Opens the box. Kobes appreciates the packaging TMDWU. Still won’t sya who the sword was for, it’s none of your business. Shows off his new pocket knife he got for Christmas and shills the site he bought the sword again.
8:17:
Says Safari doesn’t support his camera. It is what it is YouTube. Shills Tactical Soap, his PO box and PayPal.
9:50:
Talks about the site he bought the sword from. He’s going to re-wrap it as a birthday present just wants to check that it’s up to par. Sword reveal.
11:48:
Says it’s really sharp. Wraps the sword back up.
15:331:
Got a free magazine with the sword.
17:35:
Like the video if you like bitching swords. Says he’s been working on Satan’s Bell.
18:45:
Plays Satan’s Bell. Says the new Garage Band is picking up a lot of static. Back to playing the song. Can’t hear what he’s saying while the song is playing.
21:50:
Kobes hates mass shootings and rape. Plays another song from his album about how he hates, rape, suicide and mass shootings.
25:30:
Reads chat and answers questions from chat.
28:09:
Talks shit about Stephanie. Says she cheated on him too and he’s not jealous of her because she works in a crappy fast food job and he makes wands for a living.
30:25:
Trolls. Stephanie and his trolls are his biggest supporters.
31:45:
Has no beer. Doesn’t need to have beer to have a good time. Talks shit about Stephanie again.
32:54:
His new computer is bitching now that he has it figured out. Don’t harass Stephanie.
34:23:
Owning the trolls by showing that he can go live with his new computer TWU.
35:39:
Talks about his eye surgery. Kobes likes Bam Margera, says he’s a cool dude. He’s just responding to questions from chat.
38:32:
Talks shit about Stephanie again. You’re not even the real Kelly Osborne!
41:00:
Kobes supports LGBT. Says he’s turn off slow mode if someone gives his $40 in his PayPal. Talks about his Ozzy knuckles. Chrome supports his camera so he can go live on Chrome.
43:50:
Talks about his last rib cooking video. Kobes has a job he sells wands and Tactical Soap. Back to talking shit about Stephanie. Says Stephanie nearly fucked Megan and Damien’s son. TMDNWU. Says he wants to buy an Ozzy NFT.
47:45:
Bans someone for talking shit about Ozzy. Says he’s done talking about that bitch on his streams, talking about Stephanie.
48:50:
Has a new potion time glass on his Customized Girl store. Talking shit about Stephanie. Reading chat.
51:53:
Shills his Customized Girl store and Tactical Soap.
53:05:
There are more important things than sex and it’s not hard for women to get laid. Shows off his new boxes of Tactical Soap. Wearing Tactical Soap is not about getting laid it’s about having confidence with the ladies. Shills Tactical Soap and the website he bought the sword from.
57:42:
Talks about trolls harassing George Bruno. Kobes doesn’t care if George Bruno is Christian because he’s a fellow pipe smoker. Shills Tactical Soap.
59:20:
Talks shit about Stephanie. Reading chat and responding to questions.
1:03:00:
Talking about music he likes and singing. One of his many talents is that he ca sing like the Beatles.
1:06:00:
Trolls. Stephanie needs to get over him. Says he’s done talking about her.
1:08:30:
One day Kobes will get laid by an of age, hot, alive, goth, cis-gendered lady and you will all be jealous.
1:09:05:
People stealing his ideas just like Stephanie.
1:10:01:
Dry spell cope and gender relations. He will get beer if he get’s money. Kobes is doing great in life despite muh autism. NFT wands are a waste of money. Shows off his wand. Trolls. NFT wands can’t cast actual spells. Responding to chat.
Chillin stream from Thursday:
Start:
He’s waiting on his wand money to transfer. Shout out to the people who donated to his PayPal. He ordered a green and black pipe and bought peach whiskey. Going to make this stream shorter than his previous one. Going to go to the Post Office and post the wands and check his PO box.
3:10:
Makes a drink combination with the peach whiskey and mountain dew. Says the next time he does vocal covers he will put the mic closer to his mouth so we can hear him. Shills his PayPal, Customized Girl and Tactical Soap.
5:25:
Can crush for the fans. Going to work on his album and get the wands in the mail today. Waiting patiently for his new pipe. Imagination argument of people saying he bought an expensive pipe but still hasn’t replaced Warlord’s phone.
9:23:
Puts on a Sydney Watson video for 2 seconds and shills Tactical Soap . Talks about when he smashed Warlord’s phone. Blames alcohol. Says Warlord was being an asshole but he was being a bigger asshole. Talks about the Sydney Watson stream with Jack Murphy. Back to the video for 2 seconds and talks about the fight with Warlord. Kobes still has his sleeping bag and Halloween mask. Warlord said he hasn’t done shit with his life but he sells wands and streams to 23k people on YouTube.
15:11:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sydney Watson is now 21 TWU. Talks about Jack Murphy. Repeat.
19:21:
Defending Sydney Watson from Jack Murphy. Back to the video. Parrots what’s said in the video. Talks about his Irish vampire joke and says it again. Talks about his new pipe. Back to the video
24:28:
Kobes’ advice to Jack Murphy is to think before you post. Says he’s a hypocrite for saying that. He’s still pissed someone recorded the fight with Warlord and leaked it. Shills Tactical Soap. Back to the video.
26:31:
Talks about Richie Reit’s stream the previous night. Trolls targeting him and his friends because they are special needs and impersonating celebrities he likes. Ozzy would laugh at his trolls. Talks about Ozzy and trolls. Cyberbullying. Talks about Richie having a stutter. Block, delete and ignore the trolls.
35:26:
Sniffs his arm and says mmm Tactical Soap. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about saying cunt. People are too sensitive. Kobes would only call a woman a cunt if she deserved it. Double standards in name calling, gender relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations.
41:15:
Talks about his drink combination. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video. Says be careful what you post on the internet. Shows off his wand. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Does a spell and talks about being careful about what you post on the internet. Shows off his wand again. Shout out to the fan who sent him the wood lathe. Back to the video.
46:50:
His ideal wand from Harry Potter. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talking about how Jack Murphy shouldn’t have written his cuck article if he didn’t want people to talk about it. Back to the video.
49:47:
YouTubers should always engage with their audience. Back to the video. Holocaust deniers are disgusting. Kobes supports Jewish celebrities. Apologizes for derogatory things he’s said about Jews. Jews weren’t the only ones killed in the holocaust. Complains about Christians. Back to the video.
56:64:
No offence to the Jews but people only talk about the Jews who were killed in the holocaust, what about all the witches who were murdered and they also killed autistics and gypsies in the holocaust. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Trolls pretending to be Homedad Clint and trolling George Bruno. Talks about getting kicked out of Frosty’s. Kobes flashed his knife because he has the right to defend himself as an autistic.
1:04:40:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trolls. Kobes prefers to drink at home alone instead of drinking in bars. Talking about getting kicked out of Frosty’s again. Talks about going to Frosty’s with Stephanie. Says trolls are trying to start drama between him and Stephanie. Trolls.
1:09:53:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Says Jack Murphy should have addressed his boundaries before the stream. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Assertiveness bad. Shout out to the fans who donated to his PayPal, talks about the pipe he bought. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about how George Bruno handled trolls pretending to be Homedad Clint. Talks about when he was on George Bruno’s stream. Back to the video.
1:16:07:
Talks about Chaturbate. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Misunderstandings suck, Kobes will drink to that. Talks about snow. He wrapped up the sword. Back to the video.
1:19:20:
Don’t post embarrassing things on Social Media. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Talks about his drink combination and other drinks he likes. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Defending Sydney Watson. Trolls on Richie’s stream. Says he got some copyright strikes on his last stream but the video is still playable TWU. Talks about his drink combination. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sometimes people don’t agree with your opinion. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video.
1:24:30:
Back to the video. Trolls. Talks about his drink combination. Back to the video for 2 seconds. If you’re going to exist as an entity on the internet you have to understand that not everyone will know your backstory. Talks about trolls pretending to be Homedad Clint.
1:32:08:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Simp shaming. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Think before you speak and think before you post. Says he’s feeling tipsy and he doesn’t want to get drunk because it’s not professional. Not an alcoholic. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Dealing with trolls. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Trolling and back stories. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Jack Murphy shouldn’t have written the article in the first place. Back to the video.
1:40:00:
Parrots what’s said in the video. People worship him and expect him to be perfect apparently. Tactical Soap. Axe body spray. Ignore the haters. Scenarios of hate comments on YouTube. RIP Betty White.
1:45:25:
Piss break. Makes a drink combination of the peach whiskey and A&W root beer. Messes with the bottle cork. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Stirs his drink with his wand. Be careful what you post on the internet because it can come back to haunt you. Back to the video.
1:54:00:
Taxes and SSDI. Trolls prevent him from getting a real job. Kobes is a starving artist. Back to the video. Talks about Elijah Shaeffer. Kobes will be 31 in 2 months. Watches the rest of the video and ends the stream.

Saving the 5 hour stream for later.
 
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