That's an old Boomerbook Coofspiracy meme, signalling our sexy bad boy transition into a full blown 60 year old."If someone rips ass and you can smell it through their jeans, what is a cloth mask gonna do against covid-19"
Damn cobes, making me
"Cobra's gotten better at playing"
Seems redundant to have cheese on top of already nacho cheese flavored doritos
Obviously your not a long time cobro. you always double the toping that's how to food hack yessssss. TWU
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cobraverse academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret discords, and I have over 300 confirmed boglim sightings. I am trained in ferret warfare and I'm the top wizard in the entire Cobra coven. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of discord losers across the cobrverse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cobra demon and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. So mote it be in the witch's triangle.
Ehhh it is what it is toobz. A circle of protection for homeboy eaglesfan665 your copy pasta is the black smoke that lights my green flame. PCM
hey aren't you the weirdo faggot that keeps getting threadbanned
He did try once a few years back, even bleeped his own cuss words so it was more family friendly.
That's very specific you all good bro?
One is a gas, the other is water particles."If someone rips ass and you can smell it through their jeans, what is a cloth mask gonna do against covid-19"
Damn cobes, making me
Bet you also read books too, faggot.
I think every time he prepares a meal for himself he uploads it to YouTube, he was (and very likely still is) eating one meal per day. Most of the food he eats is delivered or leftovers.
It's weird. Looks like he's getting fatter but only in the head
His gothic metabolism defies science
People theorize its because his mouth hygiene is getting so bad at least the bottom part of his face is swelling, which makes a lot of sense on why he's transforming into a peanut.
Eddie Gourdo is swelling up from the poor hygiene, and his body probably retains all of that sodium considering his diet is alcohol, fast food, and severely undercooked pork.
