Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Watching the stream now and he keeps smelling the jar he's drinking out of.

Why is he always smelling his drinks? It's like he's devolving before our eyes... It's honestly very disturbing.
 
A good old fashion drunken rambling stream.
Edit: Hes drinking some coffee liquor from a jar and it looks like he is drinking a scented candle
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daBonehead said:
Someone paid Cobra $50 to shave his pits on stream which he did, then he immediately ended the stream to go by beer TWU
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A few minutes later he says "I'm not ebegging you guys are just jealous." I laughed at this, because he's so close to getting it, but it's like he has these two different thoughts in him but they never seem to connect.
 
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Fuerza said:
And one of the mods is a full on chomo supporter saying cyraxx is a better person than cobra.

Sorry if it’s out of order.

The cherry on top is the threat to ban the person which is exactly why they made the sub. They’re going to eat themselves alive.
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How does it feel knowing that a sub-reddit has more info on Cobes than this entire thread? I thought the farms was supposed to be filled with the "experts" but instead we have a bunch of weak minded 30-year old man children that like to group up in their little safe spaces. The more I mingle in the community and post on here with my alts, the more I understand that all of you are just as washed up as Cobes is. NO WONDER the sub-reddit is winning over this dead ass thread. It's funny seeing everyone speculate what Cobes does and tries to get into his head to further understand him. You guys don't even know where he lives, you don't know what times he goes out, you don't even know shit about his mom. As the Cobraverse lore master I laugh at you all. It's been fun hanging out with Josh and showing him his Kiwi thread, it seems I'm the only man in this community who has the balls to even do so. You know I keep seeing everyone type out sentences starting with "People need to start... Someone should do... We gotta start... He needs... Someone should give him..." Hey, how about instead of wishing someone ELSE would do it, why not fucking do it yourselves you lazy spergs. You have the energy to lift your gargantuan bodies off your beds (probably idk) You have the energy to thirst after the female mongoloids in this community. Why not help entertain the community by doing the shit YOU want OTHERS to do. But no, you sit here and think "Ah I get to relax and chat with some of my friends" None of you guys on here will ever get close to one another, you're all weak willed sigma-male cucks that jerk off to NTR doujins on nhentai.net. Keep working you basic ass 29 hour part time jobs, HOPING that one day your boss will take you on the team for fulltime. Keep begging him for those sweet sweet insurance benefits while I stay winning. Kiwi stay losing, see you next Saturday!
 
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How does it feel knowing that a sub-reddit has more info on Cobes than this entire thread? I thought the farms was supposed to be filled with the "experts" but instead we have a bunch of weak minded 30-year old man children that like to group up in their little safe spaces. The more I mingle in the community and post on here with my alts, the more I understand that all of you are just as washed up as Cobes is. NO WONDER the sub-reddit is winning over this dead ass thread. It's funny seeing everyone speculate what Cobes does and tries to get into his head to further understand him. You guys don't even know where he lives, you don't know what times he goes out, you don't even know shit about his mom. As the Cobraverse lore master I laugh at you all. It's been fun hanging out with Josh and showing him his Kiwi thread, it seems I'm the only man in this community who has the balls to even do so. You know I keep seeing everyone type out sentences starting with "People need to start... Someone should do... We gotta start... He needs... Someone should give him..." Hey, how about instead of wishing someone ELSE would do it, why not fucking do it yourselves you lazy spergs. You have the energy to lift your gargantuan bodies off your beds (probably idk) You have the energy to thirst after the female mongoloids in this community. Why not help entertain the community by doing the shit YOU want OTHERS to do. But no, you sit here and think "Ah I get to relax and chat with some of my friends" None of you guys on here will ever get close to one another, you're all weak willed sigma-male cucks that jerk off to NTR doujins on nhentai.net. Keep working you basic ass 29 hour part time jobs, HOPING that one day your boss will take you on the team for fulltime. Keep begging him for those sweet sweet insurance benefits while I stay winning. Kiwi stay losing, see you next Saturday!
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This is your brain on reddit
 
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How does it feel knowing that a sub-reddit has more info on Cobes than this entire thread? I thought the farms was supposed to be filled with the "experts" but instead we have a bunch of weak minded 30-year old man children that like to group up in their little safe spaces. The more I mingle in the community and post on here with my alts, the more I understand that all of you are just as washed up as Cobes is. NO WONDER the sub-reddit is winning over this dead ass thread. It's funny seeing everyone speculate what Cobes does and tries to get into his head to further understand him. You guys don't even know where he lives, you don't know what times he goes out, you don't even know shit about his mom. As the Cobraverse lore master I laugh at you all. It's been fun hanging out with Josh and showing him his Kiwi thread, it seems I'm the only man in this community who has the balls to even do so. You know I keep seeing everyone type out sentences starting with "People need to start... Someone should do... We gotta start... He needs... Someone should give him..." Hey, how about instead of wishing someone ELSE would do it, why not fucking do it yourselves you lazy spergs. You have the energy to lift your gargantuan bodies off your beds (probably idk) You have the energy to thirst after the female mongoloids in this community. Why not help entertain the community by doing the shit YOU want OTHERS to do. But no, you sit here and think "Ah I get to relax and chat with some of my friends" None of you guys on here will ever get close to one another, you're all weak willed sigma-male cucks that jerk off to NTR doujins on nhentai.net. Keep working you basic ass 29 hour part time jobs, HOPING that one day your boss will take you on the team for fulltime. Keep begging him for those sweet sweet insurance benefits while I stay winning. Kiwi stay losing, see you next Saturday!
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Only a retarded faggot would think anyone is actually going to read all that.

Didn’t know you cared about Reddit that strongly. May I suggest not being a bitch, that may solve your problems. Even if only a little bit.
 
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