Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

🕰️but I'm noticing Jord seems to have been rejected by Ellen again, according to the subreddit. Do any pictures of her unedited face exist? For as long as she's been around I don't think anyone has posted her face without blanking chunks of it. If it's to keep a civilian out of the line of fire, as it were, I find it weird she'd be protected when others generally aren't. Do any of you have any insight on this?
 
For as long as she's been around I don't think anyone has posted her face without blanking chunks of it. If it's to keep a civilian out of the line of fire, as it were, I find it weird she'd be protected when others generally aren't. Do any of you have any insight on this?
It happens with other lolcows. For example, with Chris, The wallflower was doxxed and then people went to save her identity but they were okay with doxxing others for no reason. It’s all random but some people usually try to protect women more than men.
 
🕰️but I'm noticing Jord seems to have been rejected by Ellen again, according to the subreddit. Do any pictures of her unedited face exist? For as long as she's been around I don't think anyone has posted her face without blanking chunks of it. If it's to keep a civilian out of the line of fire, as it were, I find it weird she'd be protected when others generally aren't. Do any of you have any insight on this?

The waitress was found quickly because she qas friends with warlord and had the bar listed as her place of work. If I remember correctly, Ellen locked down her Facebook pretty quickly, put in picture that wasn't of her and altered her name a bit for a while. I even thought that the picture of Ellen in the dark pink shirt wasn't actually her, but a place holder that the community adopted. She probably kept him on a relatively short leash and didn't let him take selfies with her.

As far as I know there's no confirmation that she's rejected him as of yet, but he seemed extra pouty and thin skinned these last 2 days. He does seem to get extra pouty about his "crush" near her birthday and valentines day.
 
🕰️but I'm noticing Jord seems to have been rejected by Ellen again, according to the subreddit. Do any pictures of her unedited face exist? For as long as she's been around I don't think anyone has posted her face without blanking chunks of it. If it's to keep a civilian out of the line of fire, as it were, I find it weird she'd be protected when others generally aren't. Do any of you have any insight on this?
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Here's the 5 hour stream:



Start:
Says he was just live with Richie Reit and to check out his channel. Trolls are manipulating Stephanie to start drama between her and him. Trolls. Kobes only subscribed to her channel to support her and keep peace between them. Reading chat.
3:25:
Kobes hates Justin Bieber but he doesn’t have a subreddit dedicated to hating him. Kobes doesn’t have any ill will towards any of his exes. Talks about his ribs from his cooking video. Shills his Customized Girl store. Says Stephanie is obsessed with getting attention and views and so of course she believes the trolls. Trolls. Says he has seen screen shots proving trolls are trying to start drama with him and Stephanie. Reads chat.
9:29:
Says Stephanie could be obsessed with him or she could be jealous of his YouTube fame. Says he cares about all of his exes. Reads chat and answers questions from chat.
13:25:
Won’t say who the sword is for. Talks about goth Felicia. He shows off the earring he got from her. Says he’s going to get Darfliny a sword for his birthday. Shills Tactical Soap and his Customized Girl store. Reading chat. Gender relations and shaving products.
18:57:
Says he’s not responding to Stephanie’s videos any more and the trolls are paying her to start drama. Tactical Soap. Only going to have 2 more beers. Reading chat. Speaking of vodka, shout out to Betty White RIP. Says Betty White was in a nursing home that she hated and that he would never put his parents in a nursing home when they get that old he’ll take care of them.
23:54:
Moar alcohol. Makes a drink combination of Bud Light and Mountain Dew. Says he doesn’t have access to his chat now. Doesn’t wish any bad or ill intent for his exes but they are exes for a reason and something better will come along. Talking about how he is drama free on YouTube until this Stephanie drama.
27:45:
Talking about how he’s working on getting control of his drinking. Beer piss.
29:20:
Returns. Says he’ll turn off chat for his next stream and talks about trolls in the chat when he was on Richie’s stream earlier. Says Courtney and others sent him screen shots of trolls trying to pay Stephanie to stir up drama. Says he’ll do vocal covers after he has another beer.
32:56:
Talks about the fight with Warlord and breaking his phone. He says the fight was disgusting but the person who recorded the fight and leaked it is worse. Talks about being a celebrity. He would have given Warlord Tactical Soap. He doesn’t wish any ill intent towards Warlord but he’s still pissed about the fight. Says Warlord doing meth explains a lot of his actions and is probably why his life isn’t going well. Says people have offered meth to him but it isn’t his scene. Says Warlord broke his baby mama’s TV. When will Kobes replace his phone, well when will Warlord replace his baby mama’s TV. Says Warlord hit on him and shudders.
43:00:
Warlord said he hasn’t done shit with his life but he has his wand business and Warlord was his apprentice. Can’t see chat. Shills Tactical Soap.
45:12:
Says to Stephanie don’t let the trolls manipulate you into starting drama. Talks about YouTube hiding dislikes. Kobes doesn’t harass celebrities he doesn’t like. Repeats that he’s not going to respond to Stephanie any more. He’s still salty though. Tactical Soap.
52:27:
Talks about an Autistic person he watches on YouTube. Talks about his drink combination. Bald cope.
1:00:12:
Scenario of having a shower with his of age girlfriend and farting. Talking about farting in the shower.
1:03:45:
Plugs in his headphones and mutes himself. Leaves.
1:05:17:
Returns. Still muted. Vocal cover but muted.
1:10:54:
Now we can hear the music but he’s still muted and doing vocal covers.
1:15:26:
Muted vocal cover to Hey Jude.
1:20:53:
Muted vocal cover of I can’t help falling in love with you
1:21:39:
Kobes unmuted himself.
1:25:35:
Talking about getting copyright strikes. Moar beer. Tactical Soap.
1:26:57:
This is the entertainment part of the video. Vocal cover Hurt.
1:32:14:
Beer piss
1:33:22:
Returns. Vocal cover Strangers in the night. Brags about being able to sing like Frank Sinatra.
1:34:24:
Vocal cover White Christmas. Says Cobra are you trying to seduce my grandmother with this singing and decides to sing something more modern.
1:42:46:
Brags about how good he can sing and complains about copyright strikes. Brags about his Danny Filth shriek.
1:45:36:
Vocal cover All of me.
1:51:32:
Moar beer. Talks about how he used copy Backstreet Boys dance moves to impress chicks when he was in school. He likes the Backstreet Boys but doesn’t want to admit it. Bragging about his singing voice. Kobes is stunning and brave for singing Backstreet Boys on YouTube.
1:57:58:
Troll freestyle. Sings I want it that way but about trolls sucking his cock.
1:59:56:
Vocal cover I want it that way
2:04:51:
Beer piss.
2:06:10:
Returns. Vaping. Talking about his e liquid. Coof coof. Imagination argument with trolls. Kobes is entertaining the masses. He has to do mainstream songs for the views. Talks about his ribs from his cooking video. Says he’s going to get the wands in the mail tomorrow. Shows off his wand and says he’s mastered his craft. He needs to rest his voice after this vocal cover. Talks about taking zzzquil for his ear infection. He sleeps with his wand lol.
2:19:08:
Moar beer. Kobes gets lost entertaining his fans. Talks about trolls, Ozzy and Cradle of Filth and shows off his tattoos. Says her sister knows a tattoo artist who said they would give him a tattoo in exchange for a wand. Shows off his jacket. Says he still has his old ZRT vest. Bragging about how good he wrapped the sword. Talking about being a famous YouTuber. Talks about the sword again. Shills the website he bought the sword from.
2:31:15:
Kobes sings John Legend, Bruno Mars and James Blunt because that’s the kind of music chicks like. Vape, coof. Talks about the e-liquid he’s vaping. Talks about not smoking indoors and how nice his current apartment is. His landlord is a fan of his videos. Says the last time he paid his rent his landlord said they can’t believe they rent to the King Cobra JFS.
2:37:00:
Vocal cover When I was your man.
2:43:44:
Beer piss.
2:45:20:
Moar beer. Not an alcoholic. Taking a break from vocal covers.
2:46:33:
Gets his leftover ribs. Yukbang.
2:53:10:
Eating and talking about bullying. Vegans.
2:58:52:
Shows the bones from the ribs. Moar beer. Talks about how he loves meat and doesn’t like vegetables. Trolls. Tactical Soap. No more vocal covers tonight because he’s still getting over his ear infection and head cold and doesn’t want to damage his vocal chords.
3:09:15:
Says if he gets to 300 likes he will drink two more beers before he eds the stream. Talks about his vocal covers. Says he will do ring of fire if he gets 344 likes. Says he’s going to get Darfliny a sword for his birthday.
3:14:35:
Dry spell cope. Spicy food. Kobes got high from eating spicy food with Homeboy Scotty. Bragging about how he can eat spicy food. Pepper sperging.
3:26:20:
Vocal cover Ring of fire.
3:29:12:
Beer piss.
3:31:37:
Returns. Moar beer. Shows off the iguana hot sauce. Says he has a ‘prethora’ of hot sauces including ones he got for Christmas. Does a shot of the hot sauce. Hot sauce is hot dramatics.
3:40:27:
Blows his nose and farts at the same time.
3:42:57:
Makes a drink combination of Bud Light and Mountain Dew. Says he wasn’t trying to be melodramatic the sauce was spicy. Brings out his zzzquil. Takes a double dose of zzzquil on stream TMDNWU. Brags about his immune system. Talks about the hot sauce.
3:53:49:
Says even if his ear infection is gone he’ll finish off the bottle of zzzquil and save the other bottle for if he needs it. How to treat a cold from Dr. Cobra. Talks about the tobacco fans sent him.
3:57:27:
Shows off his trench coat his friend Kenny gave him. Says he has wicked farts. Can’t smoke indoors. How to smoke a pipe. Blames trolls for getting evicted from his old apartment. Health benefits of spicy food again.
4:04:17:
Shout out to Warlord for giving him his pipe. He bought a new pipe. Pipe snobs.
4:07:36:
Beer piss.
4:09:20:
Returns. Says he’s feeling drunk now. Talks about the sword and brags about how well he wrapped it. Won’t say who the sword is for. Pepper sperging again.
4:23:40:
Smoke break.
4:27:28:
Returns.
4:32:21:
Vocal cover Smooth.
4:37:43:
Beer piss.
4:38:50:
Returns. Finishing his beer. Checks his PayPal. Shout outs to people who gave him money. He will post the wands and buy alcohol.
4:48:05:
Moar beer. Not an alcoholic. Trolls. Not going to pass out on stream. Going to sleep after the stream. Doesn’t need alcohol to stream toobz. Struggling to finish his beer.
5:02:09:
Has to shit but will wait until he ends the stream. Shills Tactical Soap. He drank a 12 pack between this stream and Richie’s stream. Finishes his beer. SUBSCRIBE FOR MORE.
Here's the Richie Reit stream he was on:
 
Hopefully Cobes never finds datura.
"Shoutout to the fan for sending me this da...datura... D̶̲̮͖͖͔̫͆̾̄̑͐ǫ̸̮͍̜̦̝̱̮̟͓͇̿͂̓́͘͜͠n̵̢̨̠̼͉͕̲̬̺̠̯̺̰̺̽̄͊̐̎͑̀̌̀̈̿̎̎͊͝'̸̧̛͎̻͚̰̠̭̬͓͈̃̆̅͂͛̓̓͆̐́̍̓͘̕t̷̨̫̬͙̬̗̣͓̠̆͑͗̈̍͛͐̈́̾͛͜͜͜ ̵͓̹̪̜̞̜̜̺͈̩̂̑̑̈͝k̴̢̼͇͚̞̙͓̞͛̓̔͋̐͛̈́̾̈́̿̓̕̕̕̕͝͝ṋ̶̢̢̨̧̯̟͚̻͎̯͇̳͈͖̘̓͂o̶̖͓̼̙̼͊̓̋͐͂̿̌͆́ͅw̴̡͙͎͛͌͋͊̒͑̌̆͛͗̓̿̈̉͝͠ ̷͖̖͇̠͙̻̳̳̻͖̂̍͗́̈̏̑̀w̸̢̛̬̘̥̬̤̙͈͔͎̘̓̓̇͐̑̓̀̎͛̽̇͂̈́̆ͅḩ̵̭̮͙̣̝̬͕͚͇͓̃̐̇̑̄̌̔̌̍̿̎̕͝a̶̞̫͒̈́͒̂̓̑͊͐̓͒͑̎̈́̽̕̕͘t̴̢̛̺͍̩̖̘̘͌̊̆̎͑̈͒̓̉̊̚͘͠ͅ ̴̲̱̦̫̪̲̺̆̑͂̀̿́̅̏̈͛́̑̊̽̀̅̚ĩ̶̡̖̠̣̜̝̬̱͍̝̤͆̂͐̂͆͛͊̕̚t̸̥͂͗̄̋͆͐̇͌̀̍͝͝͠ ̵̡̡̠͈̳̺̝̖̫̝͉̲̀̉͜î̷͙̦̞̼̼̟̦̗̠̹͓s̸̜͈̝̫̽̉̋̋̃̋̑̔̌̏͑̃ b̷͈͉͈͌́̑̓̾͑̍͝ȗ̵̝̰̭͙̯̏͌̓̔̀͑̊̐̅̆͛̄ṫ̵̹̦ͅ ̶̨̛̪͖͇̭̤̣̋̿í̷̧̝͓̜̖̼̰͇̾̔̏̃̂͛̀t̴̝̮̙̱̻̯̥̖̏̓̓͆̈́̀͋͗̍̈́͐̌͘'̷̡̹͙̪͈̰̱͇̥͉͙̖̬͉̺͊̚̕͝š̸̨̡̨̥̘̫̹͙̠̺̬̱̱̰͆̇̽̀́̚͘ͅͅ ̵̳͓͇̬̱͖̈́͆̇̉̿̐͆̍̋͠͠͠ͅṕ̸̧̭̬̀̀̇̚r̷̗̬̮̫̥̹̻͋͋͆͆̄͛̔̽̓̏͑͒̆̎̍̕͝ȩ̸̨̛̙͍͎̗̟̫̟͈̤͕̝̈̍̈̐̋͋̅̏̇̌̓̋͗̽̏ẗ̶̟̩́̾́͂͛̂̈́͐͘ṱ̶̡̦̬̜̹̜̘̤̈́̂̽͒̃̌́͜͜͠y̴̡̘̞͉͆̓̈́̓̚͜ ̶̡̬̤͚̗̃͑̀́̓͛̾͑s̴̫͇͕̔̿̈͒w̵̛͚̣͖̣̩̰̺͓̮̭̔̆͐̔͗̊͒̒͋̍̌̈́́̚e̴̩͖͊̎̒̊̌̀̌̈́ḙ̸̓̃̔̀̌̊̀͐͐̓̋͋͜ț̷̩͖̞̗̺͉͎͖̈͘
 
Hopefully Cobes never finds datura.
If someone sent him datura and he smoked it that would be game over
I just hope he would be smarter than that

I also used to think snails was an unfunny faggot but seeing him put youtube mods on blast is funny ngl

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Is it a requirement of modding for josh that you have to copy his dental hygiene?
 
If someone sent him datura and he smoked it that would be game over
I just hope he would be smarter than that

I also used to think snails was an unfunny faggot but seeing him put youtube mods on blast is funny ngl

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Is it a requirement of modding for josh that you have to copy his dental hygiene?
Is she wearing a hajib? ☪
 
Hopefully Cobes never finds datura.
If Cobes ever did a serious hallucinogen I think he’d have a moment of clarity with ego death and be no more. He’d go in KingCobraJFS and come out the other side as Joshua Saunders. He’d shave his head and beard, throw out his entire wardrobe and get new clothes from winners, delete his YouTube channel, burn his wands, swear off alcohol and tobacco cold turkey and start working on a resume.
 
If Cobes ever did a serious hallucinogen I think he’d have a moment of clarity with ego death and be no more. He’d go in KingCobraJFS and come out the other side as Joshua Saunders. He’d shave his head and beard, throw out his entire wardrobe and get new clothes from winners, delete his YouTube channel, burn his wands, swear off alcohol and tobacco cold turkey and start working on a resume.
Nah. He's retarded enough and is involved enough with the "hippy" kind of burnouts he'd easily believe he was in some kind of alternate dimension or something.
 
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