Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Clint's Burden]

The algorithm fucked him up. I sometimes wonder how he would have turned out if it pushed him into extremist circles

"And that's the thing of it, youtube, that's the thing of it! We-we gotta secure the existence of of-age ladies and a future for......ya.....you know what I'm saying, toobs? Yeah."

*stares off into the distance for 20 minutes*

"My gothic, clock towered mansion is gunna be sweet, just you wait and see, toobs."

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The algorithm fucked him up. I sometimes wonder how he would have turned out if it pushed him into extremist circles

You mean like this lol

 

[chimpSculpture]

You mean like this lol

That laugh whilst arcing back, would've been pure Kino if it was in frame.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I bet Josh looks like a scolded child. Whenever someone confronts him (bartender) he gets defensive and passive-aggressive.

With his dad, it’s probably a lot of under the breath mumbling once it’s done and punching the walls. Clint seems like the only influence in his life he respects, or at least has any sway with him.

I wonder if he drops the ‘Sexy Goth Bad Boy’ bullshit during their arguments?

I'd wager the eviction call is probably how most of them go; listening "patiently" to Clint ramble as he gets off a loud, almost non-sequitur bark here and there but otherwise just takes it like a kid. Though according to Homedad, at least in his youth, they would be more intense arguments, but again Clint is such a weirdo himself he might have thought being talked back to at all was a highly dramatic thing in and of itself. I can easily see a pre pickle-brained teenage Josh being a far more formidable opponent than he's been at any point in the past few years.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I really wish people would talk more about how bad Clint’s art is. Lol I guess we all can’t be gothic bad boy rock stars who can’t read music TWU toobz View attachment 3058531View attachment 3058534View attachment 3058535

I am a "creative professional" (just like Clint) and have been using photoshop, etc for a very long time and there is no doubt the technical skill needed to create his art is there. He has the ability to use the programs and manipulate an image, but lacks the whole other half of the skills necessary to do this kind of work at a high level...and god forbid teach it.

Where his art really stands out and what he lacks most is in the craft and detail. Half-assed shading, zero color correction/blending, bad lighting, and some foul use of texture. The cherry on top are his really really weak concepts, we call them "low hanging fruit" in the business. His ideas are the kinds of ideas that you think of first, that 80% of the world can also think of, when the trick and what makes it so hard is going to that next level. He's just not there yet.

 

[TurdFondler]

I'd say he's technically skilled enough to teach kids shooping. It's a community college in Casper, after all. Dude's just gotta know layers, blending, masking, magic wand, etc.

Anyone actually technically good at image manipulation wouldn't waste their time teaching in a flyover state.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I'd say he's technically skilled enough to teach kids shooping. It's a community college in Casper, after all. Dude's just gotta know layers, blending, masking, magic wand, etc.

Anyone actually technically good at image manipulation wouldn't waste their time teaching in a flyover state.

Yea true, for a community college where you need to know how to resize, add type, and do some basic stuff he's exactly where he needs to be.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I am a "creative professional" (just like Clint) and have been using photoshop, etc for a very long time and there is no doubt the technical skill needed to create his art is there. He has the ability to use the programs and manipulate an image, but lacks the whole other half of the skills necessary to do this kind of work at a high level...and god forbid teach it.

Where his art really stands out and what he lacks most is in the craft and detail. Half-assed shading, zero color correction/blending, bad lighting, and some foul use of texture. The cherry on top are his really really weak concepts, we call them "low hanging fruit" in the business. His ideas are the kinds of ideas that you think of first, that 80% of the world can also think of, when the trick and what makes it so hard is going to that next level. He's just not there yet.

He half ass everything. Just look at his worst creation: josh.

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

He half ass everything. Just look at his worst creation: josh.

They're both just doing the best they can every day.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I am a "creative professional" (just like Clint) and have been using photoshop, etc for a very long time and there is no doubt the technical skill needed to create his art is there. He has the ability to use the programs and manipulate an image, but lacks the whole other half of the skills necessary to do this kind of work at a high level...and god forbid teach it.

Where his art really stands out and what he lacks most is in the craft and detail. Half-assed shading, zero color correction/blending, bad lighting, and some foul use of texture. The cherry on top are his really really weak concepts, we call them "low hanging fruit" in the business. His ideas are the kinds of ideas that you think of first, that 80% of the world can also think of, when the trick and what makes it so hard is going to that next level. He's just not there yet.

I don't know shit about 'art' -- at least not enough to be pretentious.

I do know that Homedad's shit just looks like pictures slapped onto an ugly background. I assume he has some 'deep' meaning to each of them but it is lost on me. I can tell it took some technical skill but the rest is just bizarre. I think his tranny pictures make more sense.

I wonder if Clint is why Josh just takes clipart or photos from the internet, attaches them to a t-shirt print, and then thinks it is worth $39.

 

[McWeaeselton]

Homedads art looks like it belongs on an album cover for a 90s prog rock band

 

[Genetic Mt. Dew]

I don't know shit about 'art' -- at least not enough to be pretentious.

I do know that Homedad's shit just looks like pictures slapped onto an ugly background. I assume he has some 'deep' meaning to each of them but it is lost on me. I can tell it took some technical skill but the rest is just bizarre. I think his tranny pictures make more sense.

I wonder if Clint is why Josh just takes clipart or photos from the internet, attaches them to a t-shirt print, and then thinks it is worth $39.

The cross dressing is his best material, by far.

 

[Clint's Burden]

I am a "creative professional" (just like Clint) and have been using photoshop, etc for a very long time and there is no doubt the technical skill needed to create his art is there. He has the ability to use the programs and manipulate an image, but lacks the whole other half of the skills necessary to do this kind of work at a high level...and god forbid teach it.

Where his art really stands out and what he lacks most is in the craft and detail. Half-assed shading, zero color correction/blending, bad lighting, and some foul use of texture. The cherry on top are his really really weak concepts, we call them "low hanging fruit" in the business. His ideas are the kinds of ideas that you think of first, that 80% of the world can also think of, when the trick and what makes it so hard is going to that next level. He's just not there yet.

I've said this before and I'll say it again with conviction.

The best art that Clint has ever made is his son.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

I'm not sure if it's just me, but his content has been painstakingly dry ever since he took a "break" and then got his new computer. Im not even talking about his lack of spergouts/lolcow moments. I'm not even sure we would have gotten the Gothie story, if Gothie hadn't been so open and clout chasing about it. Even his video responses have been dry, more so than they already were. We're basically watching him watch a video.


Someone mentioned on the reddit that when his computer broke, his dad probably let him use his streaming service and set it up on his tv and i venture to belive theres some truth to that. Because whatever routine he adopted while his computer was broken, seems to have stuck around.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I'm not sure if it's just me, but his content has been painstakingly dry ever since he took a "break" and then got his new computer. Im not even talking about his lack of spergouts/lolcow moments. I'm not even sure we would have gotten the Gothie story, if Gothie hadn't been so open and clout chasing about it. Even his video responses have been dry, more so than they already were. We're basically watching him watch a video.


Someone mentioned on the reddit that when his computer broke, his dad probably let him use his streaming service and set it up on his tv and i venture to belive theres some truth to that. Because whatever routine he adopted while his computer was broken, seems to have stuck around.

He's always been like this, give him time. Some minor occurrence is bound to set him off again soon. I can't help but think a solid burning is in the cards with his return to cooking videos.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

I'm not sure if it's just me, but his content has been painstakingly dry ever since he took a "break" and then got his new computer. Im not even talking about his lack of spergouts/lolcow moments. I'm not even sure we would have gotten the Gothie story, if Gothie hadn't been so open and clout chasing about it. Even his video responses have been dry, more so than they already were. We're basically watching him watch a video.


Someone mentioned on the reddit that when his computer broke, his dad probably let him use his streaming service and set it up on his tv and i venture to belive theres some truth to that. Because whatever routine he adopted while his computer was broken, seems to have stuck around.

does anyone have any theories on what the fuck he’s trying to accomplish with spam uploading all of the 4 second “joke” videos?

Is it so he can point to them and say, “see, i make tons of content all the time,” or does he think this is supposed to offset the 7-hour streams people bitch about, trying to give them “bitesized” content but completely half-assing it?

he’s uploaded like two dozen in the last 24 hours, what is his goal??

 

[SnusBurns]

what is his goal??

Pinging a few thousand people at a given time. Remind them he still exists, and he still has a paypal which you can donate to but you don't have to.

He has had A LOT of new people showing up and sending him paypal money after that Penguin guy spent a dozen minutes watching bitesize videos. I would really love to see Josh's paypal history for the past 3 months. He has to be flush with cash and gaining about 5,000 subs over the past 3 months.

 

[RollingRock]

Surprise late night drinking stream

 

[Bixby Snyder]

does anyone have any theories on what the fuck he’s trying to accomplish with spam uploading all of the 4 second “joke” videos?

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was looking the jokes up, trying to tell them naturally, and then fucking up the delivery. I’d like to think he was trying to game the algorithm but he’s not that smart and wouldn’t take the effort.

I seriously doubt he sees his subscriptions jump and thinks he needs to up his content quality or amount.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

does anyone have any theories on what the fuck he’s trying to accomplish with spam uploading all of the 4 second “joke” videos?

Is it so he can point to them and say, “see, i make tons of content all the time,” or does he think this is supposed to offset the 7-hour streams people bitch about, trying to give them “bitesized” content but completely half-assing it?

he’s uploaded like two dozen in the last 24 hours, what is his goal??

I just assumed he realized Tiktok was a huge thing (apparently a handful of his shenanigans went minorly "viral" a month or so ago?) and thinks TikTok sized videos on YouTube are effectively just as good. I suspect he thinks they'll end up on the app regardless.