Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Also why I never understood Satanists. I’m not religious but I don’t get worshiping what is supposed to be personification of evil. Like what is your reward? Or you just choosing to be an asshole? Or like Cobe, trying to be edgy?

I do think he would take advantage of someone sexually if he thought would get away with it — Of Age or not.

Your right though, it really his way of ‘having power’. Same with his bullshit magic spells and constant delusions that women love him and there is a legion of fans out there. it’s why I watch and also why I hate the fuck

The "Church of Satan" shit is openly just "contrarian to Christianity" and doesn't actually believe in The Devil. In some Snake Bones episode, either Seizure or the guest points out that Jord's idea of it is pretty much Christianity itself, but with Satan being pretty much an "alternative Jesus" where you still need to behave, you just get a more interesting afterlife with fire and torturing people when you die.

Which brings us to;

You'd be hard pressed to find a bigger hypocrite than ol cobes. But I guess this answers a question I had on if he believes in the after life, I think he actually does have this weird notion that for some reason, Satan doesnt put up with you being evil in life so he'll do fucked up shit to you in hell, and will allow Jorsh to partake in torturing people so he can fulfill his urges to rape and attack. That's the ideal afterlife for the boglim.

This guy never grew out of being a powerless little pussy in school, he's still the same coward that couldn't stand up to bullies and had to create an entire alternate reality in which he's the champion and strongest. He's just been living in that since he graduated school.

To which I feel like that is what his deal is. He clearly believes, to some extent, the Christian version of heaven and hell, he just seems to have convinced himself it's just like a Pokemon Red and Blue situation where they're both almost entirely equivalent for 99%, you just get to choose your preferred version of what the ultimate prize is.

While we're on the subject, has he ever subsequently acknowledged he at one time claimed he saw Jesus?

obligatory "Why isn't this retarded person keeping his fantasy bullshit consistent?!" but he very much wants people to take what he says at face value, so I'm curious as if he'd cop to lying about it before, or try and maybe retcon it as The Lord™ seeing him and person and being intimidated by his sexy badboyishness or something.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

The "Church of Satan" shit is openly just "contrarian to Christianity" and doesn't actually believe in The Devil. In some Snake Bones episode, either Seizure or the guest points out that Jord's idea of it is pretty much Christianity itself, but with Satan being pretty much an "alternative Jesus" where you still need to behave, you just get a more interesting afterlife with fire and torturing people when you die.

So it's Edgelord Heaven in his mind?

I think the baseline is just to look at him as an edgy teen. Everything from his appearance, beliefs, dreams, and I would say goals but he doesn't have any.

I think with him saying he saw Jesus, he would either act like doesn't remember it or even better and more likely, spin some yarn about how it was real and probably a common occurrence. I wouldn't be surprised if he elaborated on it and somehow tried to make it a humblebrag.

 

[Bogliacci]

The idea that he looks forward to torturing and raping people in the afterlife is just, such an eye opener about so much lmfao. He must think about it constantly, and just repeats shit like the forbidden 4(6 now) to get people to think he's good and pure.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The idea that he looks forward to torturing and raping people in the afterlife is just, such an eye opener about so much lmfao. He must think about it constantly, and just repeats shit like the forbidden 4(6 now) to get people to think he's good and pure.

Every crack of the whip will be punctuated with 'Yeeeeeeeessssss' or 'That's what's up'

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The idea that he looks forward to torturing and raping people in the afterlife is just, such an eye opener about so much lmfao. He must think about it constantly, and just repeats shit like the forbidden 4(6 now) to get people to think he's good and pure.

he always been a sex creep. like how he constantly talks about underage girls and their periods (or sex) and do the whole "fuck pedos, you should be able to shoot 'em" I'm sure he has issues with pedophilia. he constantly thinks about kids and sex and constantly has to say "of age" when he talks about any women. "that of age grandma". she's a grandma, so, of course, she's of age. why even say it? he needs help

 

[January Cyst]

he always been a sex creep. like how he constantly talks about underage girls and their periods (or sex) and do the whole "fuck pedos, you should be able to shoot 'em" I'm sure he has issues with pedophilia. he constantly thinks about kids and sex and constantly has to say "of age" when he talks about any women. "that of age grandma". she's a grandma, so, of course, she's of age. why even say it? he needs help

That's pretty much accurate.
Stephanie said on Seizure's podcast (I think) that Josh would only pay attention to her when he wanted to get laid.
Even the Summer incident was interesting, there is a video of him lamenting having to incur the annoyance of having to go to the hospital (when he put Summer there in the first place). Not one spark of remorse.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

That's pretty much accurate.
Stephanie said on Seizure's podcast (I think) that Josh would only pay attention to her when he wanted to get laid.
Even the Summer incident was interesting, there is a video of him lamenting having to incur the annoyance of having to go to the hospital (when he put Summer there in the first place). Not one spark of remorse.

I always get annoyed when I see new fags come on and say "he really want a relationship" I've been watching josh since like 2016 and I can sure say, no he doesn't want a relationship, he wants sex. I can't remember if it was summer or Stephanie who said josh was sexually demanding to a point where they didn't feel safe.

 

[GamerGirl18]

I always get annoyed when I see new fags come on and say "he really want a relationship" I've been watching josh since like 2016 and I can sure say, no he doesn't want a relationship, he wants sex. I can't remember if it was summer or Stephanie who said josh was sexually demanding to a point where they didn't feel safe.

As far as I can tell he just wants to numb himself.

Sex drive is a very natural thing.
If you give Josh a little more time or the right drugs, sex drive is probably the only disruptive factor in him that will go away on its own.

 

[Bogliacci]

he always been a sex creep. like how he constantly talks about underage girls and their periods (or sex) and do the whole "fuck pedos, you should be able to shoot 'em" I'm sure he has issues with pedophilia. he constantly thinks about kids and sex and constantly has to say "of age" when he talks about any women. "that of age grandma". she's a grandma, so, of course, she's of age. why even say it? he needs help

Someone asked him why he says he wouldnt date an underage girl and his reasons were so fucked. "We would have nothing in common" was his first reason. Completely fucked.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Someone asked him why he says he wouldnt date an underage girl and his reasons were so fucked. "We would have nothing in common" was his first reason. Completely fucked.

His actual first reason was ‘They don’t have boobs.’ I think that’s much worse haha

 

[TurdFondler]

(when he put Summer there in the first place). Not one spark of remorse.

What? How did he manage that?

 

[Umaibae]

What? How did he manage that?

He’s nasty and unwashed and allegedly gave her strep because of it.

 

[January Cyst]

What? How did he manage that?

Josh is known for his abysmal hygiene and gave Summer a throat infection.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Josh is known for his abysmal hygiene and gave Summer a throat infection.

This is a particularly good one, both for the aforementioned "He assumes it could be serious and only describes it as an obnoxious inconvenience for himself" and the fact that allegedly the entire nursing staff acknowledges it's totally unusually and highly arousing that a boyfriend would visit a girlfriend in the hospital.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

As far as I can tell he just wants to numb himself.

Sex drive is a very natural thing.
If you give Josh a little more time or the right drugs, sex drive is probably the only disruptive factor in him that will go away on its own.

how new are you? he constantly wants sex. there's a different between the natural want for sex and constantly craving it.

 

[GamerGirl18]

how new are you? he constantly wants sex. there's a different between the natural want for sex and constantly craving it.

not particularly new but consistently bored. there are more than enough people who just hang around at home, use drugs and constantly want sex. being an incel, sexualized by pornography and craving for a quick endorphin rush don't go well together, especially when you're not socializing. heroin could help there.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

not particularly new but consistently bored. there are more than enough people who just hang around at home, use drugs and constantly. being an incel, sexualized by pornography and craving for a quick endorphin rush don't go well together, especially when you're not socializing. heroin could help there.

he will like this for years even before drugs came into his life. he's a sex pest

 

[GamerGirl18]

i never said that drugs are the cause of his sex cravings. even the drugs are only symptoms of his personality, brain chemistry and experiences, in my mind. change his personality and brain chemistry or deal with it.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

not particularly new but consistently bored. there are more than enough people who just hang around at home, use drugs and constantly want sex. being an incel, sexualized by pornography and craving for a quick endorphin rush don't go well together, especially when you're not socializing. heroin could help there.

i never said that drugs are the cause of his sex cravings. even the drugs are only symptoms of his personality, brain chemistry and experiences, in my mind. change his personality and brain chemistry or deal with it.

I don't think anyone doesn't get "cumming feels good" is a universal standard, just that his lizard brain makes it... well, more or less a purely animalistic urge for him. And it's pretty obvious he can't comprehend that to the majority of the population there's a little more to it than that.

 

[Bogliacci]

His actual first reason was ‘They don’t have boobs.’ I think that’s much worse haha

Jeeze, you're right. This retard needs to be locked away or put down before he does something.