Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mister Uno]

This has been on my back for sometime. I don’t like warlord but cobra hit him first because he got in an argument with, the ex-con, Ian. Cobra isn’t a good friend. Hitting the only guy that stayed friends with you because you wanted to keep your new “friend” happy is bullshit. It’s just something that still annoys me.

In his defense, Warlord was being a drunk and annoying as fuck, and not just to him either. Being around a drunk when you are more sober is always extremely annoying. He is, as its been said many times, impulsive. Having your shitfaced friend going on and on how you aren't a good friend because you didn't fight your neighbor with him would get on my nerves to.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

This has been on my back for sometime. I don’t like warlord but cobra hit him first because he got in an argument with, the ex-con, Ian. Cobra isn’t a good friend. Hitting the only guy that stayed friends with you because you wanted to keep your new “friend” happy is bullshit. It’s just something that still annoys me.

Warlord got off easy, if he had kept smarting off to Ian the con, he likely would have ended up in the hospital

 

[TurdFondler]

Cobes shouldn't have thrown hands but floorlord deserved it. Just how it do sometimes with the cretins of Casper.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Did Josh hit him first? I was under the impression that Josh called him a faggot and then Warlord came at him. Was there like a prior altercation where Josh attacked Alex?

This was before that.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Him crying over his mom is one of the few times he has dropped the ‘sexy goth bad boy’ bullshit for real. His 9/11 tears feel forced, as if he feels he should cry if ‘real American’.

At that point, I don't even think there was much of a persona for him to put on. He was just a quirky and interesting kid trying to figure out life and his YouTube channel was basically his journal. I think the persona just slowly consumed him over time, that's practically who he is now. He couldn't drop his "Sexy goth bad boy" shit even if he tried.

Nearly every cow has a humanising moment, and I think that was Cobes moment.

I know we all like to Think what we see a cow do is what they are like 24/7 but we only really get snippets into there lives even if they over share regularly we're still only really getting a snippet into what makes them tick when not on camera / twitter / etc. While he is undoubtedly special needs and is rather dumb he does seem to have serious moments of genuine concern for others in his life like His Step Mum and Dad and his sisters.

Someone on the subreddit said something about him having mini-seizures, particularly when he has his ‘system errors’. I at first thought it was bullshit but does seem to be something behind it. The technical term is focal onset seizure and he checks a lot of boxes. We will never know unless EMT stream occurs again sadly

Are they the same ones that people who have epilepsy have shortly before a real seizure? I know thats what they train those epilepsy assistance dogs to watch out for (an a few other things). If he's got a undiagnosed or untreated problem he's made worse or even caused with his drug, alcohol and preexisting issues he could really end up frying his brain - and that makes me even more worried to know he uses a Lathe even that little benchtop unit he has can REALLY harm him or kill him if he has a problem and catches himself in the work or it flips a tool out of his hand.

I wonder if that's something Clint told him once to calm him down

I've seen a few cows claim this, most of them think special needs makes the crime worse I think that was fosterd with schools overly protecting special needs kids who wound people up enough for them to catch a beating.

I hope the CobraCon itinerary includes a bicycle tour of Casper

It better be The Critical Ass doing it.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Are they the same ones that people who have epilepsy have shortly before a real seizure? I know thats what they train those epilepsy assistance dogs to watch out for (an a few other things). If he's got a undiagnosed or untreated problem he's made worse or even caused with his drug, alcohol and preexisting issues he could really end up frying his brain - and that makes me even more worried to know he uses a Lathe even that little benchtop unit he has can REALLY harm him or kill him if he has a problem and catches himself in the work or it flips a tool out of his hand.

They are somehow related to epilepsy but can be caused by unrelated issues. The seizures last from only a few seconds to up to two minutes, then the person just carries on like nothing happened.

His whole ‘system errors’ look suspiciously like that. I mean he is dumb as fuck and could just be thinking but I remember seeing videos where he twitches or has ticks. Shit like that is massive red flag, especially when he has frozen for minutes at time.

Out of all the shit they fuck with him on this may be an actual issue. Pretty sure a doc just watching his videos would catch on whether he’s just tarded or having these.

There any notable cases or him freezing or twitching?

 

[charlesdickens]

He needs to get evaluated by a neurologist. It's hard to play armchair doctor beyond mere conjecture. Considering the state of his dental health, I don't think that will happen anytime soon unless something really big goes down in front of Clint. Josh's eyesight is getting worse too, which I haven't seen anyone here or elsewhere really bring up. He's been getting his mug really close to his huge screen just to read. I wonder if he has developed after-cataracts from improper care besides just needing a stronger prescription of glasses.

 

[kiwipinata]

Shitty power level, but I have a seizure disorder that was probably brought on by alcohol abuse in my early twenties. I would have the same little episodes that Jorf has where I would just be completely zoned out. I didn't know what it was so I would just disregard it and move on. After so long of just ignoring them, I finally had a grand mal seizure while I was at work in front of a bunch of people and then I didn't have choice but to go see a doctor. I would imagine that he has probably already had a more serious seizure, but since he's just alone at his place all the time he probably didn't even realize it. In my own experience, I have to take medicine for seizures even though I don't drink like that anymore, because anytime I have tried to ease myself off of them I have had another seizure. I don't know what the laws are like in Wyoming, but he should just embrace his epilepsy and get a medical marijuana card. TWU.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Nearly every cow has a humanising moment, and I think that was Cobes moment.

I'd like to submit this entry for "Humanizing moment."

It's got some real pathos, lemme tell ya.

 

[chimpSculpture]

I don't know what the laws are like in Wyoming, but he should just embrace his epilepsy and get a medical marijuana card. TWU.

He's probably never considered that. Maybe that's what needs to be done, if he was told that his constant system-errors could give him the ability to smoke weed then he would go down to the practice the next day lmao. Even if he's not aware whilst these moments happen, he has had to have seen the clips of himself. I know he's the sort of person to ignore his issues (like his bad teeth, dissipating hair, alcoholism, etc) but just dropping off like that has got to be scary.

He would actually get some help if he got a diagnosis. His tugboat would probably change if he was diagnosed too right?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

previous "Good Guy" vs "Bad Guy" discussion

Bear in mind this is the same sexy badboy who has spent 20 years seething over "being bullied in high school!", but also screamed with glee for almost 15 uninterrupted minutes upon realizing the mother of some retarded kid who merely annoyed him with overly enthusiastic attempts at friendship had been killed by cancer. Even implying he was vicariously responsible via "demons" and that it was righteous justice for, again, "getting on his nerves" as a teenager.

Cobes has been conditioned to be polite, but lets not pretend he has the same moral compass as a normal human.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Shitty power level, but I have a seizure disorder that was probably brought on by alcohol abuse in my early twenties. I would have the same little episodes that Jorf has where I would just be completely zoned out. I didn't know what it was so I would just disregard it and move on. After so long of just ignoring them, I finally had a grand mal seizure while I was at work in front of a bunch of people and then I didn't have choice but to go see a doctor. I would imagine that he has probably already had a more serious seizure, but since he's just alone at his place all the time he probably didn't even realize it. In my own experience, I have to take medicine for seizures even though I don't drink like that anymore, because anytime I have tried to ease myself off of them I have had another seizure. I don't know what the laws are like in Wyoming, but he should just embrace his epilepsy and get a medical marijuana card. TWU.

Medical weed is illegal in Casper

 

[RollingRock]

Cobes is live, new rat tail sighting. Drinking bud light out of his skelington goblet.

 

[crying and shidding]

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPING TO HIS DISGUSTING HOBBIT FOOT???

 

[RollingRock]

Looks infected. Nasty! Clint might need to drag his boglim to the doctor again
Edit: Cobes finally admitted to watching fart porn

 

[TurdFondler]

That's a fungal infection he let fester and then scratched raw. Cobes probably hasn't washed his socks in recent memory. If he's lucky it's just gnarly sweat rash but that's optimistic.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

That's a fungal infection he let fester and then scratched raw. Cobes probably hasn't washed his socks in recent memory. If he's lucky it's just gnarly sweat rash but that's optimistic.

probably doesn’t help he walks around barefoot on that cum soaked carpet of his

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Looks infected. Nasty! Clint might need to drag his boglim to the doctor again

That's a fungal infection he let fester and then scratched raw. Cobes probably hasn't washed his socks in recent memory. If he's lucky it's just gnarly sweat rash but that's optimistic.

Yeah, he has athletes foot he ignored and picked at until it got worse. Just by looking at it, it's apparent he will need prescription strength medicine for it.

Which he won't get so that's gonna be hanging around for a while. Likely until it's so infected he either can't move it, or Homedad actually smells it through his boots and other miasma of stink.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

Yeah, he has athletes foot he ignored and picked at until it got worse. Just by looking at it, it's apparent he will need prescription strength medicine for it.

Which he won't get so that's gonna be hanging around for a while. Likely until it's so infected he either can't move it, or Homedad actually smells it through his boots and other miasma of stink.

“Check it out toobs my foot stopped hurting and turned all black and green which are my favorite colors hehehe yeeesssssss” *reads chat* “dood just because there’s maggots in my foot doesn’t mean it’s a maggot house… honestly dude my trolls are even more retarded than I am it’s a IT’S A FOOT how can it be a HOUSE if it’s a FOOT?! Do you see a door and windows?! FUCK YOU TROLLS”

 

[Dr. Jekyll]

Booked my hotel for the con. Get 'em fast because they're sure to all be sold out soon.