Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Clint's Burden said:
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Wooooah I've never seen these before, I'd never think he'd even be able to make anything like this.

Is the guy in the middle suppossed to be him? lololol. I wonder, if he won the lottery would he try to get plastic surgery to look like that? If he wants to be 7ft and have his skin tanned why doesn't he just use his magic?
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Wooooah I've never seen these before, I'd never think he'd even be able to make anything like this.
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It's worth going through the archive a couple of times. I'll post a couple of favorites from one of the years.



Josh trying to learn how to play the Pan Flute.

Josh gets very genuinely upset and cries after finding out his step-mom could've potentially been murdered.

Josh playing the keyboard.

Josh audibly and very aggressively shitting his pants in the bathroom after saying "Well, time to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool."
Based.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
It's worth going through the archive a couple of times. I'll post a couple of favorites from one of the years.




Josh gets very genuinely upset and cries after finding out his step-mom could've potentially been murdered.
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Him crying over his mom is one of the few times he has dropped the ‘sexy goth bad boy’ bullshit for real. His 9/11 tears feel forced, as if he feels he should cry if ‘real American’.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Him crying over his mom is one of the few times he has dropped the ‘sexy goth bad boy’ bullshit for real.
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At that point, I don't even think there was much of a persona for him to put on. He was just a quirky and interesting kid trying to figure out life and his YouTube channel was basically his journal. I think the persona just slowly consumed him over time, that's practically who he is now. He couldn't drop his "Sexy goth bad boy" shit even if he tried.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
He thought crying over 9/11 would get him clout somehow. Such a fucking boglim.

Straight from the boglim's mouth, from 57:02 onwards:
https://youtu.be/tA1Z_KXe-oo?t=3422
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yeah, I can't believe people thought he really did care. ffs he talked about a girl in 1st grade he wanted to bang and he plug his merch while "crying" over 9/11. "boo woo woo...9/11 toobz...boo hooo....so sad.....booo wooo... oh, if you want this sweet ass potion time glass...lin....link in the .....below...... booo woooooo"
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Is the guy in the middle suppossed to be him? lololol. I wonder, if he won the lottery would he try to get plastic surgery to look like that? If he wants to be 7ft and have his skin tanned why doesn't he just use his magic?
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Woah you just made me realize cobes is the spitting image of Type O Negative's frontman Peter Steele. Probably related, toobs.
 
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Someone on the subreddit said something about him having mini-seizures, particularly when he has his ‘system errors’. I at first thought it was bullshit but does seem to be something behind it. The technical term is focal onset seizure and he checks a lot of boxes. We will never know unless EMT stream occurs again sadly…

I also think he’s a ringer for Glenn Danzig (same head shape too!)

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The previous topic of our dark lord doing these "joke videos" does seem to be because he wanted to get on youtube shorts (ugly mug on the right of the screenshot).

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This reminds me of the Snake Bones episode "Josh and Food" Seziure points out how on the mobile uploads, Josh has his fat face grinning in the thumbnail, possibly as a attempt at clickbait thumbnails. For how brain dead Josh is he seems to have a basic understanding of the toobz
 
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Cunning Lettuce said:
This reminds me of the Snake Bones episode "Josh and Food" Seziure points out how on the mobile uploads, Josh has his fat face grinning in the thumbnail, possibly as a attempt at clickbait thumbnails. For how brain dead Josh is he seems to have a basic understanding of the toobz
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You're giving him way too much credit, afaik YouTube Shorts are generated by YouTube automatically if the video is fitting.

At most, he's unconsciously imatating other people he watches. Autistic people are always trying to mimic people around them because they don't naturally act how a normal person would.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Someone on the subreddit said something about him having mini-seizures, particularly when he has his ‘system errors’. I at first thought it was bullshit but does seem to be something behind it. The technical term is focal onset seizure and he checks a lot of boxes. We will never know unless EMT stream occurs again sadly…

I also think he’s a ringer for Glenn Danzig (same head shape too!)

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I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY

fuck rape and fuck sickos dood

AND IT DOESN’T MATTER MUCH TO ME

hehehheh yessss
 
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