Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

RL Steinbeck said:
does anyone have any theories on what the fuck he’s trying to accomplish with spam uploading all of the 4 second “joke” videos?
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YouTube is really pushing the "shorts" feature. I'm guessing to compete with TikTok somehow. Anyway, all videos under a certain length get automatically put in a Shorts playlist in the channel. He probably saw some other YouTubers that he parrots do it without thinking why or anything.
 
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charlesdickens said:
YouTube is really pushing the "shorts" feature. I'm guessing to compete with TikTok somehow. Anyway, all videos under a certain length get automatically put in a Shorts playlist in the channel. He probably saw some other YouTubers that he parrots do it without thinking why or anything.
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The videos need to be in a vertical cellphone aspect ratio and under 60 seconds in order to trigger it to be a short. He could be aiming at shorts and but failing. Just never know with Josh.
 
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SnusBurns said:
The videos need to be in a vertical cellphone aspect ratio and under 60 seconds in order to trigger it to be a short. He could be aiming at shorts and but failing. Just never know with Josh.
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Cobra will constantly circle fuck himself back to square zero over and over. Had he just made a new channel when he got perma-'demonitorized' he could have maybe MAYBE been able to swing some sort of adsense. Anything is too much work for the boggo.
 
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Cobra will constantly circle fuck himself back to square zero over and over. Had he just made a new channel when he got perma-'demonitorized' he could have maybe MAYBE been able to swing some sort of adsense. Anything is too much work for the boggo.
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I don’t know much about YouTube’s inner workings but I don’t think simply making a new channel would work. Cobes has too many trolls and they would happily report him
 
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just a thought, but i think cobes loves his reaction videos so much because its literally like having a conversation for him. his understanding doesn't exist much beyond the last sentence or two, so he'll be agreeing with one thing then a few minutes later the total opposite. because he's only operating on the exact words and phrasing he just heard. that's why he can just keep going forever, because every other sentence is a whole new reaction, in his brain it is not the same fuckin thing over and over again.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
does anyone have any theories on what the fuck he’s trying to accomplish with spam uploading all of the 4 second “joke” videos?

Is it so he can point to them and say, “see, i make tons of content all the time,” or does he think this is supposed to offset the 7-hour streams people bitch about, trying to give them “bitesized” content but completely half-assing it?

he’s uploaded like two dozen in the last 24 hours, what is his goal??
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For once I've decided I'm not going to overthink this one. He was obsessed with eating eggs, now it's joke videos. Something about it is really funny to me, this shit is uniquely Cobra.
 
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VeronicaDunham said:
Cobra will constantly circle fuck himself back to square zero over and over. Had he just made a new channel when he got perma-'demonitorized' he could have maybe MAYBE been able to swing some sort of adsense. Anything is too much work for the boggo.
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Rumply4Skyn said:
I don’t know much about YouTube’s inner workings but I don’t think simply making a new channel would work. Cobes has too many trolls and they would happily report him
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He does have a second channel. He made it a long time ago and started using it when he got a ban from his main KingCobraJFS channel and couldn't livestream/post videos, so he started using this. He quit using it because at the time it didn't quailify for monetization, but I don't think he understands he could just switch.

In his head his KingCobraJFS channel has 30,000 subscribers and the other one has 2,000 so people won't see his videos.

His second channel:
 
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You only get one Adsense account in your life, as it is tied to your Social. You can ban evade Youtube all you want with VPNs or clearing of cookies, but Adsense needs valid tax info. You can run multiple channels and have all the money funnel through a single Adsense, but you can't have more than one Adsense in your life without some kind of identity fraud or having the account in your parents name or something.

Josh is 100% fucked on Adsense unless Clint made his own account and let Josh be an employee or something.
 
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SnusBurns said:
You only get one Adsense account in your life, as it is tied to your Social. You can ban evade Youtube all you want with VPNs or clearing of cookies, but Adsense needs valid tax info. You can run multiple channels and have all the money funnel through a single Adsense, but you can't have more than one Adsense in your life without some kind of identity fraud or having the account in your parents name or something.

Josh is 100% fucked on Adsense unless Clint made his own account and let Josh be an employee or something.
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If it was feasible Clint would probably be up for it, he's always wanted Cobes to have something other than his """""tax-returns""""" to keep him going.
 
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It would be dangerous ground if he got caught evading a ban. I know channels gotten banned for trying to simply get around temp-ban.

Imagine if Cobes got his YouTube account banned? Not just demonetised ( I know his main one is) but straight-up banned? Be funny but man would he have some mental gymnastics to pull if no longer a ‘famous YouTuber’
 
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What's really gud, Farms?
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