Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Ohh boy cobra v day stream should be lit 🐍
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Im expecting him to get extremely drunk and start talking in circles while coping

"ya know youtube I'm not even upset that I'm single on valentine's day and haven't had sex in 6 years cause I know I can break my dry spell whenever I want to because hot of age girls hit on me all the time whenever I go out, they say "wow that goth dude smells good I wonder if he's single" so you know your boy king cobrajfs could get some hot of age consensual poon if I wanted to know what I'm saying youtube? *sniffs drink and takes a sip of mountain dew mixed with bud light* and that's why ya know I'm not even upset that I'm single on valentine's day and haven't gotten laid in 6 years cause I can break my dry spell whenever I want to cause hot of age girls hit on me all the time.... *repeat* "
 
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Cobes has gotten fat enough to have a double chin behind his cornbroom beard. Yes he did another "shrimp challange"
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daBonehead said:
Im expecting him to get extremely drunk and start talking in circles while coping

"ya know youtube I'm not even upset that I'm single on valentine's day and haven't had sex in 6 years cause I know I can break my dry spell whenever I want to because hot of age girls hit on me all the time whenever I go out, they say "wow that goth dude smells good I wonder if he's single" so you know your boy king cobrajfs could get some hot of age consensual poon if I wanted to know what I'm saying youtube? *sniffs drink and takes a sip of mountain dew mixed with bud light* and that's why ya know I'm not even upset that I'm single on valentine's day and haven't gotten laid in 6 years cause I can break my dry spell whenever I want to cause hot of age girls hit on me all the time.... *repeat* "
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Or how about his attempts at "stand-up", where ocassionally he'll do an attempt at an impression or two? KingCobra sure ain't KingCobra without the drugs.
 
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daBonehead said:
Im expecting him to get extremely drunk and start talking in circles while coping

"ya know youtube I'm not even upset that I'm single on valentine's day and haven't had sex in 6 years cause I know I can break my dry spell whenever I want to because hot of age girls hit on me all the time whenever I go out, they say "wow that goth dude smells good I wonder if he's single" so you know your boy king cobrajfs could get some hot of age consensual poon if I wanted to know what I'm saying youtube? *sniffs drink and takes a sip of mountain dew mixed with bud light* and that's why ya know I'm not even upset that I'm single on valentine's day and haven't gotten laid in 6 years cause I can break my dry spell whenever I want to cause hot of age girls hit on me all the time.... *repeat* "
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You forgot the random "hahaha yeeesss"
 
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dillybars said:
Dude is a garbage guitar player, I’d hate to have him as a neighbor. Imagine that BC Rich “shredding” at night. It’s the same drop d, overdriven garbage every single time.
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He attempts to play things that are too difficult for his skill level. Shred techniques like sweep picking require a ton of practice to sound clean.
He should stick to playing simpler riff-based stuff instead.
 
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RollingRock said:
That blind old man drinking a candle smells good
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I had way too much to drink at a party one time, and after placing my beer can on a table which also had various candles littered across it, I took a drink from one of the candles cause it almost had the exact same width as my can. It didnt hurt that bad, but everyone was worried. That was my story about my experiences with autism.
 
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I think something people have failed to realize especially on the subreddit. Is that the biggest loulz that come from Josh, is when chat is encouraging him to do stuff. He clearly gets hyped up when chat is positive/encouraging. I know that we're past that boat and this is just me wishful thinking, but imagine a chat were Josh is getting encouraged on valentines day and being told he can score women would either lead him to go out or break the 4th wall and go on a rant about how that's not possible because he's creepy lookin.
 
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daBonehead said:
Im expecting him to get extremely drunk and start talking in circles while coping

"ya know youtube I'm not even upset that I'm single on valentine's day and haven't had sex in 6 years cause I know I can break my dry spell whenever I want to because hot of age girls hit on me all the time whenever I go out, they say "wow that goth dude smells good I wonder if he's single" so you know your boy king cobrajfs could get some hot of age consensual poon if I wanted to know what I'm saying youtube? *sniffs drink and takes a sip of mountain dew mixed with bud light* and that's why ya know I'm not even upset that I'm single on valentine's day and haven't gotten laid in 6 years cause I can break my dry spell whenever I want to cause hot of age girls hit on me all the time.... *repeat* "
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Goo cheese and Cobes gonna mix up some DNA with each other and make a natural predator of the tardigrade, Gnome Saiyan?
 
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RollingRock said:
Cobes has gotten fat enough to have a double chin behind his cornbroom beard. Yes he did another "shrimp challange"
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Cobes is gonna get so FAT in the next 5 years. It's gonna be hilarious. Notice he doesn't flex or show off on stream anymore, because he's turning into the Pillsbury dough boy. Not even the Boglim Delusions can convince Josh the mirror is lying. Can't wait to see how big the gunt gets.
 
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Your body can use alcohol as an energy source in place of food if you're an alcoholic, which will cause you to visibly "slim down" while your health deteriorates. It depends on a lot of factors. It'll be tougher with something like beers which causes men to produce estrogen and therefore store fat.
 
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