Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

The PS Triple is the most self aware thing in the Cobraverse

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I've contemplated becoming a paypig/glasstapper a la matt green just to wipe off the fucking dust on his TV stand with some windex and a towel.

Genetic Mt. Dew said:
I would love to see him try to polish off a bottle of brown listerine. He thought brushing his teeth burned.
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IIRC drinking listerine causes explosive diarrhea, so that will be an interesting... saga
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
a nine-hour stream wtf lol
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I could only watch 30 minutes of it, the highlight of that viewing was Josh explaining how mace isn't a good self-defense strategy for women to fend off rapists/muggers because the attacker can block the spray with their palm... which led me and others in the chat to realise that his palm stain is possibly due to Josh having successfully fended off many a mace attack.

In all seriousness this could be a reality seeing as any sane woman who found themselves face to face with a mutant catfish-mongoloid wearing a shirt saying "ANTI RAPE" would instinctively spray him with mace. I'm going to comb through the Casper police blotter to see if there has been a recent spate of women having to mace a possible rapist.
 
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Genetic Mt. Dew said:
I don't understand how he can tolerate room temperature beer.
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Its his 80% British heritage.

Genetic Mt. Dew said:
Good call, I didn't think about his teeth possibly being that sensitive, but I could absolutely see an ice cold liquid shooting daggers into his jaw. RIP his teeth. I really think this is the year for one to go.
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His teeth are so rotten and sensitive he can't even tolerate carbonation. Its the only explanation for why he sits there swirling and shaking the same beer for 20 minutes. Lukewarm and flat is the only way he can consume it.

Rumply4Skyn said:
he has become very defensive, delusional, and now an e-begger. Circle of life, nigga
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Negro, he's BEEN defensive, delusional and an e-begger. He was like this even back when he was living at homedad nips' house. He looked less disheveled and bloated but trust and believe if someone insulted him or uestioned the legitimacy of a claim he'd immediately go on defense.

There's a video of him using his wand to make a malfunctioning ice dispenser in Wendy's drop a cube of ice that he recorded while he was on the fucking clock. Fucking guy sitting at the table pointing his wand at the soda fountain for 45 seconds until the cube dropped.

There's a video of him honestly claiming that Ozzy shouted him out in the middle of a concert ("that goth dude knows how to rock! yeahh!")

There's videos of him claiming that random people he passes by scream "FAGGOT" at him all the time(this actually may happen tho).

He truly believes the Casper PD are fans of his. He believes Sydney Watson watches his videos and considers his opinions.

The only thing the alcohol/pills/weed/ZzzQuill have done is increase the size and scope of his autistic delusions, in my opinion.
 
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Jaybird said:
Its his 80% British heritage.


His teeth are so rotten and sensitive he can't even tolerate carbonation. Its the only explanation for why he sits there swirling and shaking the same beer for 20 minutes. Lukewarm and flat is the only way he can consume it.


Negro, he's BEEN defensive, delusional and an e-begger. He was like this even back when he was living at homedad nips' house. He looked less disheveled and bloated but trust and believe if someone insulted him or uestioned the legitimacy of a claim he'd immediately go on defense.

There's a video of him using his wand to make a malfunctioning ice dispenser in Wendy's drop a cube of ice that he recorded while he was on the fucking clock. Fucking guy sitting at the table pointing his wand at the soda fountain for 45 seconds until the cube dropped.

There's a video of him honestly claiming that Ozzy shouted him out in the middle of a concert ("that goth dude knows how to rock! yeahh!")

There's videos of him claiming that random people he passes by scream "FAGGOT" at him all the time(this actually may happen tho).

He truly believes the Casper PD are fans of his. He believes Sydney Watson watches his videos and considers his opinions.

The only thing the alcohol/pills/weed/ZzzQuill have done is increase the size and scope of his autistic delusions, in my opinion.
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The stories he tells when people drive by and shout at him and call him a faggot are the only believable ones he has
 
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Jaybird said:
His teeth are so rotten and sensitive he can't even tolerate carbonation. Its the only explanation for why he sits there swirling and shaking the same beer for 20 minutes. Lukewarm and flat is the only way he can consume it.
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Is there anyone here who is qualified/knowledgeable enough about the subject of teeth that can give a diagnosis as to what his tooth/mouth problems (probably) are? I love to laugh at Cobes's stupidity but losing your teeth like that... shit that is a really fucked up fate for any human and combined with the advancing balding his newfound meth/mountain dew mouth look will really hit him where it hurts as far as how attractive he thinks he is...

he is lucky clint is around, while the high cost of veneers may be out of their budget, I know Clint would pay for a dental mouthpiece to fill in any spaces... I also was just thinking that Josh doesn't realise how having missing teeth will really affect his interactions with law enforcement, once you have the meth mouth look going you look like either a hard drug addict/criminal or a member of the impoverished under class, the two demographics cops hit hardest against.

Josh in jail saga is going to eventually happen, it happens to 99% of alcoholics/addicts, it would start with something as simple as a public intoxication but I'm afraid Josh's tard energy could escalate into a resisting arrest/assault on a police officer, etc. Not to mention the inevitable probation he would get would most likely entail no alcohol/drugs, which he will 100% violate in some form or another.

And to anyone who is like "Yea but Josh is extremely leery of law enforcement/etc" NO ONE PLANS ON GETTING ARRESTED/GETTING LOCKED UP, PERIOD. It just happens, and it happens quite frequently to people who lead a lifestyle like he does. Just imagine if at that one night at the CY bar that patron really got into Josh's face and Josh was dumb enough to pull a knife or take a swing... And Josh is also imbued with his absolutely fucking retarded notion that autistic people are immune under the eyes of the law which I feel will lead to him acting recklessly in such a manner.
 
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GeorgeApley said:
Is there anyone here who is qualified/knowledgeable enough about the subject of teeth that can give a diagnosis as to what his tooth/mouth problems (probably) are? I love to laugh at Cobes's stupidity but losing your teeth like that... shit that is a really fucked up fate for any human and combined with the advancing balding his newfound meth/mountain dew mouth look will really hit him where it hurts as far as how attractive he thinks he is...
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With how much plaque and shit he has going on probably this:
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Periodontal disease - Wikipedia

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Which will eventually make his teeth fall out if untreated.
Probably lots of cavities too, but you can ignore those until the tooth gets infected (then shit's fucked), until then most cavities are minor nuisances.
 
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Jaybird said:
There's a video of him using his wand to make a malfunctioning ice dispenser in Wendy's drop a cube of ice that he recorded while he was on the fucking clock. Fucking guy sitting at the table pointing his wand at the soda fountain for 45 seconds until the cube dropped.
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It's even more retarded than that. Those ice machines make ice and than release it into a hopper after a set interval of time. He wasn't trying to produce an ice cube. He was just waiting for the sound of the ice machine to release the ice into the hopper. Something that happens every hour or every half hour etc. Still couldn't time it right.
 
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