Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The Southwest Strangla]

I seriously doubt this. Having some stupid unrealistic dream of living in a mansion as a millionaire with a smoking hot of age goth chick is not "wanting better for your life" material. It's just talking out your ass. If he was talking about realistic goals then maybe I would agree with you. But him believing he'll one day win a lottery he hardly ever plays doesn't mean shit. He has no desire to do anything but what we see on video everyday, the end. Why would he?

I agree. I always see people on the Reddit saying “deep down, he really wants to change and have a normal healthy life”. No he doesn’t. He would of done that years ago. But he’s a drugs addict and an alcoholic and he’s happy where he is. I don’t like it, but it’s his life. He can door dash his booze and Dave is there for anything else. He’s in boglin heaven

 

[Q_Anon1001]

sex (his almost pedo like fixation with kids)

I think this is the only part in your write up that I disagree with. Since I've never really seen him be fixated towards children. It looks like Josh's obsession to categorize his desirable woman as "of age " , "alive" , etc. Seems to be his attempt to thwart the trolls, but he goes about it in the most assburger ocd way possible.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Everyone saying clint does everything he can. That's the problem. Clint does the worst possible thing you can do for an addict. Enable them. Stop paying his bills for him. Let him handle his own money. Stop bailing him out when he's short on whatever he needs money for. Stop helping him ship out items for his business. Stop buying his food and paying for his laundry. Stop giving him computers so he can keep living in delusions. Coming from an exalcoholuc and addict. What Clint does for Josh makes him able to abuse himself. Let him face and solve his own consequences. Clint has actively helped get Cobes get to this point by constantly bailing hin out. And not giving him any ultimatums.

 

[Ol Drippy]

I like artistic Cobra fans, so I'm want to highlight on reddit user named u/andGalactus
I like what they make

Spoiler: Art

That's what's up

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

I like artistic Cobra fans, so I'm want to highlight on reddit user named u/andGalactus
I like what they make

Spoiler: Art

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The little boglim with the Ms. green belt buckle is amazing

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh v2]

I like artistic Cobra fans, so I'm want to highlight on reddit user named u/andGalactus
I like what they make

Spoiler: Art

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I'm sensing demonic energy from these drawings, very gothic m'lord!

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

has anyone else seen that youtube channel with the little gub gub snail man and his normal looking girlfriend? that's how I imagine a lot of the women that are interested in Jord they actively want to be part of a train wreck and maybe even are sexually attracted to gummo levels of squalor.

 

[TurdFondler]

Even if there was a Clintervention and cobes got sent to rehab or something, after he came out he'd end up right back in his bug throne and back to drinking.

 

[BallBuster]

I like artistic Cobra fans, so I'm want to highlight on reddit user named u/andGalactus
I like what they make

Spoiler: Art

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Anyone else getting Aqualung vibes from the first piece of art?

Spoiler: Aqualung

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I'm sensing demonic energy from these drawings, very gothic m'lord!

Most are not exactly flattering but would be a pretty legit tattoo. Not many people have strangers making detailed art with you as their subject — however unflattering it can be.

I gotta say though, fuck the goggly eye boglim. I don’t want him to go down in flames but everyone here is right — he can’t be stopped. I won’t send the fucker any money or buy his incel soap, but I will watch the ensuing train wreck.

Some people choose life. He chose toilet.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I like artistic Cobra fans, so I'm want to highlight on reddit user named u/andGalactus
I like what they make

Spoiler: Art

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I'm stealing one of those for my forum avi

Most are not exactly flattering but would be a pretty legit tattoo. Not many people have strangers making detailed art with you as their subject — however unflattering it can be.

I gotta say though, fuck the goggly eye boglim. I don’t want him to go down in flames but everyone here is right — he can’t be stopped. I won’t send the fucker any money or buy his incel soap, but I will watch the ensuing train wreck.

Some people choose life. He chose toilet.

I gotta agree. White knighting will only feed into his delusions and enable him. All we can do is hope he decides to get help. If someone were to help him, it won't be any of the redditors, Kiwis, or trolls. It's gonna be someone completely detached from the Cobraverse yet knows Cobes well enough to want to help him. He can step away from the internet, sure. But that won't solve all of his issues. The alcoholism, takeout addiction, etc. will still be there. We just won't be able to witness the spiral anymore.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I like artistic Cobra fans, so I'm want to highlight on reddit user named u/andGalactus
I like what they make

Spoiler: Art

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I know this guy, he's a real cool dude. He's got some other stuff I don't think he posted to the subreddit.

Spoiler

All we can do is hope he decides to get help.

I'd like to hope for that. It would be a really nice little finish at the end of this story, but we've seen what happens when people extend an olive branch out to Josh; He takes it, spray paints it and shoves it up his own ass while he calls you a troll. It's hard to have even a cursory sense of hope after seeing that two-three dozen times. Whoever can do that, you're a stronger soul than I am, god bless you.

I think....he'll wake up one morning and have a regular Josh kind of day, drinking from sunrise to sunset, he'll make some incel response video repeating the same things he said for god knows how many years. Next day, he'll be quiet. Couple of weeks of silence later and someone will find out he died in that fuckin' bug chair, choked on his own vomit after getting way too wasted and passing out in it with his head up, as he's want to do from time to time.

Clint's gunna write some big Facebook post about how much of a victim Josh was. How imperfect and yet gentle his soul was, how brave and courageous he was for living in a world that chastised him for "living the only way he knew how", how his alcoholism, and subsequently his death, was the cause of people harassing him on the internet and how he did the best he could for him.

It's not gunna end with a bang, it's gunna end with a predictable whimper. He's gunna leave this world the exact same way he came into it; Prematurely. It's depressing, I don't enjoy entertaining the idea but I can't help but think it's more likely than anything else.

 

[CerealKilla420]

So with the new rules forcing sales over $600 on Paypal to be reported to the IRS (I'm guessing requiring a 1099 form as well). How much money would Cobes have to make on wands/donations before he would put his SSI payments in jeopardy?

Some ween mentioned this on the comments of one of Cobra's uploads and ever since I have been concerned :/ - the day of the lolcow may soon be coming to an end.

edit: I googled it - (from the SSI '.gov' website) - "You can make up to $1,310 (per month) (or $2,190 if you are blind) in 2021 on Social Security Disability or your benefits will stop, which is known as Substantial Gainful Activity (SGA). During the trial work period, there are no limits on your earnings, but you cannot exceed the SGA amount."

I'm pretty sure cobra has gone over this before, and he announced earlier today on stream that he's planning to go all in on wand making... :/

edit: adding on

So it looks like if you exceed the above amounts in monthly earnings you trigger a "trail work" period in which a disability recipient tests their ability to work/support themselves. During the trial work period, if they make more than the above amount they basically "work out" of their disability payments and are no longer eligible. So Josh would theoretically get a warning from his social worker once he starts making too much wand money - at which point he will have to stop the wand production.

*someone please correct me if any of this is inaccurate

 

[Clint's Burden]

I'm pretty sure cobra has gone over this before, and he announced earlier today on stream that he's planning to go all in on wand making... :/

I wouldn't worry too much about that. I don't think Josh understands what it's like to go "all in" on anything.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

can’t wait for the lawsuit lol

 

[CerealKilla420]

how brave and courageous he was for living in a world that chastised him for "living the only way he knew how", how his alcoholism, and subsequently his death, was the cause of people harassing him

I wouldn't worry too much about that. I don't think Josh understands what it's like to go "all in" on anything.

I mean he isn't capable of keeping to it I've seen that over the years... But if he makes more than $1300/month just two times in a row he loses his disability. He sells his wands for $666 so he would only need to sell two of them per month, and I'm sure some psycho weens are already trying to get him kicked of SSI.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

How much money would Cobes have to make on wands/donations before he would put his SSI payments in jeopardy?

He will never consistently make enough money off wands to have it be a problem. The donations may be an issue. I have no clue how much he makes but I know begger on a street corner makes serious cash. We see small amounts but add this shit up and it may be problem.

Maybe he will face his own variation of a #thotaudit

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He will never consistently make enough money off wands to have it be a problem. The donations may be an issue. I have no clue how much he makes but I know begger on a street corner makes serious cash. We see small amounts but add this shit up and it may be problem.

Maybe he will face his own variation of a #thotaudit

Some believe it was over 2k a few times. However, with the charge backs, lol it took a lot of that away

 

[Gomgo22]

Thank you very much! I’ll edit it rn. also working on getting a copy of the stream that BB and Courtney fought in.

You're not even going to talk about how Games and Boglim Backup aka Boglim Chronicles, aka Sean Fusco, are dating. Legit have been in a relationship this entire time and you guys didn't know. They're so romantically involved that it leaks onto the streams. Idk how none of you are talking about this. Go ask Games, do it. Go ask him. GO ask him right now. Don't you also find it odd that Courtney and Boglim Backup, aka Boglim Chronicles, aka Sean Fusco's beef came out of nowhere and vanished in such a short period of time? IDK seems like a publicity stunt to me. I also don't like how Boglim uses his alt account, Bread Winner, to fake another relationship with Dani Filth WHO, btw is actually a woman that lives in the same town as Courtney, also bet you didn't know that. I find this all too convenient.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Go ask Games, do it. Go ask him. GO ask him right now.

@Games Is this true?