Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
For those not in the know on who Perry is;


I'll say he might not succeed with Cobes due to his paranoia about being tricked, but I think he had issues with not trusting people in the past too but then was easily tricked by "Chaz" and the voice acting saga, so 50/50 I guess.
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Perry appeared in an episode of smiling friends on adult swim. Tom could use that to his advantage when dealing with Josh.
 
Well Tom B. should better than the internet lot lizards ( Courtney & the other one that's missing most of her teeth ) cobra has had to deal with. 🦎
 
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Clint's Burden said:
Josh is a nightmare trap for any would-be wrangler. It just absolutely fascinates me, the whole process.

Let's say you're a prospective wrangler, right. It's hard enough to get in consistent contact with him, hard enough to catch him sober enough to even talk coherently, harder still to gain his trust. All of this takes months and months and months of persistence, time and energy. It is a fucking absolute nightmare to pull this off, but let's say for sake of argument that you pull it off.

The trap is now sprung.

You spend a couple of months trying to wrangle Josh but nothing takes. You're pulling hair out in frustration thinking "I can get him to do something eventually" as you keep trying and trying, some semblance of optimism being the only thing that keeps you going. Meanwhile, this is a hilarious phenomenon for everyone not involved because Josh cannot help but make it a public spectacle.

In the end, and perhaps far too late, you realize that Josh only does what Josh wants to do. If you manage to convince him that what you want him to do is what he wants to do, he'll put in a half-assed effort and completely cock the whole thing up because that's what he does with everything in his life. The effort is so abysmal that it wasn't even worth asking him to begin with.

All you've done is a waste approximately a year of your time on an internet retard and the only thing Josh gave you in return was a hard fuckin' time. It's like Shakespeare, it's fucking beautiful.
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It’s exactly why I’m not worried about a Tom B saga. The dude is going to be beating his head against a brick wall until he realizes this and nothing will come of it. Look at poor homeboy Robbie, he was at it for months and only thing he got out of it was a listening party of cobra whispering sweet nothings to his toilet
 
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It’s a shame that anyone speaking to him does so gently. They can’t push him, can’t contradict him, and can’t challenge him on any of his bullshit. Cobes would just clam up or flee, which is pretty much how he handles anything unpleasant in his life.

Seizure did a great job overall. He knew when to nudge him forward for an answer and when to change the subject. I just get pissed how everyone walks on eggshells around the tard.
 
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Courtney is a tard wrangler, she has her little mittens into Cryrax, Richie Rieght and Cobes, so far it's clear that she's actually a great troll. Like ethics aside she is VERY good at handling these boglims and gaining their trust. It's not hard to fool someone like Cobes but to continuously do so, while people are telling him that Courtney is just a longcon gayops, takes a bit of finesse. Even when watching Courtney's streams, I can almost find her likeable and fun. She reaches out to people, she seems fun. She's that girl at a sorority party who hands the inexperienced freshmen girls drink after drink but then records them doing dumb shit when drunk.

It's shitty but girl is a damn good troll.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
It’s a shame that anyone speaking to him does so gently. They can’t push him, can’t contradict him, and can’t challenge him on any of his bullshit. Cobes would just clam up or flee, which is pretty much how he handles anything unpleasant in his life.

Seizure did a great job overall. He knew when to nudge him forward for an answer and when to change the subject. I just get pissed how everyone walks off eggshells around the tard.
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You've got to probe him and gently nudge him over a period of time into opening up, that sadly involves stroking his ego a fair bit in-between each nudge and it takes several nudges to get him pointed in the right direction.
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Courtney is a tard wrangler, she has her little mittens into Cryrax, Richie Rieght and Cobes, so far it's clear that she's actually a great troll. Like ethics aside she is VERY good at handling these boglims and gaining their trust. It's not hard to fool someone like Cobes but to continuously do so, while people are telling him that Courtney is just a longcon gayops, takes a bit of finesse. Even when watching Courtney's streams, I can almost find her likeable and fun. She reaches out to people, she seems fun. She's that girl at a sorority party who hands the inexperienced freshmen girls drink after drink but then records them doing dumb shit when drunk.

It's shitty but girl is a damn good troll.
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Her "skill" is being a woman and paypaling them money. Notice anything about all the cows you mentioned? They're retarded boys in men's bodies. She plays mommy to them and sends them cash. It's that simple. She's actually incredibly bad at being a troll otherwise and is building her lolcow portfolio as we speak. Hope she sees this though bro.
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
Josh almost throwing up and chugging out of the Banana flavored rum bottle is peak live stream for the night.
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What’s the nastiest tasting liquor out there? He drinks faggy drinks when he can but his drunk ass would chug anything once cash is short. Trying to think of some disgusting shit he would chug

Need to send him some White Ace or Buckfast
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
Courtney is a tard wrangler, she has her little mittens into Cryrax, Richie Rieght and Cobes, so far it's clear that she's actually a great troll. Like ethics aside she is VERY good at handling these boglims and gaining their trust. It's not hard to fool someone like Cobes but to continuously do so, while people are telling him that Courtney is just a longcon gayops, takes a bit of finesse. Even when watching Courtney's streams, I can almost find her likeable and fun. She reaches out to people, she seems fun. She's that girl at a sorority party who hands the inexperienced freshmen girls drink after drink but then records them doing dumb shit when drunk.

It's shitty but girl is a damn good troll.
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Counterpoint; someone told Josh "Hey I work at Comedy Central and can get you a contract" and he also believed that.

In what might come as a shocker it's not actually particularly difficult to bamboozle retards.
 
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Rumply4Skyn said:
What’s the nastiest tasting liquor out there? He drinks faggy drinks when he can but his drunk ass would chug anything once cash is short. Trying to think of some disgusting shit he would chug
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He was drinking some gnarly cheap vodka out of a plastic bottle on stream a few months ago, was backwashing it too, very sad.

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Rumply4Skyn said:
What’s the nastiest tasting liquor out there? He drinks faggy drinks when he can but his drunk ass would chug anything once cash is short. Trying to think of some disgusting shit he would chug

Need to send him some White Ace or Buckfast
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Ever had real Absinth? I got ratted off that once - once and at my peak I was caning a 70cl bottle of rum a night and I don't rember anything for several days either side of that it was enough for me to say never ever again on that stuff.

That or laphroaig -

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That stuff is vile.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Ever had real Absinth? I got ratted off that once - once and at my peak I was caning a 70cl bottle of rum a night and I don't rember anything for several days either side of that it was enough for me to say never ever again on that stuff.

That or laphroaig -

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That stuff is vile.
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Absinth was kinda a let down. It was built up as some special booze that will get you high and fucked up — or some magical shit like that. Rum is my favourite. I used to go through bottle a day and was fine with no hangover. That’s why I kinda get Cobes popping up fresh as a fucking daisy after drinking way too much.

Whiskey though, laphraig especially, is a hard hangover— smell alone is revolting the day after. Shit is too expensive to be pounding like water though. Cobes would mix £80 bottles with Mt. Dew… no fucking appreciation from that boglim.

I do think Buckfast would be his bane. Caffeine and booze in a sugary drink? He would be in fucking heaven while he pisses his custom pants.
 
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