Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Rumply4Skyn said:
Is that a tranny or a crack whore? Or Tranny/crack whore?
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Former crackwhore... she's very open about it: krystal said that the last time she was on rehab was this last september...? but yeah. I think she's cool and i really like her being there with seizure cause otherwise this wouldn't have happened: she talks a lot making cobra not feel threatened by seizure imo-- not that josh is threatened (maybe he is) but seizure could say something to offend him and make him leave.

EDIT: forgot to add that krystal also open about doing tricks to get drugs (like jerking off guys).

Another edit: seizure is asking jord about clint... this is where things could go bad, like cobra could leave any time now-- krystal mentioned the sub... tense moment.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Where the fuck is this stream? You got this shit written out like a novella, including scenes outside smoking. Not being an asshole, I just legit couldn’t find this — just the scene of him throwing him down telling warlord he is drunk.
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Leaked audio from when they came back inside after Ian punched Warlord. It was a Discord call. I'll upload it instead of linking it for posterity.

At 1:30, Josh says that he doesn't want to get in-between two friends who are fighting. At 31:46, Josh mentions Warlord running his mouth which caused Ian to punch him in the head for it.



Here's what he looked like:

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
TMDWU

Gonna watch a highlight comp later though because there's no way this'll be worthwhile listening to live. No offense @SeizureRobot5000
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Was one of cobras best panels or streams. He was totally cool with Seizure and answered a lot of questions. It's weird to even say, but Josh was tolerable for the whole stream. He rapped, talked about his magic, Cast a spell against Bite-sized, and a ton of other entertaining shit. Of course Courtney and crew were texting Josh and krystal, trying to get Josh to leave, and talking shit about her. Was worth listening to in the background.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't Josh buy that thing so he could have a easy place to source fag ends? Like picking them off the floor wasn't bad enough he tried to use it to harvest fag ends on a industrial scale.
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StoicMoose said:
When you change your clothes once a week, only eat in your dog chair, and spend all your money on booze, you dont really have much you can even use to make the room a mess. That and he got it instilled in him at job corp to make his bed, that part stuck but nothing else. Typical cobes.
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He sleeps in his dog chair more than in his bed.
 
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Clint's Burden said:
Leaked audio from when they came back inside after Ian punched Warlord. It was a Discord call. I'll upload it instead of linking it for posterity.

At 1:30, Josh says that he doesn't want to get in-between two friends who are fighting. At 31:46, Josh mentions Warlord running his mouth which caused Ian to punch him in the head for it.

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Here's what he looked like:

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Wow, you only need to listen to roughly 15 minutes to get what you need outta it. It’s pretty bizarre to hear Cobes hold a conversation with another person and it be coherent and not circular (I dont watch beyond streams). I find it kinda hilarious that him giving free shit soap was something he threw at warlord a few times, like fucking Jim Carey in The Cable Guy — ‘I gave you free tactical soap, what did you give me?’

Cobes did seem to be the one sperging out. He would basically call Warlord a faggot, then when challenged on what he said would attack him. Kinda hard to support provocating a drunk guy.

That Courtney bitch just infuriates me. You can tell she just tard wrangles for fun and takes perverse delight in the shit. IMO the trolls are harassing the wrong person.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
Wow, you only need to listen to roughly 15 minutes to get what you need outta it. It’s pretty bizarre to hear Cobes hold a conversation with another person and it be coherent and not circular (I dont watch beyond streams). I find it kinda hilarious that him giving free shit soap was something he threw at warlord a few times, like fucking Jim Carey in The Cable Guy — ‘I gave you free tactical soap, what did you give me?’
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Do you remember when he asked Warlord if his father ever used the tactical soap Josh had given him at least a year prior? Best part was that Warlord said his dad never took it out of the package IIRC
 
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GeorgeApley said:
Do you remember when he asked Warlord if his father ever used the tactical soap Josh had given him at least a year prior? Best part was that Warlord said his dad never took it out of the package IIRC
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What I didn’t get was Warlord saying he got the alcohol from a ‘sponsor’. Like, you are in a addiction program and your sponsor gave you booze? Or is he saying he has a sponsor, like the same bullshit Cobes says?

Either way, it was a retard fight
 
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GeorgeApley said:
Do you remember when he asked Warlord if his father ever used the tactical soap Josh had given him at least a year prior? Best part was that Warlord said his dad never took it out of the package IIRC
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None of these people use soap lol. It's so funny that cobes, one of the dirtiest people I can think of, is completely convinced that a soap is conducive to his breakout success not because it will make him more hygenic, but because he has a promo link and the pheremones will yield walnut.

Stygian Evil said:
HOLY SHIET! Krystal (Gothie's frenemy) got Cobra to talk with Boglim Chronicles AND Seizure!:
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Everytime Krystal & Gothie are mentioned I start to feel like I'm losing the plot. They seem only very tangentially related to cobes, and I suspect a secret, autistic discord is the only reason I've heard of them at all. Also, besides the pure aesthetic experience of looking at Krystal's face, I don't find much entertainment value from them.
 
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The Ideal AutoModerator said:
None of these people use soap lol. It's so funny that cobes, one of the dirtiest people I can think of, is completely convinced that a soap is conducive to his breakout success not because it will make him more hygenic, but because he has a promo link and the pheremones will yield walnut.


Everytime Krystal & Gothie are mentioned I start to feel like I'm losing the plot. They seem only very tangentially related to cobes, and I suspect a secret, autistic discord is the only reason I've heard of them at all. Also, besides the pure aesthetic experience of looking at Krystal's face, I don't find much entertainment value from them.
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Yeah Courtney seems to fancy ehrself the ringmaster in a circus of retards and all of these peripheral players really don't add much. Detract, really.
 
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TomBradysVagina said:
Was one of cobras best panels or streams. He was totally cool with Seizure and answered a lot of questions. It's weird to even say, but Josh was tolerable for the whole stream. He rapped, talked about his magic, Cast a spell against Bite-sized, and a ton of other entertaining shit. Of course Courtney and crew were texting Josh and krystal, trying to get Josh to leave, and talking shit about her. Was worth listening to in the background.
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From what I remember, people who had spent a short time with him like Mr.Green, Darfliny and maybe even homeboy scotty, have said that he's a relatively chill albeit quiet dude to hang out with.

Naturally when when see him streaming so he's mostly ranting and letting out his inner self.
 
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Q_Anon1001 said:
From what I remember, people who had spent a short time with him like Mr.Green, Darfliny and maybe even homeboy scotty, have said that he's a relatively chill albeit quiet dude to hang out with.

Naturally when when see him streaming so he's mostly ranting and letting out his inner self.
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His rapport with the tattoo artist was pretty interesting as well. That said the artist seemed to be about half a 'tard himself, imo.

 
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Clint's Burden said:
Leaked audio from when they came back inside after Ian punched Warlord. It was a Discord call. I'll upload it instead of linking it for posterity.

At 1:30, Josh says that he doesn't want to get in-between two friends who are fighting. At 31:46, Josh mentions Warlord running his mouth which caused Ian to punch him in the head for it.

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Here's what he looked like:

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I honestly feel pretty bad for warlord. Part of being a good friend is knowing when to “cut off” your bud and not let them get raving mad drunk, letting them get into a situation to get their ass kicked, and then calling them a faggot for being too drunk. You FED him the liquor, cobra
 
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