Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Dr. Jekyll said:
https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...Wolcott-St-Spc-2_Casper_WY_82601_M91861-20037

just got off the phone to the realtor apparently the last occupant killed his pregnant girlfriend by cutting the fetus out of her and then raped the corpse while high on meth. a fitting abode for josh. an absolute steal.
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Look.

As faggy as it sounds; I'd literally buy him this house if he agreed to let me rig it with cameras Big Brother style. I want to see how he behaves alone, if him doing baby talk at his toilet was any indication he's one hell of an exhibit.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
As faggy as it sounds; I'd literally buy him this house if he agreed to let me rig it with cameras Big Brother style. I want to see how he behaves alone, if him doing baby talk at his toilet was any indication he's one hell of an exhibit.
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With today's cameras and audio equipment, you could probably set it up without even telling him. KGB the whole place.
 
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Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut???
 
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I listened to the stream the other day on a long car trip again. (I save MATI "people" streams for special trips). Good stuff.

Josh later claimed that Casper police found his sex doll in the back of a meth monkey’s car who was allegedly trying to get scrap metal out of it, thus destroying it in the process. Josh admitted later that he destroyed the sex doll because he got angry after ripping its pussy during a ferocious fuck session. He blamed the doll’s poor quality and poor shipping.
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You left out the best part, where after being discovering that he dismembered and dumped the doll, he would not do such a thing to a real girl.

At times, Cobra feels like a bit like Tommy Tooter (weed smoking, filthy apartments), Chris (relics of fail, his pentagram ring is his own Curse-ye-ha-me-ha), and even Jace.

I'm surprised an address isn't listed in the OP. I was trying to triangulate where he might have lived from some of the brand names on his food, but for his part skim low moisture mozzarella cheese, I only saw Great Value (Walmart) and Lucerne (Albertsons), which both have stores on either end of town.
 
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Xarpho said:
I'm surprised an address isn't listed in the OP. I was trying to triangulate where he might have lived from some of the brand names on his food, but for his part skim low moisture mozzarella cheese, I only saw Great Value (Walmart) and Lucerne (Albertsons), which both have stores on either end of town.
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He lives in the Conquistador Apartments. I'm not sure if the actual apartment number is widely known or just kept within ween circles, but trolls have it.

Also this classy ride is sitting in front of the place as the default view on Google Street, signifying high end and respectable tenants.
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CerealKilla420 said:
Holy shit - $700/month for a 1-bedroom in that dump.

Man... Shit is fucked these days haha
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iirc it's one of those amenities included deals, which works out for him. He'd be retarded enough to leave the heat running and then open a window to smoke out of and let hundreds of dollars of electricity go out the window.
 
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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
iirc it's one of those amenities included deals, which works out for him. He'd be retarded enough to leave the heat running and then open a window to smoke out of and let hundreds of dollars of electricity go out the window.
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That's still way more expensive than I would have expected for what I assume is literally the shittiest apartment complex in Casper.

I'm assuming most of the residents are on some form of rent-reduction program? Does cobes recieve housing benefits or is it just paid for by SSI/Clint?
 
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CerealKilla420 said:
That's still way more expensive than I would have expected for what I assume is literally the shittiest apartment complex in Casper.

I'm assuming most of the residents are on some form of rent-reduction program? Does cobes recieve housing benefits or is it just paid for by SSI/Clint?
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His rent comes from his ssi. He should get around 800-1000 a month and I’m sure Clint is okay getting him some extra groceries.
 
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His rent comes from his ssi. He should get around 800-1000 a month and I’m sure Clint is okay getting him some extra groceries.
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How long can that hold up though? I know that SSI is supposed to replace the main chunk of earning from a low wage job but how long can Cobes afford to keep that sort of expenditure from rent to other expenses and can Clint keep up with the short fall?
 
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How long can that hold up though? I know that SSI is supposed to replace the main chunk of earning from a low wage job but how long can Cobes afford to keep that sort of expenditure from rent to other expenses and can Clint keep up with the short fall?
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He's mentioned his parents buy him groceries on the reg. I was always under the impression the SSI covered most of the rent and some of his food, and they were making up what wasn't covered by government gibs.
 
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How long can that hold up though? I know that SSI is supposed to replace the main chunk of earning from a low wage job but how long can Cobes afford to keep that sort of expenditure from rent to other expenses and can Clint keep up with the short fall?
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Idk we really don’t know a lot about of his finances, but ssi is around 800 a month and he said in the past that his rent is payed by it. He doesn’t eat a lot unless it’s from his parents/fans. He is always behind on other bills.

Lol this is great
 
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oprah old channels for your viewing pleasure - also lots of very old cobra content (this gives you an idea of just how long ol' one arm has been watching/grooming josh).

one of oprahs earliest channels... InReplyTo: Channel | Archive which he then migrated to
TheInternetDisease: Channel | Archive

his current account is AnonymousCasperWY but you all probably know that. you will see some very familiar faces if you check out who he features on his current channel https://www.youtube.com/c/AnonymousCasperWY/channels our very own museum and bitesize (who definetly isn't mountain wizards who just so happen to be featured too... (but not trappped featured eh).

one of my fave pieces of cobra content is actually here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIyUACl3beQ

i also found a bunch of his other socials (the man is prolific i will give him that) but keeping it to jord
 
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Dr. Jekyll said:
oprah old channels for your viewing pleasure - also lots of very old cobra content (this gives you an idea of just how long ol' one arm has been watching/grooming josh).

one of oprahs earliest channels... InReplyTo: Channel | Archive which he then migrated to
TheInternetDisease: Channel | Archive

his current account is AnonymousCasperWY but you all probably know that. you will see some very familiar faces if you check out who he features on his current channel https://www.youtube.com/c/AnonymousCasperWY/channels our very own museum and bitesize (who definetly isn't mountain wizards who just so happen to be featured too... (but not trappped featured eh).

one of my fave pieces of cobra content is actually here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIyUACl3beQ

i also found a bunch of his other socials (the man is prolific i will give him that) but keeping it to jord
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I hear this Oprah guy has 3 arms
 
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